Dandy x Shrimpo

TW: Biting, licking, and choking.

Uwu rawr XD #different #imnotlikeothergirls🥺 #fatkellyprice

Anyways, get ready guys 😘

Also I'm getting a divorce, 382Plshelp927 cheated on me 🙁☹️😕 /j

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"So.. my place tonight? Again?" Dandy adjusted the individual tapes on his shop wall by number, grinning as it was all in order again. "Obviously, remember to actually let me in on time, last time I was freezing my ass off." Shrimpo muttered as he placed his hand against his face.

"Well, it's not my fault I was in the shower! Besides, I warmed you up afterwards..~" Dandy winked at Shrimpo – making him blush and look away.

"Well, I'm off. I gotta go help Shelly with something, I think it was about her books? I'm not sure." Dandy walked away from Shrimpo, he turned around and grinned; "Remember to bring some lube, spit isn't that sanitary." With that, Dandy left. Slightly trailing his hand down the door frame as he turned the corner.

Shrimpo sighed, it was Friday fuck day. The day where him and Dandy would meet up and.. well, fuck. They cuddled afterwards obviously, he wasn't sure when it started but he wasn't complaining.

"Wonder what we'll do tonight.." Shrimpo quickly left, not bothering to stay there without Dandy; he passed by Scraps – who glared at him, making him roll his eyes as he left the building.
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Shrimpo ticked his tongue as he adjusted his coat, snow consuming his boots as he walked through the snowy drive-through. He smiled as he reached Dandy's door, knocking rhythmically so Dandy would know who it was; in a matter of seconds – Dandy opened the door and let Shrimpo in.

Shrimpo walked into Dandy's living room – placing the small bottle of lube on the coffee table. "Got the lube." Dandy giggled and went into the kitchen, coming back with a tray full of cookies.

"Been learning how to bake from Cosmo, try one!" Shrimpo grinned and snatched a cookie, shoving it in his mouth with a pleasing smile.

"Wait.. you didn't lace these.. right?" Shrimpo questioned as he shoved five more cookies in his mouth – not really caring if it was laced.

"What– no! I just wanted you to taste-test for me, judging by how many you ate.. I can assume you like them." Dandy explained as he sat down, Shrimpo sitting down right next to him while he continued to shove more in his mouth.

"Jeez, with a mouth like that.. why do I do all the sucking?" Dandy questioned as he switched channels on the TV.

"Hmm.. do you wanna switch?" Shrimpo questioned while rubbing Dandy's thigh. "Hell no, I prefer to suck. I was just saying.. You know?" Dandy leaned into Shrimpo's touch; putting his leg over Shrimpo's lap.

"Yeah.. I guess..?" Shrimpo pulled Dandy closer to him, basically setting him on his lap.

"Getting straight into business? Gosh, you're so needy Shrimpo." Dandy slowly started to grind against Shrimpo, grinning at his shocked noises.

"S-says you? A-already grinding against me?!" Shrimpo hissed underneath his breath as he gripped onto Dandy's hips. "Chillax shrimp, we haven't even started yet and I can already feel your boner. That desperate for me?~" Shrimpo rocked his hips back and forth, biting down on his lips as Shrimpo slightly started to move his hips as well.

"Oh shut it." Shrimpo continued to move against him, slightly rubbing his back in the process. "Oh you know that you love me." Dandy chuckled as he felt himself start to get hard.

"I hate the fact that you're right." With a fast motion, Dandy was pinned against the couch, Shrimpo smiled as Dandy struggled against his grip. "Done talking?" Shrimpo quickly kissed Dandy – preventing him from answering.

He quickly pulled away, making Dandy groan as he tried to kiss him again unfortunately to no avail. "Don't tease me... Please?" Dandy begged? Shrimpo smiled and started to take off his coat, Dandy scoffed as he just now realized that Shrimpo's snow covered boots were on his couch! He could deal with it later though.

Eventually Shrimpo climbed off of Dandy and began to undress himself; he threw his clothes on the ground without a second thought, "Come on now, stop staring and get undressed." Dandy sighed and sat up as well, taking off his T-shirt and sweatpants; leaving himself in his boxers.

"Seriously? I'm wearing nothing and you're still keeping your boxers on?" Shrimpo complained while looking Dandy up and down; making Dandy shiver with excitement.

"What? Afraid to do it yourself?" Dandy laid back down on the couch spreading his legs while he awaited Shrimpo. "You're lucky I lo–.. tolerate. You're lucky I tolerate you." Without a second thought Shrimpo slightly glided in-between Dandy's legs; wrapping his hands around Dandy's neck – his green petal folding against his arms.

