Kared's POV

I woke up in the capitil and died.

It was realluy quick, like, I was just standing on the side, and then, SUDEENLY, A man is a HOT DOG WATER CUSTUME eating a SQUIRREL with HONEY on IT JUMPED me. It was very strange, I accidentally swore to annihilate all honey covered squirrels and now I'm bound to that oath. I have decided to asend reality and this stupid mortal plain to complain to god before I come back down to the HUnger Games, I am ready to GAME na d I am HUNGRY. But first I had to present god with a lightbulb and claim it had been the one who suggested I complain.

So, without further Ado, I set out for the very best flashlight I could find.

There are ten criteria for a lightbulb/flashlight to be appetizing:

-1) Needs to be being madde at That Specifit Moment

-2. Must compose a poem when turned on

-#3 Have to invent a different coulouour everytime it's activited.

-4: should kick bystanders

-Number five is that it has to have morally unattainable standards!

-Six- must contain an index of the techniques of fifteenth century Norwegian arts

-Then Seven means that it can sprout wings anfd fly but on;ly when punch at a 497436 dregree angle

-5+3= it is expected to have the ability to control snails

-IX says that it has to be able to see the white blood cells in your body

-Neuf plus que un; excels at shreddi g socks

Now, this journey is one that takes years, DECAEDS even, and I, a mere ghost, would not beable to find this legendary iten... so it's a good thing I alresdy did all the work before storing it in my fake tooth (well, fake tooh number 89). Instead I must find my way to the gods, and make use of the impressionable and appetizing lightbulb.

The walk u[p the highway to heavan was long and hard but everntually in like 384 minutes I was there, syanding in from t of the stuff od heavan. You know WhAT I LOVE EATING CRACKERS DIPPED IN COCOnut teeaaaa. And because I love crackers dipped in xcoconut tea so much, you know what I did, that is right, I ate the stuff of heavan. Heavan tasted heavanly as coconut teeaaaa dipped in crackers.

But this cocnut goodness would not stop me today, for the reason I had come had STill not been solved.

When SUDDENLY, I realized that I AM GHOST AND food GI THROUGH me. I felt kind of bad the the people under me but they were a minor point in this chapter about ME (sqee, thanks athours!) so I through open the gates and stalked in like a T-Rex. Or a stretchy piece of wood, but thats up to I TERPRETATIOM.

If you think the gods are cool, think again, because one of them was missing and one of them lookied like that god from the Pwercy Jackson movie (wow, that was so good).

I SUDDENLY realise I NEED TO PEEE BECAUSE IM not a protagonist. That means I'd better GHURRY UP and MAKE THEM MAKE ME COME BACK TO LIFE OR SOMETHING.

Which I shall do using by BEATIFUL FLASHLIGHT and also complaining!!!!!!!!

"HEY IDIOT!" I yelled to one of them gods, "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH TIOP TEIR GOD!"

"HES CUTRENTLY INDISPODED" BOOMED A SQUID SHAOED OTHER.

"OKAY!" I yeelled back, and started off down Mount Olypus to find this guy.

Evan: What an interesting Chapter!

Friend: WE NEED TO DESCRIBE KARED SOMETIME SOON

Kared: WHAT?! I got a who;le chapter but I wasn't described?! How dare you!1!!

Evan: We... We'll do it soon?

Friend: it's because you're uNiQuE

Evan: Yeah, that! Kared is so unique you guys, which you will see in the NEXT CHAPTER! SEE YA