I walk outside and immediately spot my next door neighbour: Harry Styles, beating the nasty snails in his yard with a brick. I blush looking at his expertise in beating the snails but I quickly look away and walk towards my 123431 wheeled, diamond made car.

Harry and I have had a complex history. We started out as best friends, unable to stay apart from one another and eventually becoming lovers but then he went and told me that he didn't like sardines coated watermelons like I did.

His confession BROKE me! He said he preferred regular watermelons like the other NON-QUIRKY girls at my school did! He told me that I was everything to him! Yet, he rejected my quirky ways and said that I "could still love eating them" and that "they just weren't his cup of tea". As though that would fix anything. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

My sadression instantly started increasing, but I led that incident slide (a mistake btw) thinking it was just a minor thing but the last straw was when he said that he liked sleeping on the warm side of his pillow. I instantly dumped him and I will always be grateful for that decision. B))))

I hop into my car and start playing my favourite song, which is a mix of country and rock music. Because I am NOT like other girls with their sterotypical Barbie music!

Choco Studios presents:
"Sewer life"

*BANJO AND DRUMS PLAYING*

OHHHHHHHH YOUR EYES SHINE LIKE THE SEWER!

SITTIN' THERE TILL I GET A FEVER!

THE CHANCES OF SURVIVAL GETTING FEWER!

BUT I'LL STAY IN THIS SEWER WITH YA FOREVER!

OHHHHHHHHH MY SEWWWWWEEEERRRRR LIIIIIIIIIIIFE

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GONNA ENJOY MY SEWWWWWERRRREEE LIIIIIIIIIIFE

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!

SEWER!

OH!

SEWER!

OH!

GONNA LIVE IN THE SEWER FOR THE REST OF MAH LIFE!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Not paying attention the road, I violently move my head back and forth as I jam out to the music in my ears. Several pedestrians get hurt but eh, I have money I can pay for their hospital + therapy bills. 😎😎😎

I park in front of my new highschool and immediately get a parking ticket for parking directly in front of the gate. No big deal.

As I step in, I suddenly start feeling intimidated by the Jail like appearance of the school. Bright blue lockers line the cheerful pastel yellow walls which had huge open windows letting in lots of sunlight along with a cool breeze. Colourful motivational posters were plastered on every bulletin board. There wasn't a single gold/diamond plated item anywhere! I had NEVER been in an environment like this before! This was too normal and peasent like for me!

I felt my anxousty peaking just by looking around this place. This was too unfamiliar! I'm starting to have a panick attack! Suddenly I see a girl in a cheerleader uniform aproaching me, oh, She's here to bully me! What should a helpless nerdy and quirky girl like me do in this situation?! 😥😢😭🙉🤠🤒😛😱

"Hey, is everything alright? You don't look as though you're feeling good. Should I take you to nurse's office?" She said with definitely faked concern in her voice.

"Stay away from me... Angie La Dangie!" I hiss as I read her name from her name tag

"Sorry, I am just trying to he-"

"BEGONE FOOL!" I scream as I naruto run away from the mean cheerleader with tears in my beautiful orbs. My gorgeous blond hair waves majestically in the air as I run through the school halls past all the other students with my teeny tiny legs.

(Oh and I forgot to mention that nobody wore clothes in this school and everyone walked around by twerking.)

Suddenly I collide with a wall.

Except it not a wall, it's another girl.

She was wearing a black baggy hoodie (like me) along with baggy jeans (like me) and had a gold coloured watch (like me).

GASPO!

I'VE FOUND ANOTHER QUIRKY GIRL!

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!1!1!1!1 😀😀😁😆😍😍🤩🙄😗😙😁🤨🙄🏖🏢😀😆🐈🎐🎗🐈👤🗣🌝🌝🌧🦓🦌

"W-w-w-we're b-b-b-b-est fr-i-i-i-iends n-o-o-w!" I scream as I hug her. Nothing could keep us apart!

"YAS GIRL! My name's Katurdland Weark Utlaviz Tagkog Ndbda by the way! LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL! :D" She says in the most quirkiest way possible.

As we dance around like monkeys, my tiny beautiful moon ears listen to the sound of the school bell ringing.

OMG IMMA BE LATE TO CLASS11!!!1! 😮😥😣😔🙃

I grab my new friend's hand (who's name I've already forgotten. But that's ok! WE'RE BESTIES TILL THE ENDSIES!1!1 SO NOTHING CAN GET IN OUR WAY!!1!1 🤩🤩🤩🤩) and naruto run to class.

I'm gonna be the best kid in the entire semester!1!1!! :DDDDDDDDD. And I know because my Zodiac said so! 😍😆😊😄🙂😚🤗😘🙂😑🤗😎😎🦁🦁🐎🎐🎎🐎🎐🏜🏜🏣🏤🍒🍐🥔🍑🍑🏖🏢🎷🎸