Orange's POV

HEY EVERYONE WHO'S READY TO WATCH OSOME PEOPLE GET KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!

"me", screamed someone in the background in a really low and soft voice. Don't worry about them, though, their probably not important (at least, they won't be).

I spot prouprle, who seemes to be looking for a cat because he is a CRUEL PERSON, but that's ok, because he won't be alive for long either. Wait, maybe not a cat, because in the next moment he grabes a empty backpack and runs off, like a CREUL PERSON.

ZAUS RUNS AWAY LIKE THE COWARD HE IS AND GARFIELD (MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY;!!!! I HOPE HE WINS!!!;) DOES TOO, BUT IN A LESS COWARDLY WAY BECAUSE ITS A LOT SLOWERR SO VLEARLY HES NOT SXARED.

Mody Dick seems unsure at first, but he also seems like he can't breathe, so he too runs away as well, like the rest of them, as well.

The little mermaid seemed about to follow him SOME BEAR KILLED HER, WHICH, RUDE, BUT IM NOT SUPRISED BEARS HAVE NEVER BEEN POLIT. And... OH GOD NO, HIS EXPLISIONS ALSO GOT THE AUTHORS I'M SORRY FRIEND EVEN, NOOOOOOOOO! Does this mean I'll.... * Gasp *

DIE??!!?!

I wait for a second, but the authors do not strike me down, and I realse a breath I didn't know I was holding (YES! My aology worked !).

Although the back of my head did feel kind of disinfectant, or is the word disintegrated?

I wait around a couple minutes more to check-and hey, is that Katniss Everdeen? And Sherlock Homles? And Nico De Angelo? They're all running from the cornucopia HA!

hAa RON (SUDDENLY) WEASLEY GOT A KNIFE IN THE HEAD, EHAT A LOSER, HE TOTALLY DESERVED IT AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT.

Wait, is that Hetaila (the entire fandom) that killed him.... because if so.... Cool.

Jeixky goldsworth is a schemening , ztrped ampshade type creep who looks like he enjoys killing vats which is why he grabs a spear, but since there are fortunately no cats in the snow glone place I hope he resorts to the bear instead, or butterflies, which I tell because I think purple might be listening and he was being mean which gives me flashbakcs to my childhood trauma and all that jazz.

Oh look, Nina Zekin is running away... so are Romeo and Juileete.... HEE I would nbever to that hahahaha. WHEATLY THE WHEAT MAN IS OUR KING ALSO RAN, though a king shouldn't run, it's really a problem, not only is having a king in the first place problematic, but a king that sucks? Even worse. Oh, and you never believe ythis but mean Girl and Greg Heffely are running away too( I mean, they did grab a first adi kit and a backpack so I guess they're a little smart....)

Ninety percent of people run because of course they aren't as brave as I am, but the most disturbing part is thatthe worm, HAS HANDS. AND I JUST WATCH VANNY (FROM FNAF) RIP A MACE OUT OF THEM WTHHHH!!!!

The doctor who doesn't seem able to heal people at least knows that the human body needs water, which I could've told anyone, and grabs water because his degree is apparently not COMPLETELY WASTED.

Oh, and ther go Wilford Woarfstache and Geromino Stilton, running away like cowards... HA! I wonder how the butterfly loser is doing it's A SHAME HES NOT IN THE HUNGER GAMES ISNT IT.

....What a good first five minutes at the corsant, this was fun to watch !

Evan: OOOOOOOH!!!!

Friend: YES, OOOOOOH

Evan: STUFF'S HAPPENING! IT'S THE HUNGER GAMES BAYBYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Friend: dEaTh

Evan: And EXCITEMENT!

Friend: WHOS GONNA WIIIINNNN

Evan: WHHHHOOOS GONNA WIIIIINNNNN

Friend: ;) ;) ;)

Evan: YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO DIND OUT!!! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER EVERYTONE!!!!!!!!