Ame(me): wait... it says mostly oumasai in the title but I have yet to post a chapter about it... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

friend who doesn't know DR: that you a liar-

Ame: TIME FOR SOME OUMASAAAAAAI.

(You may now shoot me)

Kokichi went into his room because he felt like a bottle of Panta, he hoarded all the panta in his room. When he opened the door, he realized... SOMEONE HAD STOLEN ALL THE PANTA! He gasped in utter terror, and tears started to form in his eyes.Kokichi needed to find the culprit of this case, and he knew of only one person who could solve it..,.,.,.,., Shuichi Saihara.

He ran into the dinning Hall where Shuichi was peaceful drinking some tea. "SAIHARA-CHAAAAAAAN!! I NEED YOUR HEEEELLLLP!" Kokichi shouted.

Shuichi noticed Kokichi was crying and stood up. Kokichi put his arms around Shuichi (now do we all know that scene where Sayaka is crying on Makoto?? Now imagine that but it's Shuichi and Kokichi, and everyone is high).

"Ouma-Kun what happened?! Was there a murder?!" Shuichi asked. He was freaking the fuck out.

"N-no... EVEN WORSE!! SOMEONE STOLE ALL MY PANTA!!!" Kokichi cried.

Shuichi stared at Kokichi and sighed, "oh. That's not as bad as I thoug-"

"So will you help me find the culprit?!" Kokichi asked enthusiastically.

"Uh sure." Shuichi agreed, "why not?"

Kokichi explained the details of the crime as they walked to his room, the crime scene.

They opened the door and it looked exactly as Kokichi left it.

"Isn't just a tragedy, Saihara-Chan?!" Kokichi cried.

Shuichi looked around the crime for any clues. He only came accross two. A strange trail of Panta and a note. "How didn't you notice these earlier?" Shuichi asked. Kokichi just shrugged.

"Anyway what exactly did you find, my beloved Saihara-Chan?" Kokichi questioned.

Shuichi knew Kokichi was just joking when he called him his 'beloved' but he couldn't help but blush. He handed Kokichi the note as he pulled his hat over his face.

"Hmm so it says, 'This is what you get for roasting me'" Kokichi read, "well that could be anyone... "

"That doesn't help... " Shuichi sighed. God, Kokichi sure was good at making enemies.

"What about the other piece of evidence you found?"

"Oh, yeah. Well it appears our culprit in very, very dumb," Shuichi said pointing to the trail of Panta on the ground. The two of them just stared and blinked at the amount of stupidity it must of took not to realize the key evidence they left behind.

"Well, Saihara-Chan, let's follow it!"

They followed it until the trail ended at the door to Tsumugi's room.

"Shirogane-Chan? No it can't be... I haven't talked to her in a while... " Kokichi explained.

"Well we should make sure," Shuichi said as he knocked on the door.

Tsumugi opened the door. She looked like she had just finished binge reading a fan fiction.

"Hello Ouma-Kun and Saihara-Kun, what brings you here?" Tsumugi asked.

"We're here investigating the Stolen Panta case," Shuichi explained, "Mind if we ask you some questions?" (My mom has forced me to watch sooo much murder shows).

Tsumugi let them in to question her, she was a prime suspect. (I have no idea where this is going XD)

"What were you doing at the night of the crime?! Or, uh, TONIGHT!" Kokichi shouted.

"Binge reading fan fiction." Tsumugi said.

"See I told you it wasn't her!" Kokichi said.

Shuichi began, "But we've barely asked her any-"

"Wait Saihara-Chan! We need to investigate your room!" Kokichi shouted.

"Wait why?" Shuichi asked.

"Just... COME WITH ME!" Kokichi dragged him out of Tsumugi's room.

"I ship iiiiiit" Tsumugi whispered as they left.

Kokichi and Shuichi entered the room and Kokichi shut the door.

"So what was it we needed to investigate in here?" Shuichi asked.

Kokichi smirked, "each other."

"Wh-what?" Shuichi stuttered, his face warming up.

"I honestly got bored. I thought this would be a lot more fun," Kokichi admited.

Shuichi found it hard to admit, but he wasn't totally against this idea.

"So was the Panta thing a lie?" Shuichi asked.

"Nope. Someone actually stole my Panta, but I couldn't let this opportunity slip," Kokichi explained.

Kokichi then proceeded to pin Shuichi to the wall. Their faces were just an inch apart, and Shuichi was a blushing mess. Kokichi began to get closer, then all of a sudden... BIIIIIIING BOOOOOOOOOOONNNG DIIIIIIIING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGG!!
it was the announcement for night time. (Thank god otherwise I'd have to reveal how bad I am at writing kissing, oh wait I wrote that in. Oh).

"It is now 10 in the PM!" Monokuma announced.

Kokichi and Shuichi both looked up at the monitor. Everything was normal except... Instead of his usual glass of champagne... HE WAS DRINKING A BOTTLE OF PANTA!

"I WILL RIP THAT TWO TONED MOTHER FUCKER TO SHREEEEEAAADSSSS!!!!" Kokichi screamed running out of the room.

"What the hell just happened?" Shuichi stared at the Open door.

A/N: These 841 words are the most cancer causing crack currently known to man. If you have not died by the end of this chapter, you deserve some sort of medal.

Have to give some credit to my sister for coming up with the sentence that inspired me to write this "what if monokuma stole Kokichi's Panta?"