I feel like I need to put a disclaimer at the beginning of this ...

Please don't read if you're not comfortable with the Senti theory and please don't read if you can't joke around with it.

This is complete fun because I'm fed up of seeing the doom and gloom surrounding it.

You've been warned!

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Adrien Agreste was known for being a walk over when it came to his kids. He was weak, falling for their every beck and call, meaning Marinette very rarely left him with all three. They were conniving little critters, too smart for their own good. Their teachers said they were just reaching their full potential, their parents and grandparents called them 'evil masterminds'.

Alix had finally, after what seemed a thousand years, announced her engagement to Max. What had taken the guy so long was beyond them? But it had finally happened and they were now weeks away from wedding bliss, meaning it was time for the girls to have a girly day out in celebration, also meaning Adrien got the kids all to himself.

When such occurrences have happened in the past, the children would usually be split between Adrien and the Dupain-Cheng's, all three being a handful in their young ages, but now with the twins had hit the ripe old age of ten and Hugo had turned six, Adrien guaranteed Marinette he'd got it, that nothing would happen to their wonderful offspring. After all, he was the self proclaimed 'Dad of the Year'.

Which is why Adrien found himself on a day out in Disneyland Paris with Felix and Alexander. It wasn't very often Adrien got a chance to spend time with his 'nephew', Lila having majority custody of the kid, but every now and then Felix would get his chance to play dad and it always meant time together as a family. Something both Adrien and Felix have craved over the years.

"Papa, can I have that blue balloon?" Hugo pulled on Adrien's arm and pointed up to a shiny balloon in the shape of Mickey Mouse's head.

"How we going to go on rides if you have a -"

"I want that balloon." Adrien sighed and reached into his back pocket, pulling out his wallet and fishing for a few (15) euros for the balloon, taking it from the vendor and handing it over to Hugo, before cursing under his breath at the robbing mouse and his Merry band of furry friends. Fifteen euros for a balloon, it was daylight robbery.

He hated how weak he was for his kids. He didn't know if it was from having such a rubbish childhood himself, or from just being such a big teddy bear with them.

Louis walked over to Hugo and shook his brother's hand. An odd display if he'd ever seen one, but they were strange kids.

"Can we have ice cream for breakfast?" Louis asked, looking hopeful at his father.

"No, your mother would -"

"Go and grab some chocolate and vanilla papa, and we'll share it." Another sigh left Adrien's mouth as his shoulders dropped.

"Fine," he replied, marching his family over to 'The Ice Cream Company' on the corner of Main Street U.S.A.

Felix looked at his cousin with amusement. He knew Adrien could be a pushover but this was something else. He wasn't even challenging the children and Felix knew Marinette would be flipping out if she was here. Something was up, but he wasn't quite sure what.

"Ask Alexander too," demanded Louis, causing Adrien to turn and question his nephew.

"Is it okay, Papa?" Alexander was such a different child when he was with Felix. He was a lot more stable and a lot less like Lila.

"I suppose if the others are, it would only be fair. But Adrien, you do realise this is going to get me in trouble with Lila."

"I'll write a statement if you need me too," Adrien said, scanning his card contactlessly over the machine. Another ridiculous amount of euros taken by the giant mouse.

Felix watched as the children laughed and giggled in delight before Louis and Emma began to mess around with something. He couldn't quite tell what it was, but he was sure the twins were up to no good. The two have been capable of running a bank hoist from the age of three and Felix couldn't have been more proud. Some of their genes just had to be linked to him.

"What are we doing first then?" Felix questioned, keeping his eyes on the twins to try and figure out what they were scheming.

They looked innocently at their uncle, Emma pushing something into the inner pocket of her jeans. Interesting!

"Peter Pan," she exclaimed, hand still in her pocket.

"Let's go!" Said Adrien, leading the gang through the gate way of the castle and towards the back of the theme park.

Thanks to Adrien's celebrity status, they'd managed to enter the park an hour before the other day guests, getting them quick access onto the rides with no queue.

"Sit in the back with me, Papa." Hugo tugged on Adrien's arm, pulling him into the back section whilst Louis and Emma took the front.

Felix and Alexander walked behind to the following boat, Felix's eyebrows frowning.

"What's wrong Papa?" Alexander pulled the safety bar down onto his father and his selves lap, squishing them both into the ride seat.

"I think somethings wrong with Uncle Adrien."

"Like what?" Asked Alexander.

Felix twisted his silver band around his ring finger, as he thought about Adrien's behaviour, suddenly he stopping and looked down at his hand.

Those little shits!

As soon as he was off the ride he pulled Adrien to one side. Grabbing his hands and looking at them. Not one ring to be found.

No wedding ring.

No Miraculous.

No ... oh dear God!

