Ek ladki subah subah uthi, taiyaar hui, nashtah banaya aur sabko uthane gayi.

??: Ammi, abbu, neeche aajaye aur nashtah karle. Hume college jana hai.

Ammi: aate hai beta... *To her husband* chaliye neeche, nashtah karne.

??: Hmmmm...

Do log, jo ki apne middle age me hai, neeche aate hai, aur table par baith kar nashtah krne lagte hai.
Wo ladki bhi unke saath baith kar nashtah karti hai.

??: Yn!

Yn: ji abbu?

Abbu/Mr. Malik: kya pehna hai tumne?

Wo apne kapdo ko dekhti hai, aur use kuch galat nahi lagta.

Yn: kya hua abbu?

Mr. Malik: frock kyu pehna hai? Jao jakar silwar-kameez pehen kar aao!

Yn: j-ji abbu.

Wo nashtah karne ke baad kapde change kr leti hai. Aur fir college ke liye nikal jaati hai.

Yn: allah hafiz ammi, allah hafiz aabu.

Mr/Mrs. Malik: allah hafiz...

Wo college pohoch gayi aur as always, bina kisi se baat kiye apni seat pe jakar baith gayi. Thodi der me uski best friend aayi, Sarah.

Sarah: Sarahthegreat4

Sarah: hello Ms. Mailk, how's life?

Yn: humesha ki tarah, kharab...

Sarah: oh c'mon Ms. Malik! Ab kya hua? Tere abbu ne firse kuch kaha hoga tere dress ya fir hairstyle ko lekar, haina?

Yn: haa... *Sighs*

Sarah: yaar unka roz ka hai... Shukr hai mere ammi-abbu open minded hai...

Yn: hmmm...

Tabhi professor enter karte hai, two ladko ke saath.

Professor: so good morning class! We have two new students. Please introduce yourself...

Ladka: hello, I'm Jai Sharma. Hope we can be friends.

Ladka 2: hello, I'm Veer Singh. Hope we can get along!

Professor: Jai, you can sit behind yn. And Veer, you behind Sarah.

Jai/Veer: okay.

Sarah: yaar ye Veer bada cute aur handsome hai... Haaye mai mar javan! *Whispers to yn*

Yn: shut up idiot!

Dono ladke yn aur Sarah ke peeche wali seat me baith jaate hai, aur class shuru ho jaati hai.

English class

Jai: *taps Yn's shoulder* extra pen hai? Meri wali khatam hogayi...

Yn: ye lo *gives him a pen*

Jai: thank you *smile*

Yn: welcome *turns around*

Class ke baad lunch time hota hai. Sab cafeteria jaate hai. Yn aur Sarah, as usual apni fixed seat pe baith jaate hai.

Veer: hey! Uhm kya hum dono yaha baith sakte hai? Saari seats reserved hai.

Yn: na-

Sarah: ofcourse! Aao baitho.

Wo dono ladke aakar baith jaate hai aur khana shuru krte hai.

Yn: Sarah tune kya kiya?! *Whispers to her*

Sarah: chup kar aur chill kar! Jo hoga dekha jayega yaar...

Wo charo baatein kar rhe the aur Sarah aur Veer dono hi jokes crack kar rhe the aur sabko hasa rhe the... Yn ne zada baat nhi ki... Sirf jokes par has rhi thi aur apna khana kha rahi thi...

Jai: accha, ek shayari!

Sarah: tum shayar ho?

Jai: jii haa!

Sarah: chalo sunao phir!

Jai: toh ahem ahem, arz kiya hai..

Zindagi choti hai, zara sa muskura dijiye...

Zindagi, choti hai, zara sa muskura dijiye...

Kare jo koi pareshan, toh 2-4 suna dijiye!...

Sarah/Veer: wah wah, wah wah!

Yn ko hasi aajati hai ye shayari sunkar.

Jai: tum hasti bhi ho?

Yn: nhi mai toh insaan nhi hu, mai kyu hasungi? *Sarcastic smile*

Jai: samajh gaya baba... Uff...

Wo sab khana khatam karte hai aur dusre class ke liye chale jaate hai, aur waise hi sara din nikal jata hai.

Agle din

Mrs. Malik: kya hua tujhe? Itni tension me kyu hai?

Yn: kuch nahi...

Mrs. Malik: ammi hu teri... Mujhse jhooth bolegi?

Yn: areh kuch nahi ammi... Bas college ke padhai ki tension hai..

Mrs. Malik: tu karlegi padhai beta, tension mt le. Abhi college jaa. Tension mt le, tu karlegi.

Wo college ke liye nikal jaati hai.

Wo aur Sarah class me jaa hi rhe the jab wo dono Veer aur Jai se takra jaate hai.

