-At night-

Kokichi: you're a really nice pillow. Like, I could probably get a lot of money...

Shuichi: nah. I'm reserved for just you.

Kokichi: well aren't I lucky.

-In the morning-

Shuichi: Kokichi, time to get up.

Kokichi: nuuuuu *rolls on top of Shuichi* just try getting out of bed now!

Shuichi: y'know, I can easily push you off of me, right?

Kokichi: ....But you wouldn't.

-Later that day-

Kokichi: you're the best boyfriend ever

Shuichi: how can I be the best when you exist

Kokichi: *slams hands on table* YOU'RE FUCKING BETTEEEERRRRR!!!

Shuichi: SORE WA CHIGAU YO!!

-Even Later-

Kokichi: why do they call them cookies when you bake them... Shouldn't they be called bakies??

Shuichi: Kokichi, what the hell.

Kokichi: and why do they call it "biting down" When technically you're biting up?

Shuichi: uuuuggh

Kokichi: and why-

Shuichi: *kisses him*

A/N: wow, what an amaaaaaaaiizing chapter. Idk, I haven't had as much time as I'd like to write but I did come up with this and needed to post something. So I hope you enjoy this cute little thing!