birthday q&a number three!!!
featuring sabien this time to ask the questions. so let's get to it!!!
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Sabien: hehe it is time

Tazi: does it have to be you

Sabien: :(
Sabien: you're so mean to me

Tazi: I know
Tazi: can we please just get this over with

Sabien: fine :(
Sabien: first question: what is a really weird habit you have

Tazi: I like swimming with my socks on

Sabien: respectfully
Sabien: what the heck is wrong with you

Tazi: *shrugs*
Tazi: it's not that weird

Sabien: yes it is?? How do you LIKE swimming with soggy socks on

Tazi: it's like flippers, but smaller
Tazi: and they don't crush your feet

Sabien: what?? the?? heck??

Tazi: I think you've interrogated me about my habits enough
Tazi: let's move on

Sabien: fine! but I'm gonna tell everyone about you and your nasty socks

Tazi: whatever dude

Sabien: second question: what crime would you go to jail for?
Sabien: this one scares me a bit, genuinely

Tazi: yeah because it'd be MURDER

Sabien: hey bro I appreciate the dedication to the whole "angry lad" vibe but seriously. chill

Tazi: it's not just a vibe!! it's MY vibe >:( and mine only

Sabien: o,,,kay???
Sabien: *slightly terrified* let's uh let's move one
Sabien: question three: how many siblings do you have?

Tazi: how many do you have?

Sabien: what

Tazi: I have none *smirks*

Sabien: what is happening

Tazi: it's fine you'll catch up

Sabien: ...???

Tazi: or not
Tazi: next question?

Sabien: *reboots* uh sure
Sabien: are you a dog person or— *starts giggling*

Tazi: bruh is your brain permanently broken

Sabien: no it's not I promise
Sabien: just when Zarlo asked me this he was like "are you a 'person'" and he was goin nuts over it

Tazi: okay?
Tazi: for the record, I'm a dog person

Sabien: I didn't finish the question??

Tazi: don't be stupid dude that is the most basic question ever,, "are you a dog person or a cat person"

Sabien: *gasps offendedly*

Tazi: *smirks*

Sabien: fine
Sabien: if that question is too "basic" then we'll move on
Sabien: describe yourself in one word

Tazi: huh this one might take a minute

Sabien: we'll obviously the worst isn't gonna be "smart"

Tazi: dude. uncalled for

Sabien: just sayin!!

Tazi: ANYWAY
Tazi: I was gonna say "confused"

Sabien: yeah ok fair enough
Sabien: what do you consider unforgivable?

Tazi: this interview

Sabien: bruhhhh I'm being serious here

Tazi: me too *glares*

Sabien: ah. Okay,,,, moving on...
Sabien: rate your kissing skills from 1-10

Tazi: that's uncalled for
Tazi: you know I've never kissed anybody

Sabien: really?? you and Lizzie didn't,,, y'know??

Tazi: first of all, I wouldn't tell you if we did
Tazi: and second, she betrayed us, so what does that say about my kissing skills?

Sabien: *wheezes*

Tazi: can we please skip this question
Tazi: it is humiliating

Sabien: *still giggling* fiiiine
Sabien: is the glass half empty or half full?

Tazi: half empty. everything starts empty, therefore everything remains empty until it is completely full

Sabien: what
Sabien: you make no sense

Tazi: I know
Tazi: at this point I just want to get this over with

Sabien: are you BSing all the answers??

Tazi: yes I am. next question

Sabien: if you had one week left to live, what would you do?

Tazi: commit a crime, idk. spice things up. ooo, maybe take over the world and then die very dramatically. I think that'd be fun

Sabien: ... huh. okay. definitely fun...
Sabien: anyway!!! last question!!

Tazi: oh thank Tellun

Sabien: what advice would you give to your younger self?

Tazi: don't join the team.

Sabien: haha!
Sabien: wait. I genuinely can't tell if you're joking

Tazi: I'm not. and this q and a over. thanks *leaves*

Sabien: well. this was fun. see y'all next time!!

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hope you enjoyed!! :)