Dandy x Shrimpo
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Flutter sobbed into the ground her feet quickly moving in the air. She started rolling on the ground while she continued to spaz out.

Shrimpo giggled and crossed his arms, watching her do this pathetic act.

"HA! Thats what I thought!"

He pointed at her and continued to mercilessly bully her, he kept commenting about how she looks like a deformed plum. Flutter eventually flew away, still crying.

Shrimpo loudly laughed as he went to go look for his next victim. He peered around the corner and saw Boxton, awkwardly standing there strangely.

He rubbed his hands together like a cartoon villain, and started walking up to him. He put on an innocent smile, and waved at him.

Boxton looked surprised and waved back, not really knowing why Shrimpo was showing a glimpse of kindness. Shrimpo's innocent grin turned into a pure hatred one.

"So. What's the deal with you, eh?"

Shrimpo slightly whispered as he circled around Boxton, he looked Boxton up and down trying to intimate him. Unfortunately it was working.

"Leave me alone.. Shrimpo." Boxton huffed, he crossed his arms and looked away. Why did Shrimpo have to be such an asshole anyway?

Shrimpo got closer and poked Boxton's chest. He smirked once more and slightly pushed himself away from Boxton.

"I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to hang out, Boxton. But it seems you're too much of a piss boy to handle it."

Boxton was about to snap back, but Shrimpo shushed him with his finger, he got closer and looked up at Boxton.

"Hm. You're too tall, I don't like that."

Shrimpo kicked Boxton's leg and made him topple over, Shrimpo giggled and stood above him, prepared to start screaming slurs and insults but then he head something behind him.

"Ahem?" Dandy stood there, hands on both of his hips with a nonchalant expression. Shrimpo slowly moved away from Boxton, awkwardly smiling now. Dandy got closer to Boxton, who was still on the ground, he pointed at him and laughed.

Boxton gasped and looked offended, Shrimpo on the other hand began laughing too. He moved next to Dandy and started spewing insults again, this time Dandy joined.

Boxton just say there and took all of it in, why did this always happen to him?
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Dandy and Shrimpo sat on the couch giggling and laughing while talking about all the people they upset today.

After they stopped picking on Boxton, they went to look for their new victims. They had even made a checklist, signaling who they had already bullied.

After Boxton it was, Vee, Shelly, Cosmo, and Tisha. They both continued laugh and giggle while talking shit about everyone else, they would definitely have to do this more often.

Shrimpo's head was laying on Dandy's lap, it was an odd position for the two of them but they didn't really care.

Suddenly Dandy stopped laughing, he looked at Shrimpo's face and smiled. He unexpectedly grabbed his face and kissed Shrimpo. (Woah gay)

Shrimpo surprisingly didn't fight back and started melting into the kiss, they changed positions. Shrimpo now sitting in Dandy's lap instead of laying on it, they continued their make out session, this time using tongue.

Shrimpo sucked on Dandy's tongue while rubbing his shoulders, they both broke apart and stared at eachother.

They started chuckling a bit, and smiled.

"Wanna go back to talking shit now, Dandy?"

"Obviously"

Both ignored the weird Make out session that had just happened and went back to what they were doing before.

How strange.
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Rah rah gay gay gay Disney villain type shit

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