To the Seven: Rick Riordan?

Hazel: Who's that?

Percy: Should we tell them, Annabeth?

Annabeth: I think it's time . . .

Jason: Tell us what?

Annabeth: Rick Riordan is our . . . author.

Piper: Wait, so does that make us—

Percy: Fictional characters.

Frank: What? No!

Leo: But I feel so REAL!

Hazel: I can't believe it.

Percy: HAHA! Just kidding.

Annabeth: Rick Riordan is just the god of trolls.