Fleetway:
> good morning peeeps ‼️

Knuckles:
> oh hey
> so how's your honeymoon

Amy:
> details pls 🎤

Sonic:
> oh shit hi there new weds

Fleetway:
> my wife's still sleeping
> was a great night btw
> he's so sexy in transparent robe

Shadow:
> tr
> transparent
> robe?
> 📝📝📝

Sonic:
> don't write shit down Shadow

Gadget:
> so was it tight

Rouge:
> HEY

Amy:
> okay no more details ⛔️

Silver:
> he must be so happy when he wakes up 😳

Fleetway:
> I just ordered room service
> he'll be very happy when he wakes up

Blaze:
> aw you're just so caring
> I'm so happy for both of you

Gadget:
> FLEET
> WAS IT TIGHT

Infinite:
> omg he keeps yapping

Gadget:
> ANSWER ME

Mephiles:
> lowkey wanna know too

Shadow:
> the curious demon

Mephiles:
> shut up freak

Fleetway:
> no but I made him feel like he's a virgin again ☺️

Shadow:
> 📝🎤

Mephiles:
>  📝🎤

Infinite:
> 📝🎤

Knuckles:
> 📝🎤

Rouge:
> KNUCKLES WHY ARE YOU WITH THEM

Knuckles:
> man's gotta know

Blaze:
> respectable

Sonic:
> ok ok I see you Knux 👀

Rouge:
> 😭😭😭

Fleetway:
> my wife's awake hold on

Silver:
> I love how he's always calling Scourge his wife now that's so sweet 🥹

Amy:
> ayo Meph wife this kid rn

Silver:
> KID?!! I'M NOT A KID

Amy:
> yeah yeah you big baby

Gadget:
> I need that ring too
> with the pointy end of the diamond
> so I can punch people with it

Infinite:
> you're so sadistic lately
> I lowkey love it

Sonic:
> Gadget loves that ring covered in blood

Silver:
> DON'T TAINT THE RING

Rouge:
> I want a shiny ass diamond

Knuckles:
> worth every money for that fat ass

Sonic:
> YO

Knuckles:
> 🤲

Rouge:
> put those hands away boy it's still early in the morning

Infinite:
> holding them hands up like a beggar

Scourge:
> oh shit morning guys
> my ass is sore
> I haven't felt this in a long time oh fuck

Sonic:
> so how's it feel to be a virgin again

Scourge:
> like a dream honestly

Gadget:
> Fleetway fr said
> plap plap get pregnant wife

Scourge:
> HA
> WTF

Silver:
> happy first day of being a wife Scourge! 💐

Scourge:
> aw thank you baby

Blaze:
> so how's it so far

Scourge:
> I feel sexy

Rouge:
> damn I wanna feel that

Knuckles:
> on it ma'am
> be there in 15

Rouge:
> WAIT

Gadget:
> are you planning on travelling somewhere to continue your honeymoon, Scourge?

Scourge:
> I've been thinking abt that
> but maybe I will

Shadow:
> what abt getting pregnant

Fleetway:
> ayo

Rouge:
> I SAID
> NOBODY PREGNANT
> BEFORE MEEEE

Silver:
> shut the fuck up

Mephiles:
> HUH

Scourge:
> WHAT

Gadget:
> GO SILVER GO BEAT HER ASS

Silver:
> Meph and I are getting married next so I'm pregnant first thank you ☺️

Shadow:
> OH MY GOOODDD

Sonic:
> WHAHAHHSSHKA
> IS THAT TRUE @Mephiles

Mephiles:
> I HAVEN'T PROPOSED YET

Amy:
> ahh the expectations after catching the wedding bouquet
> good luck Meph

Rouge:
> ain't no way this twink is coming at me

Scourge:
> babe when he takes things seriously he'll turn his brat baby mode on
> be careful

Rouge:
> fuck him

Silver:
> 🖕☺️🖕

Gadget:
> I support bratty Silver

Sonic:
> mom come pick me up I'm scared

Silver:
> fucking hate it when someone tells me not to do shit

Rouge:
> says the one getting locked up by his bf and is happy abt it

Silver:
> says the old wrinkly lady

Rouge:
> YOU
> ARE YOU THE NEW AMY

Amy:
> UHM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Silver:
> FUCK YOU OLD BITCH

Rouge:
> ARE WE FR BECOMING ENEMIES

Mephiles:
> baby
> Silver calm down

Silver:
> 🥺

Gadget:
> @Scourge @Fleetway
> get your child under control pls

Fleetway:
> naw that was cool
> do it again

Scourge:
> best discourse ever

Shadow:
> and that's how you know they are terrible parents

Sonic:
> as if you're any better

Shadow:
> I'M TRYING MY BEST

Infinite:
> what did you do bro

Shadow:
> was gonna take Tails to go shop for guns...

Infinite:
> what were you thinking 💀

Shadow:
> I WAS GONNA BRING HIM TO THE TOY STORE AFTER THAT

Sonic:
> YEAH TO GET HIM A TOY GUN

Scourge:
> so how's it like being a wife with a kid

Sonic:
> FRUSTRATING

Scourge:
> LMAO
> well I'm leaving to take a bath with my husband
> keep the discourse going so I have reading material after bath

Blaze:
> don't
> please don't
> I swear we're all mature please stop
> please

Sonic:
> Blaze stop we get it okay 😭

Silver:
> I'm sorry Blaze 😔

Rouge:
> AIN'T NO WAY YOU'RE APOLOGIZING TO HER AND NOT ME

Silver:
> DON'T STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S CHANCE TO GET PREGNANT THEN

Rouge:
> FUCK YOU

Silver:
> NO FUCK YOU

Blaze:
> FUCKING STOP
> JUST STOP
> BEFORE I TAP THE LEAVE BUTTON

[5 minutes later...]

Blaze:
> THANK YOU
> GOD