welcome back to q and a with my children!! featuring Skye the birthday child and Sasha to ask the questions :)
enjoy!!
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Sasha: yassss ok this is gonna be so fun I LOVE Skye

Skye: dw I won't tell Zay

Sasha: oh no she knows, she thinks I'm insane :D

Skye: relatable tho

Sasha: *loading*
Sasha: wdym by that

Skye: nothing!! let's get this show on the road :)

Sasha: uh yeah sure
Sasha: what's a weird habit that you have?

Skye: wait does it have to be something y'all don't already know? bc I was gonna say that I like to hang out on the ceiling

Sasha: well that qualifies but now I'm curious, what else were you gonna say?

Skye: uhhhh
Skye: when I'm bored I cut my hair

Sasha: for fun????

Skye: yep!! Im mentally ill what do you want

Sasha: pfft-
Sasha ok!! moving on
Sasha: what crime would you go to jail for?

Skye: easy, all of them

Sasha: crime spree omg

Skye: you get it
Skye: but I'd have to get caught and that hadn't happened yet

Sasha: what
Sasha: do you actually commit crimes

Skye: not relevant. next question!

Sasha: *fainted disturbed* okayyyyy
Sasha: how many siblings do you have?

Skye: a whopping ZERO
Skye: only child moment ✨

Sasha: how did you do that

Skye: my parents died wdym

Sasha: NOT THE ONLY CHILD PART

Skye: OH the sparkle?? easy! you just- ✨

Sasha: teach me

Skye: no <3

Sasha: :(

Skye: next questionnnn

Sasha: :(
Sasha: are you a cat person or a dog person

Skye: neither omg I like reptiles
Skye: and bugs!!! :D

Sasha: are you actually insane

Skye: yes <3
Skye: next question please

Sasha: describe yourself in one word

Skye: oh darn "your mom" is two words

Sasha: I have two dads??

Skye: PFFT I FORGOT

Sasha: homophobic

Skye: PPFT WHAT
Skye: for the record we are NOT using that word to describe me

Sasha: *lol* ok then what

Skye: let's do cool
Skye: simple, effective, gets the point across

Sasha, sarcastically: spectacular, show-stopping, fantastic, never been done before

Skye: *flips their hair* why thank you

*brief intermission as they both die laughing*

Sasha: okok next question
Sasha: what do you consider unforgivable

Skye: oh god, so many things
Skye: mostly tho the people who eat pineapple on pizza
Skye: they're insane

Sasha: I feel like now would be a good time to tell you that I eat pineapple on pizza

Skye: *scandalized gasp* you're done. you're done.

Sasha: *dies laughing*

Skye: *grinning like an idiot* next question

Sasha: rate your kissing skills from 1-10

Skye: idk. like a 7??

Sasha: 7?

Skye: yeah, wanna test it?

Sasha: pffft I think Zay would kill me

Skye: *giggling* she totally would

Sasha: anywayyy
Sasha: is the glass half empty or half full?

Skye: what's in it?

Sasha: what?? water???

Skye: oh, then it's half full
Skye: if it's vodka then it's half empty ;)

Sasha: you're killing me omg

Skye: I know

Sasha: if you had one week left to live, what would you do?

Skye: commit crimes, bury treasure, give out cryptic messages, be mysterious

Sasha: *nodding wisely* become the unexplainable phenomenon you wish to see in the world

Skye: *finger guns*

Sasha: and finally!! what advice would you give to your younger self

Skye: climb more things, it's fun

Sasha: dude please *dying* can't you do ONE serious one

Skye: *lol* fiiiine
Skye: okay, uhhhhh. maybe say that it'll get better eventually, just keep surviving

Sasha: you really are mentally ill

Skye: you're done

Sasha: *dies laughing*

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hope y'all enjoyed this chaos!! more to come soon, and I'll see if I can get a chapter up too :)