Hunger Games POV

Oh, I miss it when the children are gone. It's like that feeling when milk comes up your nose, which of course I wouldn't know about, being green and all. They come once every four yoears, like th e olypicas or something, and then they go again, leaving me all alone.

Which is very mean of them, don't you think?

I mean, I have to sit here, waiting around, all by myself, with absolutely NONE to keep me company. None.

I feel like a crow left on the side of the road, just completely frogetten.

So instead I end up talking to that voice that sounds like creaking furniture that one speaks at ten twenty one to ten twenty two precisely, every other Wednesday, but only when it's raining, unless there's a mushroom growing in sight, then it doesn't say anything.

It stalks to me, and it says: "Y0!"

Stalks to me. It tel;ls me all sorts of interesting things, like, oyou know, STUFF. And then it starts talking about stretching, all the techniques, and what muscles are dangerous to iverwork.

I try to tell it that I'm a game area, but it just won't care. But I suppose it's nice to have a shred of company, because the mushrooms don't talk, they just snort....something. Cocain.

Or maybe flour, like, the stuff you bake with, tho I wonder where they get it from...

Nah, it's cocain, I just checked, and then double-truiple hecked. Truiple chexked, I tell ya.

Anywa, they say nothing interestng, so I pay them no mind. Ha of course they don't say anything interesting they DONT TALK, what kinds of mushrooms talk that would be crazy are you out of your mind where do you come from that cocaine snorting mushrooms TALK?!?!?!

Ah! There, over the city is a new slew of children come to water my soil with their blood, such fun!

Anyways, so having all that time, I think a lot, and my FAVORITE thing to think about is CONSPIRACY THEORIES, though when the children come they never want to hear them....they runaway screaming for some reason....so my only audience is that voice, and the mushrooms I guess... WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ONE OR TWO OR THREE OR TWENTY?!?!?!

Ah, no, theres no time... soon the newcomers will arrive... anf I will have to be ready to greet tham. Speaking of the children and blood...the most delicious blood is of the ones who enjoy standing on bridges, I wonder why.

Perhaps a curse.... PERHAPS A CONSIRACY THEORY?!?!?!??!?!

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Oh! Someone has set foot unpon my soil... I wonder how they'll fare?

Evan: Wow, how interesting, right, Friend?

Friend: interesting might be an understatement

Evan: I know right!!! Man, this is so cool!!!

Friend: self promotion

Evan: WHA-NO, IT- IT'S NOT-

Evan: GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE!!!

Friend: XD

Evan: WE'LLSEEYOUINTHENEXTCHAPTERBYE