Me: AYOOOOOOOOOOOO WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

*groaning*

Me: Come on! I'm gonna be your... 'cooking teacher', hehe.

Jeff: But you're a kid.

Me: I'm in high school, too! I'm not a kid!

Sally: Then what am I, bish?

Me: A fast-learner.

Sally: Mk.......

Jane: What're we gonna cook for cooking class, tho?

Me: GO CRAZEH

Liu/Sully: That sounds 'perfectly' fine. Except we don't know how to cook.

Me: You guys would work together, is that ok????????

Sully: No

Me: Ok, how about this....

1.) Jeff & BEN

2.) Glitchy Red & Lost Silver

3.) Jane & Clocky

4.) Nina & Sally

5.) Grinny cat and Smile dog

6.) Dark Link and The Rake

7.) Hoodie and Masky

8.) Liu and Sully.

9.) Toby. ***There's no one else***
     Is that fine now?

*mehhhhhhhhhhhh*

Me: Oki. Y'all have 1 hour. Hurry up. Start now

*wdnkdnvisa*

*Time skip brought to you by Mehhhhhhhhhh*

Me: Ok, let's see how you guys did!

*Toby's table...*

Me: You are officially crowned Waffle King

Toby: nuh its waffle boi

me: mk

*Liu and Sully's table...*

Me: Oatmeal? Really?

Sully: Ya piece of shit! That was the only thing we could make! Thanks to your lazy ass!
Liu: Shut up, will ya?! You don't even know how! Despite you can control my body at any time!

Me: I'll.... go now...

*Hoodie and Masky's table...*

Me: Cheesecake... I mean, I expected that :P

*Dark Link and Rake's table...*

Me: WHAT DAFUQ?!?!

DL & Rake: NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO COOK HERE, HUMAN!

Me: I'm not a human! I'm a mage! With 3 years of damn training! So shaddup!

DL: Yeah, a spirit of one! Just 'cus you trained to be a mage doesn't mean you aren't human anymore!....Human!

Me: But srsly tho! How'd you burn the apple?!

Rake: DL roasted it too hard.

Me: Nani?

Rake: You see...

    *Earlier*

*Dark Link was ROASTING the apple. with words*

Me: ...

*Grinny and Smile's table...*

Me: I didn't know cats and dogs could make their own food... O.o

Grinny: Long story :P

Me: Oh well.

*Nina and Sally's table*

Me: Wow! A 2-feet-tall cake?? IN ONE HOUR?!?!

Both of them: Yup!

Me: I can't even do a PANCAKE in 5 minutes ;-;

Sally: Maybe you're just not trying hard enough!

Me: I am!

Sally: Exactly.

*Jane and Clocky's table...*

Me: ...burnt eyeballs?

Clocky: Eyeballs of witches like you, too!

Me: FUCK NO *noped the fudge outta there*

*Red and Silver's table*

Me: ...

Red: Well?

Me: Why? Of all things, why? Why cereal? -_-

Red: *looking at Silver for the answer*

Silver, with his mouth full of cereal: waf'nt mi (wasn't me)

Red: We just like it..? :/

*And lastly, Jeff and BEN's table!*

Me: XDDD

Both of them: Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Me: Oh, nothing XDDDD

BEN: Is our burnt pizza not burnt enough? Maybe I'll burn it even more!

Me: NO NO NO NO THE SCHOOL WILL CATCH FIRE!

*BELL~*

Me: OK! Grades will be revealed by the end of the school year and you should get going to the last class for the morning, then you get an hour-long break for lunch, and 3 or 4 more subjects in the afternoon. NOW SCRAM, PEOPLES!

 (Technically, the end of this first book. There will be a LOT of books. But this first one, memes. Next ones, an actual story. With POVs but slight jokes.)

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