First meetings with the boyo's
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Person: Hey

Edd: u-um-um h-h-hi- (chokes a bit)

Person: 0_0
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Person: hello

Matt: um...hi?

Person: ...why the baggy hoodie-

Matt: hUSH-
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Person: Hello

Tom: heysshowszzitgoingzzz

Person: ....what did you even say-

Tom: (vomits)

Person: wHA-
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Person: ....0-0

Tord: hello!

Person: plsdontkillme

Tord: ...(cries inside)
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Person: Um...

Paul: don't ask why the fuck I'm kinda mangled

Person: mkay-
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Person: hello!

Ringo: hi (spews a bit of water)

Person: what the actual f-
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Person: Hey

Pat: (waves)

Person: not a talker, eh?

Pat: ...

Person: I see-

Pat: I drank fucking acid and it burns my fucking throat that's why hoe

(That's if you assume he's not talkative, if you didn't, he'll just say
"I drank acid, that's why" in a more nicer tone. Wheeze)
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Person: Why are bandages around your neck?

Eduardo: ...Steel made me die

Person: how?

Eduardo: (Undoes bandages and grabs head and comes off the neck) that's how

Person: sCREE-
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Person: ...u-

Jon: Listen to the lyric 'Kiss onto a oncoming train' then you'll know what happened to me
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Person: Um..your neck-

Hellucard: I cracked it. Wanna see me twist it around?! :D

Person: no thanks 0_0....
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Person: hello- oh Jesus what the hell happened to-

Todd: ....it's kinda clear what's in my throat...