Sarah girne wali hoti hai jab Veer uske waist ko pakad leta hai aur use girne se bacha leta hai.

Same with yn.

{I cringed}

Sarah aur Veer, aur, Yn aur Jai ek dusre ki aankhon me dekh rahe the...

*Bell rings*

Unko hosh aaya aur unhone ladkiyon ko khade hone me madad ki.

Sarah: thanks veer! *Hugs him*

Yn: t-thank you... *Leaves to class*

Sarah: yn ruk! Yaar rukja! *Runs behind her*

Jai: Veer chal.. Veer... Veer? Veer?!

Usne Veer ko dekha jo statue banke khada tha.

Jai: kya hua? Blush kyu kr rha- oh hug ke wajah se... Ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya, ladki ka chakkar... Ab chal!

Wo Veer ko taan ke class le jata hai jo shyly haste haste zameen ki taraf dekh rha tha...

Class ke baad wo chaaro ek saath college se bahar nikalte hai... Tabhi Sarah kehti hai

Sarah: guys, ice-cream khane chale?

Veer: haa chalte hai!

Yn: nhi mai nhi-

Jai: I'm in!

Sarah: yaar sab chal rhe hai tu bhi chal na! Please! Pleaseeeeee... Apni best friend ke liye itna nhi kr skti...yaar 5 min hi toh door hai ice-cream shop yaha se! Chalna bro... Pleaseeeee

Yn: accha baba thik hai...

Wo chaaro ice-cream shop me jaate hai aur apne-apne flavour ki ice-cream lete hai. 

Yn, Sarah: chocolate
Jai/Veer: butter scotch.

Jai: yn, ice cream tumhare naak me lagi hai *laughs*

Yn: kaha? Idhar? *Points at a part of her nose*

Jai: nahi, arey Mai kr deta hu.

Jai apne haath se uska face clean kr deta hai.

Yn: ah-uhm t-thanks...

Jai: no problem *smile*

Veer/sarah: how cute!

Yn: shut up!

Wo fir apne apne ghar chale jaate hai.

Next day, Cafeteria

Wo chaaro Cafeteria me lunch kar rhe hai. Aur Sarah achanak se khaasne lagti hai. Veer paani ka glass leta hai aur Sarah ko peene me madad krta hai.

Sarah: damn thanks! Pta nhi kaun yaad kr rha h itna.

Jai: hoga tumhara aashiq *smirk*

Sarah: very funny hahaha -_-

Aur aise hi 2 mahine beet jaate hai, aur unki dosti gehri hoti jaa rhi hai. Veer Sarah ko pasand krta hai... Aur yn ka haal kuch aisa hai...

Yn: pata nahi kya hogya hai hume... Hum toh ladko ki taraf dekhte bhi nhi the, aur ab, hume woh pasand aarha hai? Wo bhi, hindu ladka? Aisa nhi ho sakta.. h-hume use ignore krna hoga...

Wo ye thoughts dimag me lekar so jaati hai....

Ab 1 hafte baad exams start hone wale hai... Jai ko physics me help chahiye since wo usme thoda weak hai... Aur Sarah ko maths me help chahiye since wo usme thodi weak hai...

Jai: yaar yn krdo na help!

Yn: uff... Kya help chahiye? Bolo...

Jai: ye paragraph samjha do aur inme se kya questions aa sakte hai wo batado na.... Tum toh topper ho...

Yn: accha toh suno... Derived physical quantities... Derived physical quantities are those quantities which are derived from the fundamental quantities... Mtlb *proceeds to explain*

Yn explain kr rhi thi aur Jai bas use hi stare kr rha tha.

"Gosh! She's so beautiful!! Intelligent bhi hai... Beauty with brain..."

Yn: samjhe?

Jai: h-huh? H-haa smjh gaya... Thankss!! *He hugged her outta excitement*

Jai ko ek shayari yaad aayi... Isliye usne hug tod diya...

Jai: yn ek shayari!

Yn: nhi!

Jai: please ek bas...

Yn: accha sunao..

Jai: arz kiya hai... Ahem, arz kiya hai...

Shayari se ishq toh sabhi karte hai janab,
Kabhi shayar se bhi toh ishq karke dekho...
Shayari ko toh sabhi samajhte hai janab,
Kabhi shayar ke dil ko bhi samajh ke dekho...!

Yn: wah! Mashallah!

Jai: shukriya mohotarma... Ab mai chalta hu, bye! *He went*

Yn: nhi nhi nhi... Wo bas ek accident tha... Haa... Uske baare me mt soch yn... Tu kisi ko like nhi kr skti... Especially kisi hindu ladke ko... *She left to her house*