England sneezes like a cat.

What I mean:

- Sneezes are brief
- Sneezes are noticeable enough to be heard, but you'd have to be looking at England to know that it was him who sneezed
- The force of the sneeze makes him look like a shiver went down his spine, and the way he shakes his head makes his hair bounce
- They rarely leak, even if he's really sick
- They sound adorable

He's teased constantly about them. It's especially worse when flu season swings around, because he's sneezing constantly then--