Easter special (100 reads)
Me: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... so boringggggg
Jeff: Go... to... sl---
Me: *Whacking Jeff with a nearby frying pan*
Jeff: STAHP, STAHP, SARREH!
Me: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE SORRY BISH
BEN pops out the TV Like Samara
BEN: GO LILLY BEAT HIM UP *dying*
Me: You're next, Samara-wannabe!
BEN: OH NO
Samara: I rejected him in the first place
Me: HOLY CRUD
*Gemini and Taurus come in*
Both: Ayooooooo where the Easter Sunday par----
Taurus: Oh.
Scorpio: Wait why is Samara here?
Samara: Wot? Oh yeah, byee~
*Samara disappears*
Sagittarius: Who was that? Casper?
Jeff: STAHP WHACKING ME WITH A FRYING PAN!
Me: NO!
*Aries and another Pisces are trying to pry me off of Jeff da killa*
Me: Aye wait, I'M a Pisces...
Pisces: So?
Me: Aren't you supposed to be on my----
Pisces: Nope.
Me: D:
Pisces: You told us you had a plan if you reached 100 reads on WattPad, right?
Me: What?
Pisces: *shoves phone onto my face* Look
Me: That's a bit sooner than I expected but OK SURE HECC YEAH!
*1 hour and 40 minutes later*
Pisces: I've seen better but... oh well...
Me: Let's hang it up.
*after hanging it up..*
Virgo: What that?
Me: My OC.
Aquarius: Wait it's the Easter Special? *runs out and u hear a lot of commotion*
Me: What's he/she doing?
Capricorn: She's like that on occasions, so...
Aquarius: AYE! (Boy V then girl)
Me: Umm.... Aquarius... we're just gonna go about our day...
Aquarius: Nonsense! Let's go to the beach!
Me: You'll pay for everything and we go
Aquarius: I only have 50 bucks!
Me: Your problem, not mine.
Jeff: OW! Stahp!
Ben: Stop moving, dumbo!
Jeff: >:C
E.J: Whiney baby
Jeff: Shut up!
Masky: Awww, does Jeffy want his bottle?
Jeff: STAHP
Hoodie: *calmly eating cheesecake while watching the movie (Aka the fight)*
Slendy: Cut it out, you two.
Jeff: Phew, thanks.
Slendy: But how'd you get like this in the first place?
Jeff: *pointing at me* Her
Slendy: What about her?
Jeff: *points to the frying pan* That
Slendy: So she beat you up with the frying pan?
Jeff: yep.
Slendy: ...I guess you deserve it, then
Jeff: ;-;
Slendy: She only beats people up with le frying pan if they did something wrong.
Jeff: But I didn't!
Me: Nah, you tried killing me in my own house.
Jeff: Oi! I didn't know it was you in the first place!
Me: Shut up, Joker wannabe
Jeff: Alice reject
Me *starts beating him with teh frying pan*
Jeff: NO STAHP PLZ AM SARREH!
Me: >:3
Slender: ENOUGH!
Me: You can't tell me what to do! This is MY house!
Slender: *sigh* *uses his tendrils to get me off of Jeff*
Me: *using a fire spell* *missed*
Slender: Nice try but you can't just whack people with a frying pan
Me: I do what I want, old man! Put meh down!
Jeff: No, kill her >:3
Me: Frying pan, u want?
*YEET*
Slendy: wot?
Cancer: wassup guys?
Jeff: How'd you get in?
Cancer: -_-
Jeff: Well?
Cancer: Front door, genius.
*Jeff YEET*
Me: Now they're gone!
BEN: How were they YEETed?
Me: Hax
BEN: OMG teach meh
Me: Yeah, later...
The YEET Kingdom
YEETster: YEET! YEET YEET YE YEET!
(Humans! Oh my g, Humans!)
Jeff: Um... hello?
YEETster: YEET YEET YEET YE YE YEET YEEEEET!!!
(It speaks an alien language! How bizarre!)
~It took 2 hours for Jeff to return to the normal world~
~The End~
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