Questions!
I actually wrote it whoop! Thanks to everyone who sent in questions<3
Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! Wow he's 25... he's growing up so fast XD! What's next PINOF 37?? Haha enjoy the one shot!
"Hello Internet!" Dan said, doing his signature salute at the camera.
"Hey guys!" Phil also said, waving.
"Today, we will be answering more of your questions. Enjoy."
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"First question.. Why cat whiskers? Why not dog whiskers or mouse whiskers or something?" Dan asked, making them both smile.
"It's too late to change now.. They're iconic." Phil chuckled in response. "Why are you guys so adorable?" Dan immediately burst out laughing.
"I am most definitely not adorable," He gasped somewhere mid-laugh. "But Phil is."
"Hey! You are adorable!" Phil responded, discreetly shaking his head at the camera.
"Oh well.. next question! Who tops and who bottoms?"
"You're 12, why did you ask that?" Phil chuckled whilst Dan winked at the camera.
Without Phil knowing, he mouthed: "Phil tops". Phil didn't even notice.
"Have each other's babies."
"Uh, no."
"Do you really buy hamsters? ..That's our privacy you are invading." Phil lightly pushed Dan, pouting.
"You're implying we do.. WE DON'T!"
"Can we have the sex tape now?"
"What sex-"
"I WILL INSERT IT HERE!"
"DAN, NO YOU WILL NOT!" Phil shoved his boyfriend again, making Dan gasp loudly.
"I just want an honest relationship with my fans." Phil rapidly shook his head, his eyes wide.
"We don't have a sex tape." He muttered, ignoring Dan's playful glare.
"Why must you ruin my life?" Phil shrugged. Dan laughed.
"Would you ever consider buying your own house together?"
"I don't think so," Dan responded for both of them, being genuinely serious at that moment. "I mean, we're both really happy here. We've made it our own place and everything. Plus, I don't think the landlord will let us, we've literally damaged the place."
"The next question's for me! Would I ever leave you for my true love?" Phil then started to laugh before he whispered, "Dan's my true love." Then he started to laugh again.
"Do you think you guys will be together forever?" Both of the men nodded, that was all they had to say on that topic.
"If you had to pick between a pitchfork Bengal tiger and a crusty- simultaneously moist- sponge, which one would you choose to fuck?" Both exchanged a worried look. Their subscribers were very unique.. weren't they?
"What's your favourite season of the year?"
"Winter!"
"If you could live in any city for a year, what would it be?"
"I quite like the idea of living in New York?"
"How do you know when you're in love?"
Phil cleared his throat. "Well, basically, you love being around that person and they always make you laugh and smile. You love someone when you frown at the thought of being without them. It's when you look at them and think what did I do to deserve you?"
"So pretty much how we act about each other." Dan chuckled; it was obviously a joke but Phil still agreed with a knowing smile.
"Favourite pick up line?"
"I literally can't think of any." Dan said, leaning his head on Phil's shoulder as he waited for the next question.
"Who would propose to who?"
"This seems like an appropriate time-" Dan started but burst out of laughter once he saw Phil's face. "I'm joking! I'm joking!" He then turned to the camera and mouthed "maybe".
"When was the first time one of you said "I love you"?"
"Well, Phil said it first. We were at the train station back in 2009 which seems like a long time ago and he just kissed me and said "I love you". Pretty much. We were kind of in a relationship over Skype and text and stuff but that was the first time we had properly said I love you. We were waiting until we could say it in person."
"What is your favourite thing to do on a rainy day?"
"Internet." They both said at the same time. They then started to laugh extremely loudly.
"What would you do if you were in a situation where you are together with someone you didn't love but they loved you and you thought you might love another person and you know the other person likes you to. Like, for example, if Dan were to be with a girl but he likes Phil and Phil likes him."
"What?"
"Wait, I think I get what they mean. I would just tell the person I was with the truth because, honestly, it is a little bit harsh if you are only with someone because they love you. It's kind of like you're lying to them, in a way. So I would just tell them the truth and go with my heart." Dan smiled to himself at his amazing advice: he loved to give advice. It made him feel happy because he could help people.
"How do you help someone who panics? ..If you mean someone who is having a panic attack, then I would just make sure they're breathing properly and I read on tumblr somewhere that it helps if you get them to identify surroundings and everything."
"What would be the perfect night in?"
"Internet." They said in exact unison.
"What are your favourite months? Mine's December because Christmas and food." Phil grinned widely and Dan found himself staring at his boyfriend. He was just so adorable and he really wanted to kiss him at that moment.
"Mine's obviously the same. What's your favourite midnight cereal? Phil, I think you should answer this one." Dan turned to Phil and glared at him but the moment Phil began to blush, he had to smile. Phil was just so cute. "Has one of you tried to get a dog but have been stopped by the other. Oh look, another question for you!" Phil was blushing again and Dan was trying his best not to laugh.
"Don't tell them-" Phil whined, covering Dan's mouth with one of his hands.
"Well basically-"
"DAN! NO!" Phil yelled, tackling Dan slightly.
"He-"
"Stop!" Phil lightly shoved Dan and then the camera ran out of memory.
Hehe this wasn't as good as the last one but it went okay I think XD
What's your favourite animal?
I like penguins!!
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