OKAY GUYS REMEMBER THIS

THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW BYE
MAY BE CRINGY CAUSE THE 4TH WALL IS COMPLETELY BROKEN
RIP
SAVE ME?!
CRINGE WARNING?!!
SCREAMS?!

It was about ten o'clock when Wolf arrived home, blown away from the work she just did. Her editors were fuckers, Catie saying that one word was misspelled and Jay complaining the book cover should be hard, not floppy. What made Wolf agitated was that the StarBucks next to the offices was closed. She needed something deliciously sweet. Just thinking about it made Wolf feel the hot coffee go down her throat. Mhh~

But, after a good twelve hours of work, Wolf was now home and ready to flop on top of the queen size bed she had. Wolf got out of her car, walked up the side walk, and took out her keys to the house door. She unlocked it ad swung it open, and smelled something delicious. Wolf licked her lips and walked inside the house, and inside the kitchen. A pot with some beef stew (MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE NO ONE TOUCHES IT) was simmering hot steam out. White rice (mouth waters) was in a smaller pot and was perfectly cooked. She knew who made this but Wolf didn't want to eat it.

"OH MY DINOSUAR WHERE ARE YOU?!" Wolf called, smirking a bit. She heard a thud and a loud "FUCK" call from upstairs. Wolf smirked even wider as she ran up the stairs, reaching the top and smiling.

A girl with a emerald green sleeping robe (do any of you guys have these they are so fuCKIN COMFY) was bent over, trying to reach an object on the floor. She was having a hard time since an enourmous bump was inbetween her legs and stomach, making it hard to bend over.

(Its so funny to see my Cousin try to reach something off the ground when shes having twins ITS HILARIOUS but I end up helping her lmao)

Wolf couldn't help but smirk and die of laughter. The girl, Kal, turned her head and snarled. "WHATS SO FUNNY?!"

"Kal you could just ask me for help!" Wolf said inbetween her snickers. Kal growled as Wolf picked up the object and admired it. Blue and red jewels formed a dream catcher, making it shimmer in the light. "Awh, this is adorable!"

Wolf kept playing with it before her attention went to her girlfriend. She kissed her sweetly, putting both hands on her bump while Kal wrapped both hands around Wolfs neck. (If you watch like once upon a time I think there is a scene like this and its ADORABLE)

Kal suddenly broke the kiss, biting her lip and unlatched her hands from Wolfs neck, putting them on her bump. She put her hands underneath the spot Wolf had hers. Wolf looked at her confusingly. "What?"

"One of these bastards just kicked my rib..."

Wolf died of laughter before kissing her again. "Do you need help down the stairs?" Wolf breathed inbetween kisses, making Kal smirk.

"Please?"

Wolf led Kal down the stairs, taking every step at a time. They finally made it downstairs, and thats when Kal collided with the sofa. She muttered something inbetween the pillows, making Wolf giggle a little. A vibrating phone was on the kitchen counter, and it was Wolfs. She raced to answer it an beamed.

"Hi Wolf!"
"Hey Taxey!"

Kal looked up from the pillows but kept snuggling with them.

"Long time no talk! How's the Mama Thalia?"
"Hormones are a pain, Twins are torture, she mostly stays at home cause she feels like her water can break any minute.."
"Ouch. Sounds rough...."
"Anyway, hows swifter sweeper?"
"Still a virgin..."
"Ha ha so funny Taxey. Atleast Kal got me to spread her legs."
"Okay Swift isn't into that stuff..."
"Mhmm..."
"How are the twins?"
"They keep hurting my queen!"
"Babies cant hurt people?.."
"Kicking, cravings, other shit..."
"Ah, so thats why Kal needed all that butter.."

Wolf turned around to hear Kal crying in the pillows. She snorted and went back to the phone.

"And she's crying about yogurt..."
"Says the one who cried over milk.."
"IT ALMOST SPILLED TAXEY IT ALMOST GOT KILLED!"
"Okay sorry... whats Kal doing?"
"I dont know let me check.."

Wolf placed down the phone and turned around to look at the living room. Kal had already turned on Netflix and was crying over some movie called "Midnight". She was crying over "why tedward culinary was so hot but jake cob bread cook was better.."

Wolf turned back to the phone.

"Oh I love this girl.."
"Crazy shit man, crazy shit... anyway, I gotta go..
"Okay, see ya later!"
"Bye!"

Wolf hung up the phone and went to Kal. She stared at her and smiled.

"Bae do you need a hug?"
"FUCK OFF BITCH."
"Holy s-"
"YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE"

I love that cliche movie line.

"YOU DID THIS TO MEEEE"

It makes me die of laughter.

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