Dead Purple's POV

Well, guesss I'm dead... :/. SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Gosh, this is so goddamn inconvient, now all I can do is WATCH. SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!!! Look at them, Doctor Who, Orange and Garfield all talking iovver there. Maybe pirates? Nah, that's stupid.

B y t t e r f l I e s.

And what was that over there... looks... interesting? It's PIRATES WHO CAN PROBABLY DO CALCULUS!!!!!!

No, wait, it's... Hetalia(from fandomstuck)? They're probably pirates...

gee, this is really broken up... almost like it's two idiots tryong to fight for control desperately over one narrarative.

It looks like Hetalia(from fandomstuck) is trying to force Zues to kill someone... or two someones???

Maybe it's their FATHER and he's a PIRATE!!!!

No, now that I look closer, I think it's A worm and Wilford Warfstache.

But ynknow, still could be their pirate dad.

No, it's not... oh my god, Zues killed Wilford Warfstache!

Maybe it is tho.....

It's NOT.

But maybe it is.....PLOT TWIST!!!!!

Evan: Goodbye everyon!

Friend: ANANANANANANNANANNAA HOWS YE FATHER ALRIGHT

Evan: We're done.

Friend: :D