note: this is happening in paris

i sat in maths looking at the clock

"willow, read us question three please" said mrs spinnet, the math teacher

"i- uh  . . hold on  . . . " i had been to busy daydreaming to notice the work we where doing

"detention !this attitude isn't acceptable willow!" snapped the teacher

"wesh, tu t'es fait niquer" giggled will behind me. i shot him a murderous look

"and get off that ridiculous fedora, you know it's not polite to wear a hat in class-" she started , but the door opened and a monitor stepped in. the class stood up.

"i need willow silverson please, mr greengrass would like to speak to her"

my heart sank. was it the homework i hand't handed in last week? what was it?                                                     I got up and followed the surveillant outside. we walked to the biology classroom. the surveillant opened the door, mr greengrass sat at his desk correcting tests. he looked up."ah yes" the monitor closed the door behind me.

"a parcell arrived a hours ago at the school. the door guard didn't know who it was from but it said it was for "potato of darkness aka willow S." i suspected you had ordered it. perhaps you just purchased it at an online store  and sent it here by accident, but anyways, it's for you ." he lifted a small package  from under his desk and handed it to me

"here you go- and also, be careful-oh, never mind- and also for the last time, where's the homework?" "i oh . .  the printer didn't work" i blurted out

"well then, bring it on Tuesday, put it on your usb key and print it at the library. okay"

"yeah sure" i said. i took the package as the bell rang and walked out the door. then i ran to the bathrooms. i stepped inside a stall and locked the door. then, i slowly peeled away some of the wrapping and peeked inside.

i was right.

i saw a large egg