Candy crush sucks
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Dandelion: Does anyone have any plans for today? Or are we all doing anything.

Lampshade: I'm just planning for my next book club meeting time!

Fluttershy: That's literally so boring. Like actually. Get a better hobby.

Pokémonball: Real 👽

Tissuebox: No need to be so aggressive.

NotmyVox: She wasn't being aggressive? Just stating the facts.

Tissuebox: No one asked you.

NotmyVox: nobody asked you either?

Risesthemoon: Let's all calm down, no need to be so rude to each other.

Strawberrymilkshake: nono, I was enjoying that. Keep fighting

Browniesupreme: you're not helping, Sprout.

Shitpo: @Dandelion @Fluttershy @Pokémonball Are we still going to the restaurant or not? I've been waiting outside for ten minutes and nobody is here.

Pokémonball: my bad gangie, I'll be there in a minute.

Shitpo: Hurry up biggie

Dandelion: oh, I forgot we were going there today, erm.. uh.. sigh.. I guess I'll go. 🥺

Fluttershy: d-did you just sigh over t-text..? 😰😰

Shitpo: Forget that, did you just STUTTER over text? 😒

Pokémonball: I have ten toes

Shitpo: and negative ten braincells, shut up.

Dandelion: I see you guys in the distance, damn y'all look fat asf

Pokémonball: L fatshamer.
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Notacrystalball: wsg sigmas!

Jackinthebox: No. Poppy. We're not doing this.

Notacrystalball: sigh..

Poppyplaytimereject: Has anyone seen Shrimpo?

Kittycat: Back read, Goob.

Poppyplaytimereject: oh. What restaurant did they go to?

Notacrystalball: Probably Hooters lmao

Magnifyingdad: Toodles ran off again, tell me if you see her wandering the streets.

Teaparty: You need to be more watchful of her! It's getting concerning.

Reflectiondetection: okay yap yap, the child is gone whatever. But has anyone seen how cute I look today? ♥️❗

Jackinthebox: No one cares.

Reflectiondetection: Don't be jealous.

Jackinthebox: 😐

Notacrystalball: *Snort* you look like a dried up hair ball 🤠

Kittycat: I giggled

Twoheadedsweethearts: Why is there paint spilled on the ground?

Fishywishy: Huh, what ever do you mean?

Twoheadedsweethearts: there's purple paint spilled on the ground, it's bleeding into the floor boards.

Fishywishy: that's not good, Dandy is gonna be mad once he gets back.

NotmyVox: Lmao I was the one who did it

Shellysaur: Why would you do that? .. if you don't mind me asking, of course!

NotmyVox: mm.. I did it to piss off Tisha, didn't mean to make that big of a mess though.

Shellysaur: oh

Shitpo: LMAOOA GIGI JUST SHOT DANDY

Risesthemoon: WHAT

NotmyVox: woah..

Tissuebox: what.

Pokémonball: IT WAS ON ACCIDENT, TRUST

Shitpo: Dandy's being dragged away by Flutter, probably to the hospital or whatever.

Dandelion: @Pokémonball YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU SHOT ME ON PURPOSE.

Pokémonball: NO I DIDN'T, I WAS AIMING FOR THE POOR DEFENSELESS HOMELESS MANNNNNUHHHHH!!!!

Shitpo: there was no homeless man dumbass 😐

Pokémonball: Damn, ruined my lie 😮‍💨

Risesthemoon: is he.. okay?

Shitpo: no

Fluttershy: no, he just passed out and he's not waking up

Pokémonball: OMG IM GONNA GO TO JAIL

Shitpo: haha loser

Pokémonball: IM ALREADY GOING TO JAIL, IM GONNA SHOOT YOU NEXT.

Shitpo: WHAT, HELL NO.

Poppyplaytimereject: What.

Fluttershy: Gigi is attempting to shoot Shrimpo, somehow she's missing ☠️

Poppyplaytimereject: where are you guys.

Fluttershy: 🤷🏽

Fluttershy: SHE GOT SHRIMPO😰

Poppyplaytimereject: .

Pokémonball: Flutter wya? Can't leave any witnesses.. 😈

Fluttershy: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FEIN.

System: Dandelion, Shitpo, Fluttershy, and Pokémonball are offline.

Reflectiondetection: what just happened lmao

Jackinthebox: is Shrimpo okay?

Tissuebox: he's probably.. dead.

NotmyVox: OMG really? I can live peacefully now 🥺

Poppyplaytimereject: .

Risesthemoon: this seems serious..

System: Dandelion is online!

Dandelion: CHAT IM ALIVE

NotmyVox: damn it.

Risesthemoon: Where are you?

Dandelion: IM AT ST JDIMEMAOSKEJEMNDJEU

System: Dandelion is offline.

System: Pokémonball is online!

Notacrystalball: huh

Pokémonball: No survivors 😘

Browniesupreme: WHAT

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Rahhh 👽

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