Cutting out Holidays

"All rise. The court of Holidays is now in session"

Everyone rose from their seats respectfully. "Residing at the bench are: Gakushū New Years" a strawberry blonde haired young man dressed in a sparkling outfit went to take his seat.

"Rio Valentine" A long haired blonde woman dressed in a red dress with heart designs followed New Years to her seat.

"Kaede Easter" a green haired woman followed behind Rio, she carried a basket of colorful eggs with her and a white rabbit in her other arm.

"Yūma Halloween" a handsome black haired man wearing a black cape and an orange formal attire underneath sat beside Kaede, he carried a jack o' lantern with him.

"Hiroto Thanksgiving" an orange-brown haired man sat next to Yūma Halloween. He carried a plate of a big roasted turkey with him and set it on the table.

"And finally chief justice, Karma Christmas"

A handsome red haired young man who wore a crown made from Christmas lights around his head sat in the center. His yellow eyes took in the people in the court room before settling on the person who introduced them, Itona Tax Day. "Thank you Itona you may be seated" he said after clearing his throat.

Itona Tax Day nodded and sat down beside Ren April Fools

"As you know" Karma began seriously "The yearly calendar has become bloated with holidays, we're gathered here today to hear the pleas of all minor holidays, to determine if they would be allowed to stay" he then looked over at Ren

"April fools will be taking minutes"

Ren snickered as he typed on his stenotype "totally" he says still snickering.

"First on the list" Karma read "Is Irina Black Friday"

"Move! Get out of my way I was here first!" A beautiful curvy blonde dressed in all black stepped forward, she slammed her brief case on the ground and crossed her arms around her hefty chest, a saucy look on her face.

"No! Hey!" Hiroto Thanksgiving called out. "She can't be here" he said with a glare. "I filed a restraining order, you have to stay at least one day away from me"

"He's right Black Friday, you need to stay on your designated place on the calendar" Gakushū New Years said.

Irina gave a faux thoughtful look, before making a face at Hiroto "Ehhh no"

"Okay whatever you want" Karma said with a shrug, slamming his hammer down. "What?!" Hiroto and the others gave Karma an annoyed look.

"Next is Chinese New Years" Itona announced. An older man who resembled Gakushū came forward, he wore traditional Chinese clothing, a smirk on his face. When Gakushū saw the man he felt anger coursing through him. "You!" He pointed an accusing finger at the man

"Hello Gakushū" Chinese New Years, his father greeted him.

"He has got to go, we can't have two starts to the year" Gakushū growled "It's confusing!"

"I was here first" Gakuho Chinese New Years said smugly

"I'm more popular!" Gakushū New Years snapped

"I have a parade of dragons" Gakuho reminded

"Damn it!" Gakushū slumped in his seat. He turned to look at Karma "Christmas back me up"

"Sorry but he's staying" Karma said slamming his hammer again. "Alright next up Pie day?"

"APPROVE!" everyone shouted.

"We haven't cut anyone from the list, who else is coming in today?" Yūma said. "Ryouma Saint Patrick's day?" Karma read out loud.

"No! People need a special day to pretend that they're Irish" Kaede chimed in

"Ryunosuke Cinco de Mayo"

"People need a special day to pretend that they're Mexican too" Kaede said petting her rabbit

"Tadaoma Election Day" Karma continued on

"People need a special day to pretend that they voted!"

"Alright what about Masayoshi Ground Hogs day?" Karma asked, to which Rio Valentine piped up, mouth full of chocolates "If we lose him do we lose the Bill Murray movie aswell?"

"It's not worth the risk" Gakushū said. "What about Nagisa Mothers Day?" He suggested, suddenly earning himself glares and gasps from everyone in the room. "Shame on you" Karma said with a look of repulsion

"Okajima fathers day?" Yūma suddenly suggested

"Yep we could lose him" everyone agreed unanimously

"What about Kanzaki Labor day?"

"No way" Karma laughed. "Why not?" Hiroto asked. "Because it's a day off of work" Karma explained

"Shouldn't we call her Kanzaki no Labor day then?" Kaede whispered to Rio

"There's more to a holiday than just getting the day off" Yūma said

Rio scoffed "You would say that Halloween"

"Look who's talking Valentine" Yūma rebutted

"How dare you!" Rio angrily yelled

Karma called for order before the two could fight. "Order! Order! Let's just review the minutes and then make an informed decision"

Suddenly, Ren April Fools bursted out laughing. "April fools!" He went over to Hiroto who was busy stuffing his face with turkey legs "I haven't been taking, any minutes!" Grabbing the pie beside the turkey, he slammed the pie against Hiroto's face, before happily running off out of the court house

Hiroto sat there unmoving. He licked some pie off his cheek before turning to Karma

"Can we lose April fools?"


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