A/N: so I randomly selected talents and this is what I have to work with

kiibo: ???
rantaro: robot
shuichi: assassin
maki: detective
korekiyo: entomologist
gonta: anthropologist
kaito: pianist
kaede: astronaut
tenko: maid
tsumugi: artist
Himiko: prisoner/tennis pro
ryoma: mage/magiacan
kokichi: inventor
miu: supreme leader
angie: cosplayer
kirumi: Aikido master

This is also like an AU where there's no killing but they are trapped in the school.

Let's see where this goes...

Shuichi's POV:

My name is Shuichi Saihara, I'm the ultimate assassin. I'm not exactly proud of the things I've done... But honestly, I didn't have a choice. I was forced into this fate the day I was born, there was no easy way of getting around it.

I was standing in the ultimate academy with 15 other ultimates. I wasn't planning on making friends, but the ultimate astronaut, Kaede Akamatsu, seemed quite friendly and forced introductions upon me.

So far, I had met Maki Harukawa, the ultimate detective. She barely spoke and had a permanent glare that stared into your soul.

I had also met Kaito Momota, the ultimate pianist. He was also friendly, just much more aggressive than you'd expect a pianist to be. He also talked a lot about music in general.

Finally, I had met Rantaro Amami, the ultimate robot. He was an.... Interesting guy.

I didn't feel comfortable just telling everyone I was an assassin, so I made up the cover talent 'ultimate child caregiver'. Yup, Shuichi Saihara, the ultimate child caregiver.

As soon as I could, I got away  from the group Kaede was gathering. I started to walk to the dorm rooms we found earlier, hoping I'd be alone.

Unlucky for me, I was incredibly wrong.

"Say hello to the gorgeous girl supreme leader!! Miu Iruma!" A blonde haired girl said, walking up to me, "y'know.... I can take control of anybody I want!" This girl made me uncomfortable.

"Would you shut the fuck up you whore pig? I'm trying to come up with the next world changing invention over here!" A short boy with purple hair and eyes said.

"Yeah right, I bet your talent is actually pretty lame and you only make perverted inventions to use on girls with a rack as big as mine! AHAHAHA!!" Iruma laughed.

"You're acting like I've been the perverted one since we got here, you filthy cum dumpster," The boy complained.

"U-Uh, C-cum dumpster?!"

"Anyway, who are you?" The boy asked, looking my way.

"O-oh, I'm Shuichi Saihara," I answered. "Ultimate child caregiver..."

He stared at me for a while before shrugging and continuing to speak, "my name's Kokichi Ouma, the ultimate inventor!"

Akamatsu and the group from earlier then walked into the room, "oh there you are Saihara-Kun! I see what happened! You got bored of us and wanted to meet some others!" She laughed, patting me on the head. That couldn't be further from the truth.

When Ouma saw Amami, he immediately became interested. I'm not surprised, considering he is an inventor and all.

"Oh my! Are you a reaaaal robot?!" He asked, knocking on Amami's arm.

"Yes, of course I'm real," Amami answered.

"Really? You're pretty well put together..."

"Thank you?"

"Hey, do robots have dicks?" Ouma asked. He then proceeded to get kicked in his own.

"Y-you've met quite the interesting one..." Akamatsu nervously giggled.

"Just wait until you meet Iruma-Chan..." I mumbled under my breath.

"Hmmm, you're a pretty hot girl if I've ever seen one!" Iruma said, getting extremely close to Harukawa, "how about yo-"

"Don't say another word," Harukawa said, glaring at her.

"Eeee!! I get it! I get it!"

Things were... Getting a little crazy. Ouma was pestering Amami and Momota and Iruma was flirting with... Just about everyone.

"S-so it was nice to meet you all! I'll... Be going now!" Akamatsu said, obviously uncomfortable.

Harukawa, Momota, and Amami agreed and left.

"I'm going to my dorm," I announced. I began, walking to the door of my room. Before I entered, someone tapped me on the back.

"Hey, why don't you come talk to me sometime? You're... Interesting," Ouma grinned.

"Ok, sure," I agreed. I didn't see what the hurt would be in talking to him later. I did have a few questions in my mind, however.