"Adrien?" He asked.

"Yep,"

"Where are all your rings?"

Adrien started to laugh and patted Felix on the shoulder. "Don't worry, Marinette's got them. The wedding ring needs it's insurance validation, we've swapped you know what," he pointed to his ears, "and she's taking the other one to Su-Han, he wants to try something." Answered Adrien knowing full well what his identical cousin was asking. He walked away catching up with the children leaving Felix behind.

Felix remained watching as Emma once again stuck her hand into her pocket, causing Adrien to steer his direction in the way of the popcorn cart. As if his mind was being read, his phone began to buzz in his pocket. Pulling it out he read Marinette's name on the screen and couldn't help but smile.

This was going to be interesting.

"Hey Felix, is Adrien with you?"

"He's just gone somewhere with the kids, are you okay?" Felix watched as Adrien began to dance around like a Pirate, the children laughing and Emma placing something into Louis hand.

"He's left his phone at home and I need to ask him if he has his amok with him."

Looking forward again, Adrien was now having a sword fight with a man dressed as Jack Sparrow, where he'd gotten the sword from was anyone's guess? He knew the press were going to be eating this up.

'Adrien Agreste, wild and carefree at Disneyland'.

"Oh, it's definitely here." Felix replied, Marinette letting out a pent up breath on the other side of the phone.

"Thank God. Can you do me a favour? Make sure the kids doing persuade him to let them hold it. Last time he did that they returned with a complete set of life sized doll's of the seven dwarves and a sugar high." Felix started laughing. He remembered that story. He was very proud of his niece and nephews that day.

"Yeah, I can do that." Felix smirked. This was going to be fun.

"Thank you, well, enjoy the rest of your day. I'll be keeping an eye on Twitter just incase." Felix started to laugh at his practically sister-in-law and glanced back at Adrien again. This time he was showing the crowds how good his Donald Duck impression was, a very enthusiastic Hugo bouncing around at his feet. Those kids really were 'evil genius's'.

After a rather eventful day, the gang had cleared most of the rides in the park, stopping for pizza and drinks at lunch time. The children had past the amok between them multiple times, harmlessly using it to get Adrien to help them skip to the front of queues or buy them sweet treats.

There was only one mishap in the 'Phantom Manor' haunted house, where they made him 'evil laugh' in the middle of the elevator section. However the cast members were good sports about it admitting it helped build the atmosphere, though the parents of the four year old now screaming next to them did not agree. A 50 euro gift card quickly helped them solve that problem though.

As a treat Marinette had booked the gang a character dining experience for their evening meal, meaning a buffet and Disney characters ... What could be better?

They made their way to 'The Plaza Gardens', Adrien moving ahead with Alexander to go check them in.

Before the twins and their partner in crime brother could step forward Felix held his arm out stopping them in their tracks.

"Give the ring to me." The three Agreste children looked everywhere but at their uncle. "Louis, I know you had it last." They continued to direct their gazes elsewhere causing Felix to let out an over dramatic sigh. "Fine, I'll just have to call your moth-"

"No!" All three screamed at the same time. "Please don't call Maman, she'll ground us for the rest of our lives."

"Do you not think your Maman might be curious when she sees the Twitter post of your father dancing around with a Rapunzel wig on his head."

The children started laughing and Felix couldn't help smiling too. "Give it here."

"You won't tell Maman will you," Hugo's eyes were wide open and Felix knew at that moment the youngest was the deadliest. His mothers big eyes with his fathers colour iris. It was a lethal combo.

"Not if you give it to me now." Sighing, Louis took it from his pocket and handed it over to his uncle.

"Here," he said, voice filled with disappointment. "At least I got to beat him at Buzz Lightyear."

Emma laughed. "Only because you ordered Papa to shoot the people in front, which happened to be Uncle Felix and Hugo."

Louis laughed and Felix growled. "That's why I kept getting blinded by a red light then." Stretching forward, Felix rummaged Louis' hair, messing it up.

"Uncle Felix," the 10 year old moaned.

"Don't worry Lou, it's not like I'm going to take a picture and send it to Bella Couffaine." Emma and Hugo howled with laughter as Louis' face turned bright red.

"How do you know?"

"You're more obvious than your Maman was with your Papa. It's not hard to tell."

Grumbling, Louis led the trio up the stairs and into the restaurant, Felix securing the amok on his own finger.

Now it was time for payback.

What many people didn't know about the Agreste-Graham-de-Vanily twins/brothers/cousins is that they both had a devilish streak. Felix just wore his on his sleeve, where Adrien's was hidden and deadly.

