Sonic:
> GUYS
> DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF HICKEYS FASTER

Gadget:
> omg 😭
> I think warm compress should work

Sonic:
> but that's still not fast enough
> my stupid bf thought it'd be a great idea to leave a hickey when he knows I gotta work the next day 💀💀

Amy:
> I see he's being more
> ahem
> p o s s e s s i v e

Rouge:
> why do I read that on reverb lmao

Silver:
> SONIC
> I HAVE ONE TOO

Amy:
> oh my!

Silver:
> HELP

Sonic:
> THEY DEF PLANNED THIS

Scourge:
> ah the consequence of working as a maid
> gotta make sure customers know you alrd belong to someone else
> that reminds me it's been so long since Fleet put a hickey on me 😔

Sonic:
> IT'S NOT FAIIRR
> this is just so embarrassing 😭😭

Gadget:
> forget warm compress
> HOT COMPRESS
> BURN THAT SHIT

Rouge:
> calm down there maniac

Blaze:
> does the maid outfit not have a choker?
> you can use that to hide it

Sonic:
> oh yeah wait I think it does have a choker
> but it's not big enough to cover the hickey
> damn it

Scourge:
> oh cmon it won't be that bad
> it'd look cute on you two
> plus ppl might stop being too close with you if they knew you two are taken

Silver:
> well...maybee
> but it's still embarrassing

Amy:
> oh don't be embarrassed
> you called your bf daddy before

Rouge:
> AMY

Silver:
> it was cute tho?

Amy:
> oh lord

Gadget:
> I guess we can say
> you both are marked
> teehee

Knuckles:
> what was that teehee for

Sonic:
> oh nah
> as if being fucked in the ass isn't marking behavior alrd
> this is more like showing off

Scourge:
> oh you know so well honey 🥹

Sonic:
> IT'S OBVIOUSSSS

Scourge:
> well what else can you do abt it huh
> that's what you get for being freaky the night before your work day

Rouge:
> shit's freaky as hell

Knuckles:
> you guys wanna know a faster solution?
> paint it

Rouge:
> HAHAH

Sonic:
> Knuckles istg

Blaze:
> if the compress doesn't work and your choker can't cover it
> just go with it man
> if they don't ask then you don't have to tell

Silver:
> but what if they ask

Amy:
> "this is a mark my manly man bf gave to me after our hardcore sex last night :)"

Silver:
> AAMMYYYY

Sonic:
> STTOOPPPP

Scourge:
> "my monster bf marked me so you can't dick me, sowwy"

Rouge:
> sowwy 😭😭😭

Gadget:
> monster bf is accurate tho

Knuckles:
> "my alien/demon bf wants you to stay tf away by giving me this mark"

Sonic:
> none of you are helping

Gadget:
> I GENUINELY GAVE YOU A SOLUTION
> COMPRESS THAT NECK

Sonic:
> NOT FAST ENOUGH

Scourge:
> I bet that's what you scream at Shadow

Sonic:
> AAAARRHGHHJJFJFHR

Silver:
> guess I'll have to walk around the cafe with the exposed hickey on my neck 🥲

Scourge:
> eh I did that all the time when we were at school
> you'll get used to it

Sonic:
> NO I don't WANT to GET USED to IT

Scourge:
> okay BITCH chill TF

Amy:
> the hedgehogs are going feral today

Rouge:
> oh just another day