Nobody's POV

It was a loud and rowdy day at the beloved Fairy Tail guild.

Elfman was shouting about being a man, Gajeel was singing an unknown song, much to everyone's dismay, Gray was currently hiding from a possessive Juvia, and a fight was brewing in the middle of the room.

Surprisingly though, a certain pink haired dragon slayer was not a part of that fight.

He, in fact, was over in the left corner of the guild, silently watching his beautiful blonde haired wife converse with her blue-haired bookworm friend.

As creepy as it sounds, Natsu had developed a habit of spending at least an hour watching his wife whenever they went to the guild together, whether it be from right next to her or from a table far away.

This habit started years ago, just after Jude attacked the guild and had Mard Geer kidnapped his daughter. After they had successfully gotten Lucy back, Natsu had refused to leave the celestial mage's side, much to her dismay and much to Mira's enjoyment.

But, after some pestering from the Master and a few influential beatings from Erza, Natsu had opted to discreetly watch his crush, to make sure she was always safe.

And just as everybody knows, habits are hard to break, so throughout the years of him crushing, dating, and now marrying the said girl, the pinkette always watched and made sure Lucy was safe.

It was a soft musical laugh that brought Natsu back from his thoughts and he again fixed his onyx eyes on his wife.

Wonder what they're talking about? He wondered with a slight smile, only to have it slowly disappear when his best feline friend decided to join the two girls.

The pink haired dragon-slayer watched in annoyance as Happy flew into Lucy's lap and smashed his large head into her chest, attempting to hug the celestial mage with his small body.

"Lushee!" Happy cried, clutching Lucy's white shirt. "Carla rejected my fish again." A loud sob escaped the blue exceed as he continued speaking. "She said...she said, she would never accept a dirty fish and that no matter how many times I offered it, she would never accept it."

Natsu watched with loving eyes as his wife's chocolate eyes softened and she carefully wrapped her arms around the small being, softly stroking his head. But, when he witnessed Happy snuggle closer to her chest, that loving look disappeared and he narrowed his eyes into slits.

"Whatcha lookin' at?" Gray questioned, taking a seat in front of his rival.

"A pervert." The dragon-slayer replied, still looking at Happy.

The raven haired male's dark blue eyes shifted to Natsu then he turned his head to the side and looked in the supposed direction the said male was looking.

"Huh? Where?" He questioned, one of his eyebrows raised.

"Right there." Natsu nodded his head in the direction of his wife.

Gray's eyebrows shot up and turned around to face Natsu. "You talkin' about Lucy?" He sighed, placing his elbows on the table in front of him and leaning forward. "Bro, I know Lucy's weird and everything but, you shouldn't call your wife a pervert in public. Hell, at all."

Natsu jerked his head back and shot his guild mate that said 'you're an idiot.'

"What the hell are you talking about? I'm not calling Lucy a pervert, I would never do that. I'm talking about a certain somebody else over there." Natsu turned his attention back to the scene before him and cringed as he watched Lucy press a quick kiss to Happy's head.

Lucky bastard.

Gray looked back in Lucy's direction and his eyebrows once again shot up. "Levy?! You're seriously calling Levy a pervert?"

"Huh? What no-" But before Natsu could finish, the ice-make mage was calling out to Gajeel, Levy's husband.

"Oi, Gajeel, come here!" He called, motioning for the iron dragon slayer to come to their table.

"Wait, I wasn't calling Levy a pervert, I was-" Natsu started but Gray wasn't listening, instead the said male was smiling ear to ear, probably anticipating the fight that was soon to break out.

"What do ya want, Ice cube?" Gajeel asked gruffly as lumbered up the two mages.

Ignoring the insult thrown at him, Gray thrust his thumb as the man beside him. "This idiot called Levy a pervert."

Gajeel's eyes hardened and he shifted his gaze toward Natsu, who put his hands up.

"Wait, I never called Levy a pervert. I simply told Emo-Shit I was looking at a pervert." He pointed to where their wives were. "And look, there is a pervert."

Gajeel turned to look where Natsu was pointing. "Huh, you talkin' about Lucy?" He questioned. "Salamander, as a married man I'm going to give you some advice. Never call your wife a pervert. Ever."

"I'm not calling my wife a pervert, Metal Head." He growled, glaring at the iron dragon slayer.