"F-feeling brave babe..?" Dandy said as Shrimpo squeezed his neck a bit. Shrimpo only playfully rolled his eyes and smirked at him; "S-.. squeeze harder." Shrimpo obeyed, slightly rubbing his hips against Dandy's as he continued to squeeze; not to the point where it would really hurt him though.

He let go, keeping only one of his hands on Dandy's neck while the other one slowly trailed down and began pulling down his boxers, making Dandy squirm.

Shrimpo slightly moved away, giving him more room to fully pull them down; he decided to leave them at Dandy's ankles, making Dandy roll his eyes as he adjusted to the bare feeling.

"Feeling nervous, Dandy?" Shrimpo slightly squished his thighs, going up to his stomach and eventually to his shoulders. "Psh.. no way. I'm completely fine– OH!' Shrimpo bit down on his shoulder-blade. He quickly threw Dandy's legs over himself; his boxers kind of working like cuffs as they wrapped around Shrimpo's torso.

Shrimpo didn't stop as he sucked on his nipple, rubbing near the area of Dandy's cock with his hand. "J-jeez.. Shrimpo~.." Dandy moaned slightly, his torso was extremely sensitive; giving Shrimpo more opportunities.

He licked circles around Dandy's nipple before full-blown sucking on it, Dandy bit down on his bottom lip while Shrimpo moved to the other nipple.

Shrimpo stopped and reached over for the lube, pouring a generous amount on his hand while he used the other one to spread Dandy's legs further. "Safe word or are we playing dangerously?" Shrimpo waited for Dandy's response, Dandy pondered for a moment before nodding his head no.

"I dont need a safe-word, I've taken that monster of a cock.. I could do it again! Be gentle though..?" Dandy sort of whispered the last part, making Shrimpo grin.

"Whatever you say." Shrimpo coated his fingers before circling around Dandy's hole, slipping one in after coating the outside thoroughly.

"S-slow down!" Dandy slightly screamed, alarmed by Shrimpo doing it without warning. "I'm only using my fingers, are you sure you can still handle me?~" Shrimpo added another finger, pumping in and out while slightly scissoring.

"I.. I can handle it! Y-you just caught me off guard. G-.. give me the real thing now!" Dandy's voice was hazy, slowly moving his hips to get more friction.

Shirmpo grinned and pulled his fingers out of Dandy – earning a bitchy whiney noise from the flower. Shrimpo lathered his dick with lube, basically coating it like a steak; "Chill, I don't want this to hurt you." Dandy rolled his eyes and looked off to the side; slowly sliding down as he grew more impatient.

He grinded his tip against him, threatening to enter him at any moment. Dandy furrowed his eyebrows and lowered himself; forcing Shrimpo to enter him. Shrimpo held Dandy's hips and hissed at the warmth and tightness of his hole.

"Impatient much?" Shrimpo dug his nails into Dandy's sides and closed his eyes as he slowly started to move. He hit his prostate immediately, making Dandy throw his head back as he started to roll his hips – his back arching as he gripped on to the couch with desperation.

Shrimpo grinned at the sight and bent down to kiss Dandy – Dandy desperately wrapped his hands around Shrimpo's neck, keeping him there while he continued to pound into him; going faster and rougher with each second.

Shrimpo leaned down even more, starting a harsh make out session between the two while Dandy was basically clawing at the back of Shrimpo's neck.

Dandy came on both of their stomachs without warning, making Shrimpo roll his eyes. "No warning..?"

"S-shut up.." Shrimpo playfully frowned at this but quickly changed his expression as he harshly thrusted into Dandy – practically knocking the wind out of him.

"Shit.. I'm close." Shrimpo punctured Dandy's skin, his nails digging into his sides as he continued to thrust, biting down on his lips so he didn't release any noises.

With a final sloppy thrust, he came. Coating Dandy's insides white and he slowly pulled out – teasing Dandy in the process.

He stood up hazy before grabbing Dandy and leading him to his bedroom, Dandy groaned and went under the covers; his legs aching as he tried to find a comfortable position.

Shrimpo quickly cuddled up to him, placing his face into Dandy's chest as he grinned. "Next time, we're using bondage." He whispered as he held Dandy closer.

"I'll be looking forward to it." Dandy closed his eyes and focused on Shrimpo's breathing, smiling as he held him tighter.

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Getting freaky on a Friday night yeah!

Anyways I got jumped by three Rodger's when I was playing as Teagan

One of them dead as said "Mommy Teagan!!!  Don't abandon me and your child!!"

I'm screaming

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