Equestrian Exhibitions!

Ed vs. Lightning Bliss!

Begin!

Ed:
When faced against an alicorn, Ed chooses to stick with the basics; but on the plus side you’re a failure and it’s about time that you face it!
I’m not your ordinary pegasi; Trixie’s magic brought me here to battle.
Though I’m flattered, but your wisest course of action here is for you to skedaddle!
I’ve had Twilight and Fluttershy, so Blissy won’t be much of a challenge.
Cause with the magic energy I’m dispersing there’s no way you could be my balance.
I spit fire that’ll brand you worst than your hardest magic lesson. Don’t step to Ed!The fate of Equestria is on my shoulders, no need protestin’!
For four seasons I’ve endured and had more exciting adventures in Equestria; but my first verse was all I need to finally get the best of ya!

Lightning Bliss:
So Ed is my opponent? Then I’ll show him how it’s done.
Twink! Prepare my battle rap for me boy. (Nom nom!)
I’ve got the rainbows and the skill to send Ed to a state of hysteria.
There’s no way your measly adventures can topple my Legends of Equestria!
I’ve conquered my own demons, your worst foe is just an accessory.
I’m nearly developed in magic, so you shouldn’t tried to step to me. You’re an stallion in a mare’s body and have a strange fetish for little fillies!
The Cape should’ve gotten you sooner, because comparing me and you is actually silly.
I suggest you give up now, I won’t thrash you when you tried your hardest.
Not even your Trixie’s a bigger joke than the bullies of this brony con-artist!

Ed:
Oh come on! Are you serious? Time to prove that I was right! You’re straight up ridiculous even outshines Perry if he grabbed the mic!
Even the cape’s goons have more brains and have a bigger size too. With the presence of your paintdrop monster by your side I was able to outmatch you!

Lightning Bliss:
I’m the Alicorn of Rainbows and your addition was an epic fail! Saying that you beat me is stretching it longer than my tail! Ed’s a battle bomber and more conflicted than Cordelia!
How about they send me a better who doesn’t practice paedophilia.

Mad Munchkin:
I’ve heard that Bliss was issuing a challenge and I scoff at that very thought.
Cause there’s no way she’s surviving the bombs dropped by this Mary Sue hating scot!
You think you can beat me? And they call me the one that’s mad. You’re an alicorn 2.0 with a less colorful personality than Rainbow Dash.
Overpower this powerless brute, so to put it simply Ed does not compute.
A soldier born in heart: representing red branch of TF2! I’ll serve you if ya cross me, you better believe I’m winning this. There’s no other possible outcome, you’d better go home Lightning Bliss!

Lightning Bliss:
I’m the owner of my destiny, and I assumed you’d bring the fight. The outcome you were discussing was me beating you like Thunder Blight!
I won’t be fading here Maddie ,because your rhyme scheme was tragic.

Mad Munchkin:
Okay, we get it. You know Mary Sue magic.
You’re pretty rowdy for a small fry, and it’s pretty sad you’ll become the loser.
Anypony in their right mind would pick me and not choose her.
When I perform on the microphone Blissy here will become tireless.
With a more conflicted rhyme scheme than when the comment section says I’m irish!

*The beginning sequence of “Cult of Personality” plays*

Tyandaga:
---No, No cut the music here!--- You know most people hate red and black OCs, so Bret you're riding on thin ice.
So how you pick me here instead I assure you this selection will suffice!
It’s is I, Tyandaga, but sadly today I won’t be playing nice. Collab when I flow, because in this case Lightning doesn’t strike twice!
When I spit disses it drops the weather below freezing cold degrees; It’ll have you wondering, “Tyandaga, what’s deal with Alicorn emcees?”!
No wings needed to become the flyest deer OC here alive.
Crossover into my channel? That’s a one way ticket to your demise.
I have an amulet that holds unseemly power,here insert evil laugh; or it can be for design, that doesn’t mean I don’t have some unseemly wrath.
To defeat me in rap maybe you should’ve taken a different route; but on the other-hoof maybe Equestria would’ve been better if Ed remained a mute!

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