"Then who the fuck are you calling a pervert?" Gray questioned. "Only Levy, Lucy, and Happy are over there. Stop lying, you were talking about Levy."

As soon as Gajeel heard Happy's name and saw what the feline was doing, everything clicked in his mind and he let out a loud couple of laughs.

"He's not lying." Gajeel stated. "He wasn't talkin' about my wife or his."

"Then who was he talking about?"

The spiky haired man let out another laugh. "He's talking about Happy. This fool's jealous of his own damn cat!"

The ice mage was quiet for a moment before he burst out laughing, drawing attention from several of his guildmates near-by.

"Shut up!" Natsu yelled, his cheeks flaring up.

"B-but he's a cat!" Gray exclaimed, attempting to control his laughter.

"So, doesn't mean he's not a pervert." Natsu mumbled looking away.

"But, he likes Carla!"

"So, maybe he's a two timer." This, of course, caused the two mages to laugh harder.

"Oi, Firebreath, do you even hear yourself? You sound even more like an idiot than you normally do."

"If you have nothing important to say, go away."

"Hey, Gray, what's going on over here?" Macao asked, walking up to the three male mages.

"Tabasco Sauce, over here, is jealous of Happy. Even went as far as to claim Happy could be a two timer."

"Shut up!" Natsu yelled, jumping to his feet, successfully knocking his chair over.

"Ha, what an idiot." Gajeel scoffed to which Natsu whipped his head around to look at the large man.

"You can't talk, Ironbreath. You get jealous over Lily and Levy. I've seen you. As for you, you damn piece of ice, you get jealous of any damn thing that gets too close to Juvia. So, shut the fuck up and leave me alone."

"Huh?! Pickin' a fight with me or something?" The Gajeel yelled, slamming his hands on the table.

"I'll beat your ass." Gray challenged, clenching his fist which started leaking frost.

"Bring it on!" Natsu yelled, launching himself at the two.

-.-

It was hours later when the fight finally ended. The three mages were all sprawled out across the now broken guild hall, tired and beaten up, each hurting in a different place but all satisfied with what they accomplished.

"Hey Sweetheart." Lucy said softly, squatting next to buised husband. "You doing alright?"

A small groan came from his lips, as he glanced at his wife. "Yeah but, I would feel a lot better if you gave me a kiss."

Lucy chuckled and pressed a loving kiss to Natsu's chapped lips.

"Feel better?" She questioned with a smile.

"Mmmm."

"Are you ready to go home?"

"Let me rest here for a couple of minutes. It was tiring beating up Ice Pop and Metal Mouth." Two scoffs were heard from a few feet away but both Lucy and Natsu ignored them.

"Alright, just let me know when you're ready." Making a move to get up, Lucy stopped when she felt Natsu gently grab her hand.

"Stay."

Lucy's eyes softened as she took a seat. "Alright."

It was quiet for a bit before Lucy spoke again.

"So, I heard you got jealous of Happy, again."

Natsu flinched and looked away.

"Yeah." Gajeel called out, only to groan when Levy smacked his head.

"What was that for, Shrimp?" He questioned angrily.

"For getting in their conversation."

"Humph."

Lucy chuckled as she listened to the two.

"Lucy," Gray called out, catching the said girl's attention. "He even accused him of being a two-timer."

This time, Juvia, whacked her husband. "Gray-sama, Levy's right. It's rude to be in other people's conversation."

Lucy raised an eyebrow and looked back at her husband.

"Is this true?"

Natsu coughed and shifted his eyes in the other direction.

The Celestial Mage was quiet for a moment then sighed, a soft smile on her face.

"What am I going to do with you?" She wondered aloud, obviously amused.

"Kiss me." Natsu suggested, gaining a smack from his own wife.

"Shut up, you idiot."

"But, you know you love me."

"Sometimes I wonder why though?" She gave a playful shrug.

"Oi!"

Lucy laughed, then it was quiet for a while, the only sounds heard were Mira and Lisanna cleaning up the guild around them.

"Hey Natsu?" Lucy finally asked.

"Yeah?" He hummed.

"You do know that Happy's a cat, right?"

"Of course I know that." Natsu mumbled.

"Then why are you jealous of him?"

"That's what I said!" Gray exclaimed, earning another smack from his wife.

Not hearing a response from her lover, Lucy sighed. "You're an idiot."

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