welcome back to birthday q&a!! this time featuring sabien as our special guest, and zarlo is joining us once again (but this time to ask the questions).
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Zarlo: hello everyone I'm back!!! And ready to cause more problems because the author invited me to ask my best friend Sabien some questions!!

Sabien: best friend?? Since when??

Zarlo: unimportant! Time for your first question! What is a really odd habit that you have?

Sabien: like, a habit that I consider odd?

Zarlo: well I mean you're the one doing it so?

Sabien: bro I have no idea.

Zarlo: you gotta answer it tho.

Sabien: ugh fine. My friends think its weird that I like to watch them.

Zarlo: you like to what now???

Sabien: oh, you know. Just camouflage myself and observe things

Zarlo: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
Zarlo: um. Ok. Next question. If you got put in jail, what crime would it be for?

Sabien: i dont have to tell you. What are you, a cop?

Zarlo: *what*

Sabien: *giggling* sorry. I saw an opportunity. Anyway. It'd probably be breaking and entering. Y'know, something low level.

Zarlo: you dont break and enter like now do you? Because of your camouflage or whatever?

Sabien: *squints* see now you sound like a cop

Zarlo: Sabien. Please.

Sabien: well, officer, that is none of your business. Next question

Zarlo: *bruh*
Zarlo: anyway. How many siblings (if any) do you have?

Sabien: lets see *counts on his fingers*
Sabien: nine

Zarlo: wait seriously?

Sabien: yeah dude. Nine brothers and I'm the youngest *finger guns*

Zarlo: yikes. Having one is annoying enough. I cant imagine having nine

Sabien: and i cant imagine not having nine

Zarlo: that makes no sense

Sabien: yeah it does, you're just dumb

Zarlo: *offended*
Zarlo: fine. Moving on. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Zarlo: these stupid people questions again! What is with them

Sabien: dude you good

Zarlo: yeah I just dont understand why you have to be a person to like dogs or cats more

Sabien: pffft what

Zarlo: ):<

Sabien: ANYWAY. Im a cat person

Zarlo: oh yeah, you're a person *rolls eyes*
Zarlo: no need to rub it in

Sabien: ?? Next question...?

Zarlo: fine. Describe yourself in one word
Zarlo: if you say cool I'm gonna cry laughing by the way

Sabien: pfft thats so mean thank you
Sabien: but I wasn't gonna say cool I was gonna say uh careful

Zarlo: really??

Sabien: no you're right I was totally gonna say cool

Zarlo: *dies laughing*

Sabien: *hehe*

Zarlo: anyway next question issss... what do you consider unforgivable?

Sabien: hm. Probably taking away people's choices
Sabien: oh and also betrayal.

Zarlo (an empath): I'm sensing that betrayal might be a trend for you guys

Sabien: duh

Zarlo: ok. Ooo the next one is fun

Sabien: uh oh

Zarlo: rate your kissing skills from 1-10

Sabien: what??? Who came up with these???

Zarlo: not me haha
Zarlo: but I love them

Sabien: ok well,,, I think I'm probably a solid 6? I don't know. I've never kissed myself??

Zarlo: a solid 6 and Navia's still dating you? Girl I sure hope you're wrong

Sabien: dude what the heck does that mean

Zarlo: NEXT QUESTION!
Zarlo: is the glass half empty or half full?

Sabien: what glass??

Zarlo: *dies laughing*
Zarlo: my guy. It is a hypothetical glass.

Sabien: oh. Half full probably

Zarlo: you're dumb

Sabien: says you
Sabien: also. If that glass existed, it would be half full. But since its hypothetical it doesn't and so i dont have to answer that question

Zarlo: pffft boi. You are just goin through it

Sabien: shush

Zarlo: 6/10 for kissing, hypothetical glasses... wow. I've seen conditions like this before, but you're is worse than anything I've ever seen.

Sabien: *hits him over the head with a book*

Zarlo: *falls out of his chair laughing*

Sabien: *trying not to laugh while looking angry* next question!

Zarlo: just a minute! *catches breath, struggles to get back in chair*
Zarlo: ok. If you had one week left to live, what would you do?

Sabien: die

Zarlo: *falls out of his chair again*
Zarlo, from the floor: before you die dummy!!

Sabien: oh. I'd make sure my affairs are in order. Then I'd probably visit as much of my family and friends as possible to say goodbye.

Zarlo: "get your affairs in order" you sound like lucia

Sabien: *holds up book threateningly*

Zarlo: *giggling* okay okay last question
Zarlo: what advice would you give to your younger self?

Sabien: easy. Dont give up hope.

Zarlo: really? Cause if I saw young you I'd say dont skim on the meals
Zarlo: you look like a gust of wind would knock you over

Sabien: you're really begging to get hit by the book again, aren't you

Zarlo: *laughing* and thats all for today, folks! Thanks for tuning in! I should really go. *runs*

Sabien: *chases him, brandishing the book*

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see you on the next one! hope you enjoyed xx