I'm lazy and I don't have time to write anything better. I'd have updated tonight but I'm at a dance show so won't be back until late :)

D: Philly<3

P: Danny<3

D: Come downstairs, I'm lonely.

P: Hi lonely, I'm lazy.

D: I need you.

P: What for..?

D: I don't think you want to know.

P: Dan ew I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.

D: :)

P: OMG DAN NO

D: I'm kidding jfc

D: Maybe

P: ...

D: :P

P: Ew

P: Dan?

D: YEAH

P: You're stupid.

D: -_______-

D: ANYWAYS

D: What are you doing?

P: Your mum.

P: YOU WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THAT ONE OHHHHHH

D: You know, I still need you :)

P: I'm lazy af so no.

D: It's not for what you think it's for

P: ...

D: I need you to do something for my video.

P: Specify.

D: I need you to film me in the shower.

P: NO

D: Pleaseeee

P: Fine.

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P: I hope that I never have to see you in your boxers again.

D: You know you want to ^-^

P: No, I don't.

D: You loved it really.

P: What video are you making that involves you in the shower?!

D: Just something about existential crises and long showers, you know, my life.

P: That makes sense.

P: And Dan?

D: Yeah?

P: I love you.

D: Aw, I love you too.