How "dirty minded" are the Nations~?

Italy: This little minx I swear to God he may seem all cute and innocent until you realize he has been subtly flirting with you all this time and he's been ready for ages. He's not the type to get easily flustered.

Germany: Another person who seems straight-laced -- and he does act straight-laced -- but just remember that he owns a stash of dirty magazines in a corner of his room. However, he'll wait when it comes to relationships.

Japan: Living for 2,000 years makes it really hard to stay chaste. But he's otherwise pretty clean, and it'll take a while for a dirty joke to fully make sense for him, and he'll turn bright red when he realizes. Don't be fooled, though; he really knows his stuff when need be. Again, he's the type to wait and take a relationship slow.

Romano: He's all bluster when it comes to dirty talk, and he might accidentally say something with a double entendres without realizing it. He takes his time with the dating phase, but after that it's just nyoom.

Prussia: Are you kidding me he's the guy who is all "IM SO HOT AND AWESOME" but gets real flustered when it comes to dirty stuff. I mean yeah he's like his brother when it comes to having a few dirty magazines but other than that he's kinda like "Um okay we're doing this" when it gets there.

America: This little dork is all about the dinner date, never about the bedroom date. Sure, he's done it, but he'd rather do it with someone he knows he'll enjoy it with. He's typically clean.

England: This is the guy who canonically brings dirty magazines to World Meetings. I'm sorry, he's a lot more dirty than he lets on. But he's a gentleman, so he doesn't like to joke about it. He also likes his relationships slow.

France: ... Just look at his canon self. He's plenty dirty and plenty nice. He adapts, and he goes in the pace his lover goes.

Russia: He's the type who makes "dirty jokes" and then swipes the rug under his victim's feet and be like "What? Oh, I didn't mean that, you're so dirty-minded~" But when it comes to actually doing it, he's somewhat clueless.

China: *cough cOUGH HACK* just a sec... He overthinks things and sometimes thinks something that is clean is actually really, REALLY dirty. It's not really his fault, it's just being super old and old dirty jokes going dead while he sure isn't. It may seem like he adapts, but he likes to hurry along the relationship.

Canada: Eh heh... He's the type who seems all cute and innocent but once you get into a relationship with him he's not. At all. He's careful when it comes to relationships, a bit slow going but always steady.