The voice that speaks to the sentient arena pov

"your hamstrings muscles are the ones in your ear, I've told you before-"

"I'm gonna kill you this time I swear."

"You can't, you don't have hamstring muscles"

"I swear to whatever lord is listening that if you speak one more sentence I'll snap your neck between my teeth."

"You don't have teeth"

"Keep taling we'll see who doesn't have teeth."

"you dont even know if I have teeth"

"I'll punch them, out, even if you don't have them, I hate you-"

"you literally have only heard me speak, for all you know I'm just a floating nom corporeal voice, but anyways, lunges are good stretches, but you gotta use them for actual stretching, not showing off, if you can't stretch further don't, you'll pull a muscle and that's not fun, also, make sure you're jotting this down"

"I-Why don't you jot yourself down on my hitlist???"

"You don't have a hitlist, but I'd be honored to be the first"

"...How the hell do you know I don't have a hitlist/"

"it's actually very hard to stretch brain muscles, and you can imagine why, I mean if it's nonexistent...."

"Oh, just shut up."

"can you hear me laughing at you, laughing doesn't actually stretch anything tho, it's a core exercise"

"Why do you tiorture me like this?"

"please manage your spelling better"

"Huh??? What???"

"and speak in lime green please"

"You're insane."

"says the sentient arena speaking to themselves"

"Stop talking to me, I'm not like you!"

"you're talking to me tho"

"I can stop anytimr..."

"go ahead then, but it's a useful exercise for those rarely used vocal chords"

"Yeah I will... right now!"

"ok, but last message; 829°°••..... . .. ... .. . ... .♪♪♪♪~♪ ())("

"...incane"

"weren't you gonna stop talking to me?"

Evan: Wow, what an interesting flashback!!!

Friend: speak in lime green

WEvan: We... can't... not on Wattpad, at least.

Friend: I will.

Evan: ...You'll what?

Friend: I will.

Evan:...ok

Friend: :)

Evan:...Well, goodnight everyone! See you next chapter!