Reader's POV

"Mum, Day, the bread is rising, see?" Orange called out happiuly as she pointyed toward the rising bread. The bread kept rising, like a catastrophe. But it's not like Orange was worried, even when the Vbread took on a more human shape then she was expecting. More of a humanoid, butterfly shape, actually. Like Mothman, but with Bread, and a knife. And a mustache.

"Wow, great sweetie," said my mum, bwecause my dad was mean and drunk grape juice and also liked to punch walls n stuff. The bread was still rising, like the dawn and mothmans mustache was pretty impressive, not to mention the sunglasses.

Orange smiled at their creation, and the bread smiled back, with teeth that looked oddly human like.

The nose looked weird tho, like a pretty good day.

"Hey, there, creator," the bread greeted me, making my mum tur n 4030 degrees to scream.

Orange's POV

"hi", I replied and tried to touch it's nose. The bread sat up, and opened it's human lik e mouth wide, but just before it could kiss mty hand, but mum grabbed me and dragged me out of the way. The dad punched mothman.

The bread thing wasn't hurt at all, instead ripping it's crusty skin off it's body with a slurping sound, revealing a moist, meaty skind underneath.

I gasped so hard I choked, "THAT LOOKS LIKE PASTA", I EXCLAIMED.

The bread-turned flesh human monster slapped my hand, like a high fice.

The strange butterfly humanoid meaty bread creature with the mustache, sunglasses, and hammer was very green. But the green wasn't like the green that you usually saw, in fact, it wasn't even on the human eye spectrum, but on the mouse one instead.

PERHAPS THATS WHY PASTA THOUGHT THOIGHT IT WAS A MOUSE, SCREMED "MORIRE" AND STARTED HITTING THE MEATY VREAD CREARURE WITH A TENNIS RACKET.

The bread monsters hair slit through th e racket, becuase it was like spikey hair that you see with those animes stiuffs, with each tiny stranf of hair holding an even tinier knife.

The creature tried to kick me with it's centipede feet but I was wondering wether it tasted like bread so I tried to lick it. It didn't taste like bread, unfortunately, but it tasted like preganatatete cocnuts.

The creature tried to take the racket back from pasta to fix it with it's hammer, it looked guilty of ruining it. But by this time, it had sealed it's fate; I was angry. I got my very special fork and attempted to stap its river-shaped ear. Then, I took my Ultimate Move(TM) and twisted the fork, making a 'Pee-whoop[ sound and tellingporting the monster somewhere else, all while killing everyone in a 100 meter radius.

"whoops...", I uttered, glancing around.

I satared down at the horribly mangled bodies of the parents that I had love so much, and cried, from the bottom of my heart: "MY BAD!"

Evan: F A N A R T

Friend: ^^^^^^^^^^

Meaty bread: I want people to draw me!

Orange: *Rings a bell* Ding dong,, ding dong!!! Draw us people!!!