● Shadow & Rouge private message.

Shadow:
> did you get the notice from the board

Rouge:
> what
> abt the new weapon?
> I mean come on they can't srsly just tryna make robots and put them in the force

Shadow:
> yeah but I heard from Kenner that they managed to operate one and its entire army
> I'm kinda concerned

Rouge:
> oh pls Mr. Alien, what are you worried abt?
> bc I'm not lmao

Shadow:
> but the notice said all units will be provided with this weapon
> what if they send a malfunction robot to our team? We can't work with that
> sending robot as a weapon is kinda too advanced for them to get it right immediately

Rouge:
> honey
> if they ever send one to us we can just ignore it and do our mission ourselves
> like, pretend it's not there
> it's a robot, it's not like it has feelings to even consider wanting to be included

Shadow:
> well if you put it that way...
> yeah, I guess we can just ignore it

Rouge:
> that's the spirit, partner ;)
> anyway, I have a date to attend
> see ya 🫰

Shadow:
> right, bye Rouge

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● Main GC.

Rouge:
> WE HAVE A GIANT ROBOT ON OUR TEAM
> [photo sent]
> GIANT ASS WEAPON 😭😭

Sonic:
> that robot is scary what the hell
> is Shadow there?

Rouge:
> he's arguing with the commander rn

Gadget:
> oh that's sick
> all I got from my force is a new weapon
> they call it wispon
> something relating to alien's energy 🙄

Scourge:
> bro you're killing Shadow's kind

Gadget:
> HAHSGA NO THE TINY COLORFUL ALIENS

Scourge:
> still

Rouge:
> so I guess every division got something new
> also this robot has a name and he's angry if Shadow and I doesn't address him with it

Amy:
> oh so the robot now has pronouns AND feelings?

Silver:
> what's the robot's name?
> he looks kinda cute ngl 😭

Rouge:
> Model E-123 OMEGA
> but he said his "friends" calll him Omega

Gadget:
> who tf are his friends bro 😭

Silver:
> aww that's cute

Sonic:
> what the hell is cute from it? It's a huge ass military robot

Silver:
> HIS name is Omega and you will respect HIS pronouns 😡

Rouge:
> yeah Sonic wth is your problem

Sonic:
> 💀

Knuckles:
> bet I can dent his face easy
> just a weak walking metal

Gadget:
> suurreee

Rouge:
> @Knuckles honey he's a weapon
> he's equipped with machine guns etc

Knuckles:
> I CAN DODGE EM

Blaze:
> Knux are you suicidal today

Scourge:
> love that she said "today"
> like every other day he's not suicidal but some days he feels like it

Infinite:
> honestly...

Gadget:
> Finny wtf

Rouge:
> Shadow's back
> his argument was denied by the commander
> he's pissed now lmao

Sonic:
> is it rly that bad to work with a robot?

Rouge:
> not really but Shadow and I have always done our missions together
> no interruptions from anyone
> he's annoyed if Omega's gonna be in the way

Amy:
> hey you never know till you try
> maybe Omega will be very helpful

Rouge:
> yeah but this is Shadow we're talking abt
> oh well I gtg guys
> ttyl 🫰

Silver:
> tell Shadow to be nice with the robot pls it's his first day on the job 😭

Rouge:
> lmao will do

Sonic:
> now why would you be concerned abt the robot @Silver

Silver:
> idk but he looks silly

Scourge:
> every fucked up guy is silly to you

Blaze:
> this time it's a weaponized robot tho

Scourge:
> exactly

Silver:
> nuh uh