Tyler: What the heck happened- SASHA! ZARLO! YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS!!

Sasha: I guess I have to explain this verbally...

Zarlo: because the tone of your voice suggests...

Sasha & Zarlo: *hiding pompoms behind their backs* that you're not in the mood for the dance routine we prepared.

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Sabien: I would die for you, Niko

Niko, a confused boi: wh-what

Sabien: I would die for you, Sasha

Sasha, chasing him angrily: yeah, by my hand!

Sabien, jumping in front of Tazi in the midst of battle: I would die for you, Tazi

Tazi Umiko, a certified idiot™️: *summersaulting over Sabien* not if I die for you first

Sabien: I would die for you, Lucia

Lucia, an over-dramatic diva: you shall be not mourned, oh useless weirdo chameleon boy!

Sabien: I would die for you, Lizzie

Lizzie, not looking at him: I know

Sabien: I would die for you, Zay

Zay, who has lived with Zarlo long enough to know the answer he's looking for: then perish

Sabien: I would die for you, Navia

Navia, a worried gf who's 100% done with this crap: not if you're grounded, you won't

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Sasha: what do we say when we're having impulses to throw ourselves off a bridge?

Zarlo: yeet!

Sasha, restraining him: nO!

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Zarlo: yeeted

Sasha: yote

Zarlo: yeeted

Sasha: yote

Zarlo: yEEteD

Sasha: yOTe!

Tyler: guys, I just want to know who threw Zay off the bridge!

Zay, stuck in a tree: it was Zarlo

Zarlo: yeeted :3

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Sasha: why are you looking at me through a fork...?

Zarlo: I'm pretending you're in jail

Sasha: why...?

Zarlo: it's spiritually healing

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Tazi: perhaps I'll just drink my sorrows away

Tazi: *opens Capri Sun*

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Gerathon: I will ruin your happiness no matter the cost!

Zarlo: my happiness?

Zarlo, to Zay: I'm happy?

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Zarlo: I was once arrested for being too handsome

Zay: the charges were dropped immediately due to no supporting evidence

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Navia: I have a bad feeling about this...

Sabien: what do you mean?

Navia: have you ever had that voice in your head that tells you something is gonna cause you troubles?

Sabien: no of course not

Navia: ... that explains a lot, actually

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Zarlo: if I hit myself and it hurts, what am I?

Lucia: strong

Sasha: weak

Zay: an idiot

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Navia: Lucia, you were stabbed, what do you remember?

Lucia: the ambulance ride to the hospital

Sabien: we went to the hospital, but not in an ambulance. Niko got us there

Lucia: but I heard sirens?

Niko, panicked: I was wOrRiEd

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Tazi: people who sleep without socks make me nervous

Navia: people who sleep with socks cannot be trusted

Zay: people who sleep are weird

Sasha: I was a sock once

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Niko: I wasn't that drunk last night

Sabien: you started flirting with Lucia

Niko: So? She's my girlfriend

Sabien: you asked her if she was single

Tazi: then cried when she said she wasn't

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Zay: what are you, five?

Sasha: yeah, five heads taller than you!

Zay:

Sasha:

Zay:

Sasha: please don't kill me

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Zay: you don't think I can fight because I'm a girl

Sasha: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Zarlo could fight in that dress either.

Zarlo: perhaps not. But I would made a radiant bride.

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Lucia: I love this whole "good cop/bad cop" thing you two have going

Sasha: it's not really a thing. It's more like I am nice and Zay is not.

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Lucia: I don't strut

Niko: *looks into camera like he's on The Office*

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Lucia: I'm cold

Niko: here, take my jacket

Lizzie: Tazi, I'm cold

Tazi, piling his sweater, jacket and scarf on her: I told you to wear layers!

Sabien: I'm cold as well

Navia, looking at him sideways: so? I don't wear sweaters. What do you want, my shirt?

Sasha: I'm cold tooooooo

Zay: deal with it. I can't control the weather.

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Tazi: so how drunk was I last night?

Niko: you started highlighting important things

Tazi: and?

Lizzie: *turns around, her face coloured yellow*

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