I plopped down, face first, into bed. What did he mean by interesting? Maybe, it had something to do with how he stared at me after I introduced myself. Could he tell I was lying so easily? No... I doubt it. I'll just see what he wants later.

~~~~Time Skip brought to you by the types of inventions Kokichi would make~~~~~~

I woke up the next morning and went to the dinning hall. Everyone had agreed to meet there every morning.

I walked in and took a random seat. It happened to be next to Tsumugi Shirogane, the ultimate artist. She was obsessed with drawing fan art and anime, but also had her fair share of works of different mediums.

Tenko Chabashira,the ultimate maid, then walked out of the kitchen with plates of food, "you degenerate males better be grateful that I even considered cooking for you!!" She yelled.

"If you really hate cooking so much, I wouldn't mind helping!" Kiibo suggested. He didn't remember what his talent was, but he was a nice guy.

"N-no way! Don't get me wrong, I love to cook! Just not for disgusting males!" Chabashira stated.

"Nyeh? It's such a pain to hear you guys yell..." Himiko Yumeno, the ultimate prisoner said. She seemed cute and lazy for someone who was in prison.

We started to eat breakfast, and it was some of the best food I had ever tasted! Chabashira... Might be a little annoying, but she can cook really well.

Half way through the meal, Ouma walked through the doors. He was covered in dirt and dust.

"Where were you?" Momota asked in distrust.

"Oh don't worry! I was just coming up with a plan to kill you all, no big deal! Nishishi!" Everyone seemed to roll their eyes to the very back of their head. "In all seriousness though, I figured out how to open up my talent lab!"

Momota's jaw dropped, "how we're you able to get it open?! My door wouldn't budge!!"

"Well I see why it would be hard for an idiot such as yourself," Ouma began, "you have to have a very high IQ to understand the ultimate inventor!!" I couldn't help but giggle at this situation.

We had finished breakfast. I got up to go walk around the school again, but Ouma pulled my arm, "come with me to my talent lab! We were gonna talk, remember?"

I actually had forgotten, but I quickly lied, "Of course not!"

He looked at me, as if he knew I was lying, but quickly grabbed my hand and began to drag me to his lab.

Why'd he have to grab my hand?!

We made it to his lab, I looked around and this room does seem to be catered towards an inventor. There was plenty of work space, tools, materials, and other machines to take reference on.

"Isn't it just great in here!?" Ouma asked, his purple eyes practically sparkling. He started rambling about the room, so much so he hadn't realized he was still holding my hand.

I thought it would be awkward if I pried it off with my other hand, so I spoke up, "U-um... I'd like my hand back... Please."

He stopped talking and immediately let go, "sorry about that!" He laughed.

I smiled, "it's no big deal!" Somehow, his laugh and rambling seemed cute to me.

"Well what is it you wanted to talk to me about?" I said, remembering why I was here and getting straight to the point.

"Nishishi, well your talent of course!" He said.

"Child Caregiving? What's so interesting about taking care of kids..." I asked.

His grinned turned to one filled with mischief, "we both know... That's not your real talent."

I froze. How could he tell so easily?

"So I was right?" He asked, changing his expression back to a more cute wide eyed one.

"H-how...?"

"How did I know? Well... I'm a liar, so I can spot my own kind," He explained, putting his hands behind his head. "So, what's your reeeaaaaal talent?"

"I-I'm not comfortable telling anyone..." I said.

His smiled dropped, "aaawww! Ok, then! But I will continue to hang around you until I get an answer!" He said, laughing like a little kid.

I smiled, and blushed a bit. There was just something about this guy...

~~~~Time Skip brought to you by Shuichi's blushing face~~~~~~

Ouma and I started to hang out a lot. I'd often come over to his talent lab while he was working too. He didn't seem to mind the company.

"That whore freak, Miu Iruma, won't leave poor Harukawa-Chan alone!" Ouma said in an exaggerated tone, "good thing she has an over protective boyfriend."

I laughed, because it was true. Although Momota and Harukawa weren't dating, they sure acted like they were. However, they insist they're just friends.

Speaking of which, Akamatsu came to talk with me the other day. I had been spending time with Ouma so much that she thought we were a thing. I told her the truth, which was that we weren't, but when she said it..... A part of me wanted it to be true.

"So why did you use ultimate child caregiver as your cover?" Ouma asked, taking apart this one bit of machinery.

"Well... I grew up in an orphanage and was like everyone's older brother, so taking care of kids is just second nature," I explained, "although, I don't like it very much."

"Oh really? Yeah I have to agree... Little kids are more annoying than even me!" Ouma jokes.

I giggle as a response. His exaggerated expressions were adorable and we had similar opinions on certain topics. He was funny too. I had never met someone like him.

We continued to sit in a companionable silence as I watched him work. I never exactly knew what he was doing, it was just kinda mesmerizing to watch his small hands work, take apart, or put together different materials.

"What's something that you absolutely hate more than anything else?" I asked, starting up a conversation.

