Shadow:
> guys I have something I'm finally brave enough to confess to you all

Knuckles:
> he hates coffee beans

Amy:
> WHAT

Shadow:
> THAT'S A LIE
> COFFEE BEANS FOR LIFE
> anyway that's not it
> I wanna confess that I've been gaining new powers as an alien hybrid
> and just like Meph, I too can change form

Gadget:
> not rly a deep secret there buddy

Shadow:
> wait till you find out what I can change into

Scourge:
> I mean you'd probably have like an extra eye or something right
> maybe longer tail and claws or shit

Shadow:
> giant alien squid

Scourge:
> WHAT

Blaze:
> EEWWWW WTF

Scourge:
> AYO SONIC HITTIN THE JACKPOT
> DID YOU HAVE SEX IN THAT FORM

Sonic:
> I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Knuckles:
> what in the extraterrestrial life is going on
> how does a hedgehog turn into squid

Amy:
> wait wouldn't that be kraken

Mephiles:
> do you guys wanna see the pic

Scourge:
> SHOW ME I HAVE TO KNOW

Shadow:
> 🧍‍♂️

Mephiles:
> [picture sent]

Scourge:
> oh hell no
> wth that's actually fucked up
> nice 😏 @Sonic

Sonic:
> SSTTOOPPP

Rouge:
> I've been with you all this time and I never know??

Gadget:
> he looks like he'd breed the entire planet with all those tentacles

Infinite:
> GADGET

Scourge:
> hot

Fleetway:
> honey? 😰

Shadow:
> hell yeah baby
> the ultimate Alpha on the planet

Knuckles:
> AINT NO WAY HE CALLED HIMSELF THAT
> YOU NEED TO STFU

Rouge:
> uh oh he's being delusional again

Gadget:
> breeder hog 😔

Sonic:
> he revealed he can turn into giant squid and this is y'alls reaction? 😭😭

Silver:
> what did you expect Sonic, he's a giant flying alien squid lmao

Gadget:
> yeah and Meph can go literal rock hard for you brat hog

Silver:
> UGH

Mephiles:
> I can what 💀

Scourge:
> yeah tell em Gadget ‼️
> tell him he's not one to comment for having a demon for a bf ‼️

Shadow:
> guys guys
> that's not all
> I can grow wings too

Rouge:
> AND YOU MADE ME CARRY YOU FOR THE LAST FIVE MISSIONS

Shadow:
> well I wasn't ready to reveal that yet
> I'm shy 👉👈

Fleetway:
> GASP
> FLYING BUDDY????
> OMG OMG

Shadow:
> and I can summon aliens too

Scourge:
> I smell orgy in the Sonic household
> mmm alien orgy

Sonic:
> DON'T MAKE ME OVERTHINK IT 🔫🔫

Infinite:
> an entire army or aliens
> what could go wrong amirite

Amy:
> a world domination full of aliens

Infinite:
> naahh

Shadow:
> I won't use that ability as much
> I don't like it anyway, I can do things myself

Scourge:
> yeah like doing your bf

Sonic:
> 🔫🔫🔫

Blaze:
> what other abilities you have?

Shadow:
> so far just that
> I've been training with Meph since he can help guide me on how to control my powers

Knuckles:
> and how does a demon control an alien exactly

Shadow:
> dunno but it works so

Rouge:
> so the title of fucked up couple now goes to Sonic and Shadow huh

Amy:
> fucked up couple?? 😭😭

Scourge:
> who was it last time
> Silver and Meph?

Rouge:
> yeah
> you and Fleet still hold the super freaky couple title btw

Fleetway:
> SUPER FREAKY COUPLE I CAN'T

Knuckles:
> babe what are these names 😭

Sonic:
> no way did you just call us fucked up
> Shadow is the finest man in town

Shadow:
> oh no I'm blushing at work

Scourge:
> uh oh looks like someone's abt to receive the best reward at home for the compliment

Sonic:
> DON'T RUIN MY WHOLESOME MOMENT YOU SUPER FREAKY CUM SLUT

Scourge:
> AYYOOO NO NEED TO SNAP THERE ASSHOLE

Silver:
> can you guys just stop smh

Scourge:
> shut up rock rider

Silver:
> WHAT
> DON'T CALL ME THAT
> I CAN'T EVEN RIDE NORMAL MEPH

Gadget:
> HAHAH WHAT THE FUCK SILVER

Silver:
> DON'T LAUGH AT ME YOU HYPNO ADDICT

Gadget:
> A WHAT

Sonic:
> FUCK ALL OF YOU

Scourge:
> I CAN FUCK MYSELF THANK YOU 🖕🖕
> UNLIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE, I CAN ACTUALLY USE A DILDO

Silver:
> AINT NO WAY
> AINT NOO WAAYYYY

Rouge:
> the twinks are fighting
> this is rare 👀

Mephiles:
> I find it hot when Silver's angry 🥰

Fleetway:
> brother 😰

Infinite:
> this happens bc Shadow is an alien

Shadow:
> I got that aura

Knuckles:
> speak like that again I dare you

Silver:
> SCOURGE YOU CAN'T EVEN LIVE A DAY WITHOUT A DICK
> YOU'D DIE BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE NEXT DAY

Scourge:
> UH HUH YEAH AND YOU'D STARVE WITHOUT MEPH'S FORTUNE

Sonic:
> FLEET WOULD STARVE WITHOUT YOU TOO DUMBASS

Gadget:
> YOU'RE ONE TO TALK FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB AND LIVES ON SHADOW'S MONEY 🖕🖕

Amy:
> um
> shouldn't we do something abt this

Blaze:
> not we
> them @Shadow @Mephiles @Fleetway @Infinite

Fleetway:
> sadly a battle between twinks is something I musn't interfere

Shadow:
> my secret is too powerful it made the twinks angry

Mephiles:
> no wait I'm enjoying this

Infinite:
> I bet Meph is jacking off to angry Silver rn

Mephiles:
> ayo that's too far 💀

Knuckles:
> some bfs you guys are 💀

Fleetway:
> I'm a husband tho

Knuckles:
> that doesn't make it better