(THE NEWEST INSTALLMENT TO THE ANGIE SERIES)

Angie was hungry one morning so she went to the kitchen to make some food. She wanted
some scrabeled Naeggis so she grabbed one out of the fridge.

She then proceeded to smash it onto the pan so the insides fell onto the pan but the shell was
still stuck to the pan.

She started the heat (even though the eggs weren’t even scrambled) and thought it would
taste better with a bit of gasoline.  

She got some gasoline from atua knows where and poured two shots of it into the pan.  

“Aw shit, this will taste goo-” Angie thot before the pan burst into flames. “Holy Atua what the
fuck is this?” She said.

Atua’s presence was then felt throughout Angie, “You dumbass thot, you’re supposed to pour
the gasoline on the eggs after you cook them,” He said.

“Well excuse me ATua, I’m an artist not a lawyer,” She said, “cooking is a science not an art.”

“It’s not delivery, It’s digiorno,” Atua responded.

“Well I think I’ll just go to sOobway then,” Angie said, even though subway isn't a breakfast food.

She walked to her room like an edgy teen
and decided to wear green instead of yellow to show Atua how pissed she was. That would
show him. Haha.

After she got changed, she walked out of her house and to the subway that was 1103742069
miles away.

She finally made it inside and saw a h o t guy working therere. “owo what’s this,” Angie thought.
She got in line to order her food as she stared at the dood. He had blue hair with a weird stick
coming out of it but she didn’t care because he was hot.

“Bitch you better not be thinking about cheating on me,” Atua whispered.

“Shut the fuck up, I’m mad at you right now and this guy has a tasty stick in his hair so you can’t
really blame me,” Angie said.

Atua’s argument was derailed with flawless logic, Atua will remember that.

Just when Angie was about to order, a pinkish blonde haired, blue eyed thot came out from the back. “Nani what the fuck is this, Sherlock Homo?! Where did Maki go?!” She asked.

“Well she had to go stab a man's ass, which is secret code for Kaito sticking his peepee in her hoo-ha, and you know there's no stopping her without your throat getting slit, Miu” Shuichi answered.

“Damnit, you're right,”Miu sighed. That's when she looked at Angie, “great, looks like you already called up a replacement for Maki. Thanks for not being a fucking retard, Shuichi!” She said. That's when she grabbed Angie by her shoulders and yeeted her over the glass.

“Wait, I'm not an employee here! I only work for the sacred God, Atuaaaa!!!! Although I hate him right now I'm still loyallll!1!1!1!!11!!!!1!1” Angie yelled but it was too late. A random name tag had already appeared on her green shirt and she was wearing a subway visor.

“Ha bitch, that's what you get for wearing green when it ain't even leprechaun day,” Atua said.

Shuichi stick hair spoke up, “well… I didn't know there was going to be a replacement for Maki, but I'm glad to see she takes responsibility for her disappearances.”

Angie sigHed “I have no idea what the atua I'm even doing but at least he's a hot piece of ass,” Th0t Angie.

That's when the first customer of Angie's day came in. She was tall and had blonde hair.

“Good morning!” She said, “I'd like a foot long-” (that's what she said) and Angie tuned out from there and started making the Atua special instead.

She got some nice flatbread and filled the entire thing with avocado. Avocado after avocado after avocado after avocado after avocado. It was just avocado. Only avocado. On flatbread.

“What are you doing, this isn't what she ordered,” Shukachi said, “plus, Avocado costs extra!”

“Trust me, she'll love it,” Angie said as she put on more avocattdo. The avocado was pilled so hiGh that it almost touched the ceiling. That's when the sandwich… turned into a person??

“WHHAAAT THEE FUUUCCCKKKK!!?!?!!???!” The sandwich screamed. He had green avocado hair and eyes.

“H-HUH?!” The girl who ordered the sandwich shouted. “DID THE SANDWICH COME ALIVE?!”

“Never underestimate the powers of Atua,” Angie said with her hands intertwined and a kawaii face. She pushed the sandwich of the counter causing him to fall onto the girL.

“AAAAÀAAAAAAAAÀÀAAAAAAAAÀÀÀÀ!!!!!!” They scremed. They both ran out of the subway, Without paying a cent!

“HEY! I CREATED A HOOMAN LIFEU, I DESERVE AT LEAST A DOLLAR!!!” Angie shouted. “That's what she said,” said everyone's inner Miu.

“Want me to go get him back so you can sell him on Etsy?” Shuichi asked.

“No, it's alright. I can always make another one if I feel like it,” Angie succed.

“Buuut, how's he gonna find a place to live? Or get a job” Succichi asked, looking at the actual logic of the situation.

“ItS fReE rEaLeStAtE,” a pourple gremmy boi responded.

“No, n0T YOU!” Shumai cried.

“YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME AFTER OUR LAST DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL, HUH, SHUICHI?!” Panta kid said.

“PLEASE! IM JUST AN AVERAGE SOOBWAY EMPLOYEE!!! ALL I DID WAS TIE WITH YOU IN YOUR RANDOM YUKITOE GAME OR WHATEVER!!!” Shuichi said.

“WELL WHY DON'T WE PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF NISHISHISHI?!?!” The gremlin asked manically.

“AHEM! We only serve paYING customers!!” The thottie, Miu, yelled, “tHeN yOu CoULd HaVe aLL tHe SeX yOu WaNt UuUAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!”

Angie was pretty sure that was illegal. What the fuck is this subway.

“Fine! Whore with the white hair, I'll pay for a sandwich. Then Shuichi can duel me and fuck me!” Smol Scarf Boy said.

“One sandwich coming up! It is for the will of Atua!”

“HELL YEAH! GAY PORN!” Miu yelled.

Shuichi yelped, “I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!!! IM BEING SEXUALLY HAARRRAAAASSSEEDD!!!!!!”

Angie made Gremmy his sandwich and Atua blessed the day uwu.

The day was coming to an end. Miu and Shuichi had already left, leaving Angie to close up the Soobway. She was about to leave, but that's when the will of Atua wormed its way into her mind.

“You know what you must do, Angie Yonaga! To finally fulfil your destiny!!!” He said.

Angie smiled, “yes, Atua!! You're right!!!!!!” Angie began to glow a brilliant white, her divine power and Atua's influence growing inside her. She was all powerful!!!

She then stole all the money from the cash register and ran away the end.