Ok so the mystery language will be revealed further down the chapter. Appreciate meh work, mk??????

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Offendy: ALRIGHTY Y'ALL I'M SURPRISINGLY YOUR TEACHER

BEN: Oh hell no

Dark Link: I has suddenly appeared!

Jeff: No one asked, no one cares -_-

BEN: Yeah

Smile: Welp ;-;

(Prepare urselves, mentally AND physically)

Offendy: ok guys for today's lesson let's talk about english

*everyone's like "WHAT IS ENGLISH? WHAT?"*

Offendy: Sige, magsisimula tayo sa ACCESSORIES
                   (Ok, let's start with ACCESSORIES)
Offendy: ANONG ENGLISH NANG KWINTAS?????
                   (What's the english of Kwintas?????)
Ben: Necklace

Offendy: Singsing?

Jeff: Ring

Offendy: Ok, very gud, how about... HIKAW?

Dark LinK: Hikaw? Hikaw lang para sa'kin~ ('ikaw' can mean "you")
                       (You? You only for me~) (***OOFFFFF)

*The guys in the room go "AYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"*

Offendy: How 'bout PAPA?

Dark Link: Father.

Offendy: how about Mama?

Jeff: Mother

Offendy, K, lola?

Smile: Grandmother

Offendy: That's very good! How about... Lolo?

BEN: Lolo? Lolokohin ka lang niya~
                       (He's lying to you~)

Offendy: *OOF*
Offendy: Very good, let's talk about LANGUAGE

Offendy: What is goodbye?

Smile: English

Offendy: Paalam?
                  (Goodbye?)
Dark Link: Tagalog (Mystery language revealed)

Offendy: That's very good! How about.... ANNYEONG?

Jeff: Annyeong? Annyeong nangyari sa ating dalawa?
                                 (What happened to US?)
*crickets* *means no one responed, just went 

Ben: Ok ra na, pre     
          (That's ok, friend)

Offendy: mK lEt'S tAlK aBoUt FiLiPiNo
Offendy: Anong Filipino sa "Everybody"?

Jeff: Lahat ng tao

Offendy: Everyone?

BEN: Bawat isa!

Offendy: Anybody?

Smile: Kahit sino

Offendy: Anyone?

Dark link: Anyone? ANY-ONE niya ko ng walang dahilan
                                       (She left me for no reason)

*cries XDDD*

Offendy: Let's have sum pronouns

Offendy: They?

D.L: Siya

Offendy: He or she?

Smile: Siya

Offendy: I?

Jeff: Ako.

Offendy: Hm, bery gud. How about US?

BEN: Us? Us walang kami XDDD
                   (Us without us***I forgot***_)

Offendy: sIgE, pAnSuLaT

BEN: Ballpen

Offendy: Lapis?

Jeff: Pencil

Offendy: Hm,How about papel?

Smile: Papel? Papel sa kanyang buhay *ded*
                            (Let me be in his/her life)

Everyone else: WAOOOOOOOOO

Offendy: Let's have Mr.!

Smile: Ginoo (Mr, duhhh)

Offendy: Mrs?

D.L: Ginang!

Offendy: Ok, how about Ms?

Jeff: Ms? 'Ms' ko na 'sya
                    (I miss him/her*Depends*)

Offendy: Okie let's talk about mga.... ARTISTA.
                                                                            (Artists*Idols*)

Offendy: Let's have Nadine---?

Ben: Lustre

Offendy: How about Kathrine?

Dark Link: Bernardo

Offendy: How about Liza?

Jeff: Soberano :D

Offendy: Good job, how about MAJA?

Smile: Maja? 'MAJA'lin mo naman ako *DEAD*
                             (Please love me already*Sometimes I'm not accurate, bear with me*)

Dark Link: Sir! Ikaw na naman ang aming tatanungin
                      (Sir! It's our turn to question you!)
Everyone else: HINDI KA NAMIN TATANTANAN!
                               (We won't fight you!)

Jeff: News flash!

BEN: Magtuturo 24 hours!
           (Lecturing for 24 hours!)

Dark Link: Paglaban mo!
                      (Fighting!)

Offendy: O.o

Offendy: Ok, what's ur question?

Jeff: What's eyes in tagalog, sir?

Offendy: totoo? Mata

BEN: Nose sir?

Offendy: Ilong

Smile: Mouth sir?

Offendy: Bibig

Dark link: Tongue sir?

Offendy: Tongue? Tongue ina *realizes*
                                      (BADWORDIWON'TSAY)

Offendy: OI!

*Everyone dashes out the room*

Watch the original video, please. I did a few things to this so it's not original.

I can't paste any links on my wattpad so just search Hugot Translation 101. Done.

Baiiiiiii~

I promised. Didn't I?