Fleetway:
> turns out Scourge has bowel infection from food poisoning

Sonic:
> wtf did he eat 💀

Gadget:
> make him vomit more
> vomit = poison out

Blaze:
> Gadget, do me a favor and stfu

Amy:
> so he's not pregnant?

Fleetway:
> nope
> but he's seriously ill
> he's hospitalized today so he's taking a break from work

Silver:
> WHAT
> HOW LONG WILL HE BE THERE

Fleetway:
> about 5 days maybe
> he's gonna be fine

Amy:
> how's Surge??

Fleetway:
> we were just abt to ask you to come to our house and look after her lmao

Amy:
> knew it
> I'll do my job sir 🫡

Blaze:
> hey maybe this time I can come with you
> I may not be the best but at least you'll have help

Amy:
> aww thanks Blaze I appreciate that!
> I'll pick you up now

Shadow:
> man I was hoping for a big twist
> like maybe he's a herm

Infinite:
> ik I was waiting for that too

Knuckles:
> what kind of a sick twist is that
> how does someone get a vagina so late

Shadow:
> who knows???

Knuckles:
> then maybe you get a vagina when you're 30 Shadow

Shadow:
> ayo
> I'm too masculine to have a pussy

Sonic:
> HA
> man

Rouge:
> we have a friend hospitalized and y'all talking abt vagina is crazy 💀

Fleetway:
> for the last time Scourge is not herm 😭

Mephiles:
> but what if what Shadow said is true
> maybe one of us does grow the opposite genital when we reach a certain age

Infinite:
> wh
> what if I grow boobs 😳

Gadget:
> NOOOOOO THE MENTAL IMAGE
> IT'S KILLING ME

Rouge:
> how come Meph of all ppl is agreeing with this theory 🤠

Sonic:
> he's tired of being rational

Mephiles:
> I've never been rational before wytb

Shadow:
> damn that's insane
> what if Sonic's pregnant and we just don't know

Fleetway:
> omg you guys are still talking abt this?? 💀

Sonic:
> they're having a crisis

Silver:
> what if I become a girl

Mephiles:
> that'd be nice sweety

Silver:
> ikr???
> man

Fleetway:
> Meph has become the lover of two genders

Knuckles:
> bi Meph fr?

Sonic:
> OMG MY BI BUDDY

Mephiles:
> having a bigender baby switched me
> bc I got 2 in 1

Infinite:
> lucky bastard
> now get her pregnant

Knuckles:
> straight to the point 💀

Gadget:
> yeah Meph when are you gonna give him a baby

Mephiles:
> eehh idk

Sonic:
> you're so mean

Silver:
> daddy I want baby

Shadow:
> your baby wants baby

Mephiles:
> no baby before marriage

Silver:
> SO WE WILL GET BABY AT SOME POINT???

Gadget:
> OH MY GOD
> @Fleetway TELL SCOURGE PLS

Fleetway:
> WTF

Sonic:
> FUTURE BABY LESGOOO

Rouge:
> GET IN LIINNEEEE
> I'LL GET PREGNANT FIRST

Shadow:
> why does it matter who gets pregnant first

Rouge:
> bc it'll be special
> and I wanna be special

Knuckles:
> you're alrdy special wtf you're my gf

Gadget:
> oooh

Rouge:
> 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

Fleetway:
> I told Scourge
> and he said
> so Silver being pregnant is possible??? Mephiles you son of a bitch do it sooner

Sonic:
> even when he's hospitalized he doesn't hold back huh 😂

Silver:
> I'll wait for that ring before I can get pregnant teehee

Mephiles:
> I mean I never said it was impossible
> I have this friend

Shadow:
> yes Meph we remember 💀

Mephiles:
> sseee

Infinite:
> I bet he'll have like 5

Knuckles:
> baby machine

Rouge:
> RUDE AF OMG

Sonic:
> tch men

Gadget:
> Sonic what 🧍‍♂️

Silver:
> hey maybe we should visit Scourge

Shadow:
> god I forgot he's hospitalized
> talking abt pregnant makes you forget every thing

Sonic:
> uh huh 💀

Gadget:
> but he's only just hospitalized today
> maybe tmr?

Sonic:
> I'm picking Tails up from his aunt's house tmr so I probably can't come

Mephiles:
> wait the adoption is real?

Shadow:
> kinda
> we decided to take him in and let him live with us as an additional household member

Sonic:
> I can't bare the thought of Tails calling me dad okay 💀

Knuckles:
> HAHAHHAHAHH
> lol yeah ig you're right
> he's always been a lil bro

Sonic:
> my sweet little bro 🥹

Rouge:
> still basically an adoption

Sonic:
> yeahh shush

Silver:
> okay so what abt we visit tonight?

Sonic:
> tonight's good

Gadget:
> aight cool we'll go at 7
> @Fleetway hospital name and room pls

Fleetway:
> North Grand Hospital
> 4th floor room 418

Gadget:
> thank youu

Silver:
> we'll see you soon Scourge!

Sonic:
> I can't wait to see his baby bump

Fleetway:
> HE'S NOT PREGNANT HSGSKSJHSHS