Orange's POV

The hunger gaes were drawing nknear but I didn't really care. Hi was craving crackers dipped in coconut tea, but no one was giving me any (it's a thing kared showed me). And these things were like so good, si I HAD to gind them, and I left without anyone's permission. I ended up in Zeus's toilet. The reason, you might ask, is that there was a tiny kippy in the stpiud thing, and since I was SUCH a GREAT peron, I decided to save it. but SOME StUPiD coMPeTittiiooNNN got there FIRST.

Pirple, that bastard, decded to do some toilet dipping too, and was taking MY spoils. For clearly discerniblee reason, kred was also there, the perfect person to ask about my problem!

"Ey, you, Kared!" I cried, and Kared turned towards me "Where the counot stuff at!?!?!?!"

And so the toilet conference begins.

"the co-oh, there in Purple's nails and gair," Kared told me, and I turned my eyes to the perple guy.

"I SENSE RADIATION".

I rolled my eyes and Purple's claim, coause he's an idiot and a smam. I proceeded to grab pasta the second from his lilypad arms.

I then realeased the super secret command for the cat to attck: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH".

The cat ran Eay from me. I watched in horror as Pasta the second drowned, dying in that horrible cat way they always seem to die in. I LET OUT A WAIL THAT SOUNDED LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN SCOTLAND AND DOUGHNUT.

Pruple started crying as well, screaming, "I didn't mean it, I didnt mean it!" as I slaughter purple with his bare fists.

"Oh dear" ricanned kared.

"OMG, KARED!" I screamed. "Are you.... Are you... PREGANANANT?!?!?!"

"nOOOOO are you saying that to get the blame off yourself? Are YOU pregnant?!?!?"

"Oh god," I gasped. "Oh NO!! NOT ON A TUESDAY!!"

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE"

I flew up from the confy captal bed, staring at my alarm clock as it blared the same rachet over and over again: "CONSTANT VIGILANCE! CONSTANT VIGULANCE! CONSTANT-!"

Evan: GEEZE what a RIDE! And it was all a dream :) Maybe... ;P

Friend: Zeus never walked in...

Evan: Yeah, count your blessings :\

Evan: ...Yep. Anyway, uh, SEE YA NEXT TIME BYYYYYEEEEEEEEE