Easter special (100 reads)

Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... so boringggggg

Jeff: Go... to... sl---

Me: *Whacking Jeff with a nearby frying pan*

Jeff: STAHP, STAHP, SARREH!

Me: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE SORRY BISH

BEN pops out the TV Like Samara

BEN: GO LILLY BEAT HIM UP *dying*

Me: You're next, Samara-wannabe!

BEN: OH NO

Samara: I rejected him in the first place

Me: HOLY CRUD

*Gemini and Taurus come in*

Both: Ayooooooo where the Easter Sunday par----

Taurus: Oh.

Scorpio: Wait why is Samara here?

Samara: Wot? Oh yeah, byee~

*Samara disappears*

Sagittarius: Who was that? Casper?

Jeff: STAHP WHACKING ME WITH A FRYING PAN!

Me: NO!

*Aries and another Pisces are trying to pry me off of Jeff da killa*

Me: Aye wait, I'M a Pisces...

Pisces: So?

Me: Aren't you supposed to be on my----

Pisces: Nope.

Me: D:

Pisces: You told us you had a plan if you reached 100 reads on WattPad, right?

Me: What?

Pisces: *shoves phone onto my face* Look

Me: That's a bit sooner than I expected but OK SURE HECC YEAH!

*1 hour and 40 minutes later*

Pisces: I've seen better but... oh well...

Me: Let's hang it up. 

*after hanging it up..*

Virgo: What that?

Me: My OC.

Aquarius: Wait it's the Easter Special? *runs out and u hear a lot of commotion*

Me: What's he/she doing?

Capricorn: She's like that on occasions, so...

Aquarius: AYE!   (Boy V then girl)

Me: Umm.... Aquarius... we're just gonna go about our day...

Aquarius: Nonsense! Let's go to the beach!

Me: You'll pay for everything and we go

Aquarius: I only have 50 bucks!

Me: Your problem, not mine.

Jeff: OW! Stahp!

Ben: Stop moving, dumbo!

Jeff: >:C

E.J: Whiney baby

Jeff: Shut up!

Masky: Awww, does Jeffy want his bottle?

Jeff: STAHP

Hoodie: *calmly eating cheesecake while watching the movie (Aka the fight)*

Slendy: Cut it out, you two.

Jeff: Phew, thanks.

Slendy: But how'd you get like this in the first place?

Jeff: *pointing at me* Her

Slendy: What about her?

Jeff: *points to the frying pan* That

Slendy: So she beat you up with the frying pan?

Jeff: yep.

Slendy: ...I guess you deserve it, then

Jeff: ;-;

Slendy: She only beats people up with le frying pan if they did something wrong.

Jeff: But I didn't!

Me: Nah, you tried killing me in my own house.

Jeff: Oi! I didn't know it was you in the first place!

Me: Shut up, Joker wannabe

Jeff: Alice reject

Me *starts beating him with teh frying pan*

Jeff: NO STAHP PLZ AM SARREH!

Me: >:3

Slender: ENOUGH!

Me: You  can't tell me what to do! This is MY house!

Slender: *sigh* *uses his tendrils to get me off of Jeff*

Me: *using a fire spell* *missed*

Slender: Nice try but you can't just whack people with a frying pan

Me: I do what I want, old man! Put meh down!

Jeff: No, kill her >:3

Me: Frying pan, u want?

*YEET*

Slendy: wot?

Cancer: wassup guys?

Jeff: How'd you get in?

Cancer: -_-

Jeff: Well?

Cancer: Front door, genius.

*Jeff YEET*

Me: Now they're gone!

BEN: How were they YEETed?

Me: Hax

BEN: OMG teach meh

Me: Yeah, later...


The YEET Kingdom

YEETster: YEET! YEET YEET YE YEET!
                    (Humans! Oh my g, Humans!)

Jeff: Um... hello?

YEETster: YEET YEET YEET YE YE YEET YEEEEET!!!
                    (It speaks an alien language! How bizarre!)


~It took 2 hours for Jeff to return to the normal world~


~The End~


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