Oranges POV

It all began on the day of my birth, where I started my life as an orphan because my mother had previously been killed by the cruel hands of the everwinding jerk of that thing. I didn't have my super special magical fork yet. Me magical fork od which to kill that loser jerk thing of which I will expand upon in the nect sentence, hopefully.

THE LOSER JERK WHATEVER THING THAT LIVED IN A CERULIAN/INDIGO/LIME GREEN STRIPED LAMPSHADE CIVERED IN TAPE AND WOOD SHAVINGS, CONTAINING ONLY STASHES OF CEMEMNT FLACOURED OATMEAL.

I named it Randy McDandyton before I KILLED IT, NOT IT'S CHILD WILL BE AN ORPHAN BEFORE EVEN BEING CONCIEVED HAHAHAHHA!

Of course, I would only later find out it's child was my dearest friend and role model, pasta.

Ah, I loved that darn cat, but nobody cheats at janga with me and igets waway with it I had to fut that idiot thing in the ground. I would've spared it if it had told me exactly HOW you cheat at Jenga, but alas, it did not yield it's secrets. Dear stars above, why is my life PLAUDEGE Wwith death and... dath... why do i deserve this??!?!

Then came the day I started tracked the loser the jerk the whatever. I snuffed that dudes footprints and walkied in his trail until I arrived at IT! RHE CERULEAN INDIGO LIME GREEN STRIPED LAMPSHADE COVERED IN TAPE AND WOOD SHAVINGS AND STASHED FULL OF ASPHALT FLAVOURED OATMEAL.

I saw that kold blooded killer, I i burned the thing to the ground, not one litt;e bit was left of the ones who had stuffed my parents six feet unfder.

"NOOOOOO, MY TAAPPEEE" BLEATED THE BUTTERFLY LOSER JERK WHATEVER.

"YOU SJOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE YOU CILLED MY PAARRREEENNNTTTSSS!" I sreamed.

"HISS" SNORTED THE BUTTERFLY.

"HISS" I sleexed back.

Evan: Wow, what interesting backstory for Oraange!

Friend: premature end, like pasta

Evan: No no

Orange: It's a very mature ending

Evan: Of course

Friend: mature isn't the word id use...

Evan: Well, I don't see you holding a DICTIONARY now do I

Friend: no, we're, texting, you can't see me

Evan:...

Evan: SEE YOU ALL IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE *Door slams shut*

Friend: :)