Couple

"Beloved, what are you watching?" Damian asked as he stepped into the Titans' living room.

"Some cartoon that Garfield showed me," answered Raven, practically in a trance. "It's about this boy named Steven Universe who's half human, half Gem. Gems are a race of aliens who are sole bent on conquering the universe.

"Steven's mom, Rose Quartz, gave herself up to give birth to him. He has her gem. Steven is being raised by her closest allies, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl."

Damian scoffed. "This show sounds idiotic."

Raven tore her eyes away from the screen and smirked, patting a seat next to her. "Don't knock it so fast," she advised. "Try it."

If it were Logan or Drake, he would've walked away, but this was Raven. He couldn't say no to her. "Fine," Damian agreed, sitting next to her. "but I won't enjoy this, Beloved."

Raven grinned at him. "That's what I said, darling," she sang. "And here I am." She played the episode.

1 Hour Later
The Return

"So, Rose Quartz led an entire rebellion against the Gems' all-powerful tyranical rulers?" asked Damian, eyes glued to the screen. "Impressive."

Raven smirked. "I told you that you'd like it," she mocked.

15 Minutes Later
Jailbreak

"I knew Garnet was a fusion! Theory confirmed!" exclaimed Damian.

Raven rolled her eyes. "Everyone knew that."

One Hour Later
Sworn to the Sword

"Why Pearl?!" Damian asked the cartoon character. "Steve isn't Rose and Connie isn't you! She's only a child! You're teaching her to kill herself!"

Raven facepalmed. "Damian, calm down. It's a cartoon."

Two Hours Later
It Could've Been Great

"Pearl's original owner was White Diamond!" Damian insisted. "Lool at her gem placement!"

"What about Pink Diamond?" Raven teased.

"Then her gem would be on her stomach, Beloved."

Half An Hour Later
Back to the Moon

"Rose Quartz couldn't have shattered Pink Diamond!" shouted Damian, standing on the couch. "She would never! She valued all life on Earth! She even bubbled Bismuth to stop her!"

Raven sighed. He was already sucked in. This could be bad.

One Hour Later
Storm In the Room

"Ah ha! Steven doesn't have Rose's gem! He's just her son! A Gem's gem contains all of their information! He would remember Rose's entire life if he had her gem! It's proof, Beloved! Proof!"

Three Hours Later
The Trial

Damian pointed at the screen. "Ah ha! I knew it! Rose Quartz couldn't have done it! It was Yellow Diamond! Yellow Diamond I say!"

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Raven had to use her powers to drag her boyfriend away from the screen. "Damian, enough. You're obsessed. You've been sucked into the Steven Universe black hole." Once you're in, there's no escaping.

Damian struggled against her. "Just... One.. More... Episode!"

"No."

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Fortunately, Damian's obsession has thinned out over the last few days. "Hey, Beloved?"

"Hm?"

"Do you think Father would make a good Garnet?" asked Damian.

Raven smirked and shook her head. "Nah, that's Diana. Definitely."

Damian tapped his chin. "Then who would Father be?"

Her smirk widened. "Pearl."

Damian snickered. The thought of his father as Pearl was the most hilarious thing he had ever heard. "Alright, who's Amethyst?"

"I would say either Flash or Shazam," Raven answered. "Maybe even Lantern. Wait, I take it back. Diana would make a good Rose Quartz. So, Cyborg can be Garnet."

Damian gave her a pleading look. "One time?"

Raven sighed. "Fine." She began to sing.

We...

Damian joined in.

Are the Crystal Gems!

Suddenly, Garfield burst into her room.

We'll always save the day, motherfuckers!

Raven glared viciously at him. "Get the hell out of my room!" she yelled, throwing a barrage of books at him. He scampered away, but not before at least five books hit him.

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Not my greatest chapter, but I thought it was pretty funny. Please comment anyway!