Sonic:
> so I took Tails shopping to get new school supplies
> I went overboard and got him new lab kits

Amy:
> it's the mom with cash instincts I tell you

Sonic:
> I can't help it 😔

Scourge:
> like me fr
> Fleet and I were just kissing and we ended up having sex

Sonic:
> THAT'S NOT THE SAME

Scourge:
> yes it is 😬

Rouge:
> me when I wanna buy new lipstick and exit the store with two shopping bags

Gadget:
> me entering HQ empty handed and left with two new weapons for my collection

Shadow:
> ISTG

Silver:
> left the city with a stick and came back with a hole

Knuckles:
> huh

Scourge:
> OH
> HAHHAHAHSHJS
> SILVER HOLY SHIT
> THAT'S A GOOD ONE

Knuckles:
> what??

Blaze:
> I can't believe he just said that 😭

Sonic:
> EW

Mephiles:
> HONEY WHY

Infinite:
> Silver slaying

Knuckles:
> WHAT
> HOW IS THIS MY FIRST TIME NOT UNDERSTANDING A JOKE IN THIS DAMN GC

Amy:
> dick into pussy

Knuckles:
> OOHHHHH
> EW

Silver:
> I'm unstoppable :)

Sonic:
> yes you are
> someone stop this hedgehog

Mephiles:
> I know, it's my job

Silver:
> RUNNING AWAY

Mephiles:
> HEY

Sonic:
> anyway
> it's still so cold outside and I insisted Tails to buy new jacket, but he refused
> how do I handle this kid

Amy:
> I'll buy it anyway and force him to wear it

Fleetway:
> yeah I agree with Amy's strategy

Scourge:
> if he don't want a new jacket then he can't have his new lab kit

Blaze:
> okay maybe not that, Scourge

Scourge:
> works all the time with my cousin :)

Rouge:
> maybe just go with Amy's idea
> and convince him to wear it

Sonic:
> man it's so hard to control a teenager 😮‍💨

Mephiles:
> your child hit puberty

Sonic:
> HE'S NOT MY CHILD
> but I still love him

Gadget:
> where's the husband when you need him??

Shadow:
> I'm responsible, everyone stfu
> I'm currently at the store to pick the jacket

Silver:
> it's so cold outside I just wanna burn myself

Blaze:
> omg same

Knuckles:
> I kinda like the cold a little bit
> because my fruit tastes more fresh

Scourge:
> @Silver pre heating that meal for your fiancé I see

Silver:
> STO

Gadget:
> mm fucking in an oven 🥧

Infinite:
> fucking an oven

Rouge:
> EWW GROSS

Sonic:
> see there's a difference between
> fuck the oven and fucking the oven

Gadget:
> no shit

Sonic:
> ):

Shadow:
> APOLOGIZE

Gadget:
> I'M SORRY

Rouge:
> higher up is angry at you

Gadget:
> SORRYYYY

Sonic:
> oh this is nice
> I can just go to GUN and mess around with people
> they won't do nothing, I have Shadow :)

Amy:
> why are you trying to be a menace
> you rly think Shadow would let you roam around GUN?

Shadow:
> he's not allowed in that building

Sonic:
> I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME

Shadow:
> I do but you'll just distract me at work 🧍‍♂️

Scourge:
> he's calling you a nuisance 🫢

Sonic:
> FUCK YOU SHADOW

Shadow:
> HEY WTF

Fleetway:
> our first drama of the year
> nice 🍿

Amy:
> AND NOT CAUSED BY ME
> god I feel so much better abt myself

Blaze:
> proud of you bby

Knuckles:
> this chat is going all over the place
> I'm so confused

Infinite:
> buddy I'm with you

Gadget:
> no you're not
> you're with me

Infinite:
> istg

Shadow:
> yall this queue at the cashier is crazy

Fleetway:
> you still picking up that jacket?

Shadow:
> yeah
> I guess other parents thought the same thing since it's almost back to school time
> I'm just glad Tails is excited and not whining abt not wanting to go to school

Blaze:
> he's entering his middle school era
> I'm gonna cry

Rouge:
> aw honey

Gadget:
> she's crying bc she realize she's old

Blaze:
> SHUT UP
> I DON'T NEED YOU TO REMIND ME

Scourge:
> oh mood

Gadget:
> 😬