requested by @cat_astrophy

I lied on the couch and stared at the ceiling waiting for dan and Phil to come home. They were out shopping because it was pizza night and we didn't have any toppings , so I stayed at home and watched tv. After three hours the door opened and dan and Phil were home. They had bags full of shopping and looked exhausted by the short walk up the shop which was two houses down the road.

"what took so long ?" I asked Dan immediately turned bright red in the face

"just walking ..." He coughed

I rolled my eyes and smiled as i helped with the bags. We unpacked all of the ingredients. And as I emptied one of the bags in the bottom was a dainty red thong and lacy bra with some pink handcuffs. I picked them up in disgust and threw them at Phil.

"Wtf is this?" I laughed as the boys squirmed throwing it between each other.

"for .... They're for a video" dan blurted out. I always knew when he was lying. Especially right now, he'd been talking to me all week about trying for a baby since we were now well into our relationship having being together 14 years. We met in secondary school and have always been together.

Whilst Phil preheated the oven me and Dan began to whisk together to dough until it was ready.

"bitch I'm rolling out the dough like t swift." Dan sang to himself

"and that was d. Howells new rap." Phil laughed and dan pouted

We speed the sauce and added the cheese to our pizzas then came the best part.

"boys you know what comes next ..." I laughed

"3...2..1 top" we chanted as I pressed the timer on my watch. I put some pepperoni on my pizza before adding some fresh tomato's and pressing the timer. Turning my head I saw dan and Phil arguing over the herbs dan pulled it back so did Phil. They continued this before the pot flew through the air and smashed on the stove. Laughing I picked up their pizzas and put them in the oven.

"I'm absolutely mortified boys you both went over the timers and ...And smashed property of ours." They both laughed and we went to go and sit in the lounge. Lying on the sofa I watched dan sit beside Phil and turn over the tv channel continuously as I kept changing it with my phone. It got boring after a while.

"youtuber charades ?" I asked , the boys nodded and we began to play. I went first and picked a card from our box.

Trisha paytas

running out of the room I undid the top button of my shirt and stuffed two tennis balls down there and poked out my butt grabbing a pole from my wardrobe hanging rail and slut dropped as I walked into the room I sat down and before I could say a word dan yelled Trisha. He was right and I sat down. He left the room and entered.

"huhooo " is all he said before sitting down me and Phil looked at him confused

"welcome to another -- -- special"

"thatcher Joe" I shouted I was right

The next card was pick your own

So I picked zoe

It was only me and Dan left as Phil was put and had to go see pj. I put on a long maxi dress and walked in

"hey guys so today is the party of my new book release yay"

"Mmm zoe" Dan asked he was right again . I went to go put back on my normal clothes when he followed me in. Slamming the door behind me he growled through his teeth.

"dan what are you doing. " he locked the door and pulled me towards him by the waist.

"I want a baby" he moaned into my ear turning me on immediately. But I hid it because i wasn't in the mood despite me really wanting a baby. He sat me on the chair near his desk. One moment ago I put shorts and a top on so I wasn't uncomfortable but that didn't matter to him. He turned me around on the chair so I was facing away from him. I was already really wet but tried to hide it I leaned back in the chair and shut my legs. He grabbed the Hand cuffs and cuffed me with both hands behind the chair. He went on his knees and pulled down my shorts ...

"I know your wet you want it don't you ...." He growled sexually

"Yes YES YES give it to me dan " I screamed as he sucked my neck. He pulled down my panties and rubbed my woman hood , he toyed with my clit and rubbed my whole vagina vigorously, whenever we had sex he was like an animal vicious and rough. Eventually he put his fingers inside me pushing back and fourth i couldn't hold back the moan. After two minuets he undid the handcuffs and put me on the bed... I laid back on the bed and opened my legs before hand he ripped off my shirt and bra so I was naked he was also naked. He kissed my knee and licked my wet thighs

"your delicious babe" he moaned before kissing my woman hood , he finnaly put his tongue inside me and licked me up and down. After he soon shut my legs and straddled me before licking my face and kissing both of my tender breast . He fondled the right one before sucking the left tit and doing the same with the right. After he threw me the underwear and told me to please him I walked in and immediately began to wank him off hard before giving him a blow job eventually he positioned me and entered me fucking the shit out of me toying with my breast too. My breaths came fast and I eventually came he came too so we went for the second round I was already pregnant and we just went harder until Phil nocked on the door .... We both laughed and just shrugged it off putting on a top and some shorts we left the room.

I'm not good at being funny