"Killing," He answered immediately, "I hate that people die due to murder, and everyone who has ended another's life deserves death themselves," He seemed to be very passionate about this topic.

I completely froze up. I knew what I did wasn't right and I'm not proud either, but from the way he spoke about it with such disgust... Would he be able to forgive my talent?

"Saihaaarrraa-Chaaaan! Earth to Saihaaarrraa-Chaaaan!!" He said, waving a hand in front of my face. I snapped back to reality, "s-sorry..."

"Are you alright? You looked like you just saw a ghost!" He laughed.

I laughed off the dread and worry. Smiling I assured him, "I'm ok."

"Hmm I didn't realize how late it got... Why don't we walk back to the dorm rooms?" He suggested.

I nodded.

~~~~~Time Skip (a few days later) brought to you by worried assassin Shuichi~~~~~

I couldn't stop thinking about Ouma's despise for killing. I couldn't stop thinking that the eyes of the person I love, that once looked at me with trust and friendship, would look at me with hatred and disgust.

Ouma was always late to breakfast, so Akamatsu sat by me this morning.

"Good morning Akamatsu-Chan," I greeted her.

"What's wrong, Saihara-Kun?" Akamatsu asked. Is it really so obvious that I'm worried about something?

"It's nothing..."

"No, it's definitely something! Don't lie to me, I can see it in your eyes!!" Akamatsu explained, full of energy.

"Well, it's just someone... I have a crush on," I came up with. It wasn't entirely wrong, it just wasn't the main cause of my worry at the moment, but I don't want to bring my talent into conversation.

Her eyes immediately lit up, "I knew you had a crush on him!!" She beamed.

"K-keep your voice down!" I whisper yelled. She laughed nervously while rubbing the back of her neck.

At this time, Ouma walked into the dinning hall.

Akamatsu got out of her seat and winked at me, "I'll leave you to it!"

(Oof more Hamilton references)

"Good Morning Saihara-Chan!" Ouma greeted me, "what were you and Akamatsu-Chan talking about?" He asked.

"It was nothing important. She was just asking me how I've been," I lied.

Chabashira brought out the food like she usually does every morning, Yumeno helping her out today. It seems Chabashira had been helping Yumeno become more energetic and expressive, which made them close.

Ouma and I finished breakfast and decided to take a walk around the outside of the school. Although it looked old with all the over grown plants, they also gave it somewhat of a mysterious and beautiful look. It was nice, walking alone with just Ouma.

~~~~~Time Skip brought to you by the fact that there are no monokubs in this chapter~~~~~

We ended up back in his talent lab, my favorite place in the entire school, or world for that matter. No one else would ever come in, so it was just a place Ouma and I.

Each day I had grew a more intense longing to be with him, to hold him, he had completely stolen my heart. The relationship however, wouldn't work... Once he figured out who I was.

"I just can't seem to figure it out..." Ouma said.

"Figure what out?" I asked.

"Your talent. You've left almost no clues to what it could be!" Ouma complained.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to let you know..."

"Is it because you don't trust me?" He asked, "because if it is, I totally unde-"

"It's not that! I trust you more than anyone I've ever met," I began, "it's just that... You'll hate me once you learn my talent..." And at this time, my eyes decided to tear up. I couldn't stop them from falling down my face.

Ouma pulled me into a tight hug, "This is gonna sound cliche, but... I couldn't ever hate you," He began, "because... I love you..."

I thought hearing these words, the only words I've been wanting to hear, would make me happy, but they just ripped my heart out. When he figured out who I was, he wouldn't just be betrayed by a friend, but by someone that he loved. I couldn't help but start bawling, I cried into his shoulder, wishing I could just be someone else.

"B-before I tell you... Who I am... I want to do this," I mumbled. I grabbed the back of his head and pulled him into a kiss.

He didn't hesitate to kiss me back, pushing us to the floor. I intertwined my fingers in his hair and held him him my arms. This kiss, was everything I've ever wanted.

After a few minutes, we pulled apart.

We both just sat there, staring at each other, gasping for breath.

That's when I leaned in close and whispered in his ear, "ultimate assassin."

He simply just wrapped his arms around me, and we held each other for who knows how long.

A/N: 2579 words... That's probably the longest chapter in this book.

Anyway, I actually ended up really liking the talents the characters ended up with and I thought Shuichi being an assassin really worked well with Kokichi hating killing and all.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and here is what I think Shuichi and Kokichi would look like with the talents they had this chapter!

(Yes ik its very lazily done but idc)

I thought that the hat with goggles would look cute on Kokichi.

And I was right.

Idk these were just random XD