Theseus: *kills the Minotaur*

Jason: *carries a goddess*

Achilles: *takes a dip in the River Styx*

Perseus: *slices Medusa's head*

Hercules: *cleans Geryon's stables*

Jason: *retrieves the Golden Fleece*

Atlas: *holds up the sky*

Percy: . . .

Percy: . . .

Percy: WHO DA REAL MVP NOW, B****** (brownies)?!