The weekend before his wedding to Lila (what did he do for that sin) Adrien had managed to persuade his cousin to hand over the ring for safe keeping. So safe that Felix went home with no eyebrows, a raging hangover and a tattoo of Chat Noir's face on his chest, perfectly placed for Lila to stare at every time they got intimate. Now, it was time for Adrien to repay and he was going to have fun with it.

Walking into the restaurant, Adrien and Alexander waved them over to a table in the conservatory. A few people noticed Adrien but kept themselves to themselves, leaving the gang to enjoy their time together without disruptions or interruptions ... or at least that was what Adrien thought, Felix not so much.

The dining experience was Princess' and their Princes and what was about to happen would be priceless.

"Who's that over there?" Emma asked, pointing to a Prince wearing a white shirt, blue breast plate and red cape.

"Oh, it's the Prince from Snow White I think," Adrien said, looking to where Emma was pointing.

Snow White herself rounded the corner and Emma practically jumped onto the table. "It's Snow White, she's so pretty. She looks like Maman."

Felix neither agreed or disagreed with that. Fair skin, dark hair ... yeah there were some similarities if you pulled at straws. "What does the Prince sing to her?" Felix asked Adrien, placing his hand over his ring.

"Oh - um - damn, how does it go? One song I have but one -"

"Perform it!" Felix demanded twisting the ring and causing Adrien to stand up.

"Now that I've found you
Hear what I have to say!

One Song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you"

Adrien took Snow White's hand and got down on one knee, phones came out and filmed as the Adrien Agreste serenaded someone who wasn't his wife and Felix couldn't help the gaffor leave his mouth.

This was priceless.

Adrien wound up the song to wild applause and exciting squeals from the children. He slunk back onto his seat and covered his face telling the children to go to the buffet and grab themselves some food. Running his hands down over his face he glared over at Felix, his eyes showed understanding of what was going on.

"You have it, don't you?" He asked, only for Felix to smile.

"Karma's a bitch isn't it."

"Which one brought it?"

"Not sure, but they've had a great day using it." Felix laughed and stood up, heading towards the children. Adrien followed on his tail.

"What do I need to do to get it back?"

"We'll see. You got me away from Lila so that's definitely equal to the Chat Noir tattoo."

Adrien burst out laughing remembering that night well. He'd even personally modelled for it himself.

"So the singing is ..."

"Considering how horrible your voice is, that'll cover the hangover, which by the way, I think was actually alcohol poisoning."

"Don't be so dramatic, Felix."

"Dramatic you say?" Felix looked around the room and noticed Mulan and Li Shang displaying their abilities with their poles, this was too easy.

Adrien followed his cousin's gaze and froze. "No!" He said, shaking his head.

"I'm just gutted you couldn't be the other you for this. Show off your baton skills, kitty."

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Adrien was already on the defense when he returned home. He was ready to defend whatever was about to be thrown his way from his wife, but he would let the kids have it. They deserved it after the prank they pulled today, he was throwing them to the wolves (or to the Ladybug).

As he opened the door, waving Felix and Alexander off and twisting his silver ring on his finger he was hit by the sound of laughter. She wasn't alone. Dear God she wasn't alone.

"Honey, we're home." He said, the three kids pushing past to get to their mother. Each talking about their day at rocket speed, Marinette giggling as she tried to keep up.

"I'm glad you had a great day," Marinette said, embracing her children in a tight hug. Adrien didn't know what was going to happen next. She seemed calm. How could she seem calm? Perhaps the news hadn't reached her yet? That's when he noticed Alya, Nino and Rueben all trying to contain smiles as they looked at him lingering in the doorway.

Hugo jumped on Marinette's lap and she let out a startled gasp. "This guy's got them scared to death,"

"I hope he doesn't see right through me." Alya said.

"Now I really wish that I knew how to swim." Nino laughed out loud.

"No." Adrien said, shutting the door and making his way into the lounge, only for his wife and friends to stand up, each holding a spoon as their weapon.

"Be a man," Nino sang, Marinette and Alya joining in on every other line as they waved their spoons around.

"Mysterious as the dark side of the moon." They sang in chorus, Reuben ending the song with a big 'yeah' and an attempt at a handstand, only to crash into the coffee table and start screaming.

Adrien had never felt more mortified. "I hate you! I hate you all!" The sound of rambunctious laughter filled the air, as Alya calmed the crying toddler, and Adrien couldn't help but smile with them. Their family was the epitome of chaos.

"Papa, we had the best day ever!" Hugo said, moving forward and hugging his papa's legs.

"You were so funny," Louis joined his brother only to be followed by his sister.

"You're the best." Emma completed the hug, causing a barrage of warmth to overcome Adrien. He looked up into his wife's eyes and she dropped him a wink before blowing him a kiss.

It may have been embarrassing, but his children had had a great day, and that's all that mattered. He'd get Felix back another time.