Candy crush sucks

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Shitpo: I'm still alive losers.

Fluttershy: Barely survived 😮‍💨

Dandelion: she almost got me 😰

Fluttershy: Can someone pick us up 🙏🏽

Magnifyingdad: I will, where are you guys.

Shitpo: we're near the main park, sort of in the forest.

Dandelion: it's cold out here 😣

Magnifyingdad: I'm on my way.

Pokémonball: Why would you guys throw raw potatoes at me 😒

Dandelion: Self defense 🤷🏽

Magnifyingdad: Gigi is with you guys?

Shitpo: Unfortunately 😮‍💨

Pokémonball: don't make me shoot you again 😍

Shitpo: 😨

Magnifyingdad: never mind I'm not picking you guys up, Gigi is not someone I want to be by at the moment.

Fluttershy: WHAT YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US LIKE THIS 😰

System: Magnifyingdad is offline

Fluttershy: sigh..

System: Fluttershy, Dandelion, and Pokémonball are offline.

Shitpo: I'm staying online so I can update y'all about our situation, probably gonna get eaten by a wolf or something 👽
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Teaparty: @Shitpo are you guys okay?

Shitpo: no, Gigi's trying to eat Dandy's petals while Flutter is spinning in circles. This is the end for us 😐

Poppyplaytimereject: Wait I can pick you guys up! Where are you?

Shitpo: I actually have no idea lmao, we decided to follow Flutter and got lost.

NotmyVox: idiotic.

Shitpo: we're trying our best 🥺

Tissuebox: are your wounds cleaned carefully?

Shitpo: yeah, there was some left over medkits, too bad there wasn't any pain killers because Dandy can barely walk on his foot.

Strawberrymilkshake: where did she even shoot you guys

Shitpo: I got shot in the arm, Dandy got shot in the leg and flutter got shot in the foot.

Jackinthebox: Yeesh..

Shitpo: And Dandy fell down a well  😐

Risesthemoon: how..?

Shitpo Flutter pushed him in 💁🏽‍♀️

Risesthemoon: ..

Risesthemoon: is he okay?

Shitpo: yeah, flutter retrieved him

NotmyVox: should've kept him down there 😮‍💨

Shitpo: OMG I SEE CIVILIZATION, HAZAHH

System: Shitpo is offline

Teaparty: Think they'll be okay?

Kittycat: Probably not

Jackinthebox: so what do we do now?

Notacrystalball:

NotmyVox: ew what

NotmyVox: not funny didn't laugh

Fishywishy: Huh

Kittycat: Poppy no.

Notacrystalball: 😔
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System: Fluttershy is online!

Fluttershy: Mkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Soo Shrimpo broke his phone..

Poppyplaytimereject: WHAT HOW?

Fluttershy: Well, him and Dandy started throwing rocks at each other – causing Shrimpo to drop his phone in a lake ☠️

Reflectiondetection: Haha L

Strawberrymilkshake: skill issue

Fluttershy: oh I see our main street, we're gonna be home in about 20 minutes?

System: Pokémonball and Dandelion are online!

Pokémonball: THIS. ISN'T. FAIRRRRRRRRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Notacrystalball: ???

Pokémonball: @Dandelion FATASS BROKE MY PHONE

Dandelion: Nuh uh

System: Dandelion is offline.

Pokémonball: my bad gang, Shrimpo took my phone 🤠

Twoheadedsweethearts: Are you guys okay?

Fluttershy: Yeah 💁🏽‍♀️

Pokémonball: We're just better like that 😘

Reflectiondetection: Shut up 😒

Fluttershy: Shut it you Twink pie 👽

Reflectiondetection: 😐

Jackinthebox: Haha Loser

System: Pokémonball and Fluttershy are offline.

Browniesupreme: Oh! I'm assuming they're at the door, they're knocking awfully loud.

Risesthemoon: I'll go open the door.

NotmyVox: ew they're back?

Tissuebox: Shut up

NotmyVox: . . .

Tissuebox: . . .

Notacrystalball:

Strawberrymilkshake: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Err guys I might discontinue this 😣

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