Amy:
> everyone fucking watch the news right now
> Shadow's on tv

Sonic:
> WHAT

Knuckles:
> I'm watching too
> my girlfriend's there hell yeah 😤❤️‍🔥

Amy:
> I can't believe they're on a live tv 💀

Sonic:
> THAT'S MY BOYFRIEENNDDDD ‼️‼️
> HE'S SO HOT

Scourge:
> I just switched the tv in the studio to see the news and now every model here is wondering if Shadow's single

Sonic:
> SUCK ON THAT BITCHES HE'S MINE

Blaze:
> I forgot just how much Shadow hates the public eye and now he's on tv
> this is hella funny 😭

Amy:
> remember when he's angry for winning the school's prom king lmao

Scourge:
> I wonder if this'll boost his popularity to the max now
> I mean all models in my studio have their eyes on him now

Sonic:
> ayo
> mine ✋️

Knuckles:
> yeah yeah but look at my gf
> she's slaying

Amy:
> mommy stealing the show while her fucked up alien child is in the background

Scourge:
> love how no one paid attention to the actual news
> they saved the prime minister from a kidnapping attempt

Knuckles:
> I mean
> when will I see her titties on the big screen again

Scourge:
> HAHA
> true tho

Sonic:
> why is my bf so hot

Amy:
> are you horny

Sonic:
> no but I'm in love

Blaze:
> aw good one

Scourge:
> guess that's all their time for the interview
> god the models here now yap abt him
> these bithces don't know I'm friends with Shadow The Hedgehog

Sonic:
> those bitches don't know I'm DATING Shadow The Hedgehog

Knuckles:
> they're gonna be stars

Blaze:
> yeahh movie companies now like to hire people either because they're famous for being extremely attractive or internet famous

Scourge:
> Shadow would fall for both of those categories
> look at the hashtags trending in just five minutes

Sonic:
> THAT'S MY BOYFRIEENNDDDD
> ✋️✋️✋️

Knuckles:
> pfft
> #mysteriousgovernmentagent
> and #hedgehogagent
> OH ONE FOR MY GF
> #sexybatagent 😭😭😭😭

Amy:
> oh Shadow's gonna have a stroke when he opens his phone later

Sonic:
> I feel so superior bc Shadow is mine
> mwehehehehhe

Scourge:
> I kid you not if they're both trending that fast they're gonna be famous in no time

Sonic:
> Shadow knows he's hot that's why he hides himself away

Blaze:
> Sonic, stop

Sonic:
> HSHAJA

Shadow:
> I swear
> this is why I hate taking missions in public locations
> what the fuck
> I didn't wanna be on camera
> and it was fucking live
> I hate my life 💀

Sonic:
> babe you're so hot
> I love seeing you on tv

Shadow:
> aw thank you
> but I hate it

Knuckles:
> tell Rouge I said hi

Scourge:
> hey @Shadow you're a target now
> the models in my agency are thirsting over you

Shadow:
> no 💀
> I'm not taking missions like this again
> Rouge set me up istg

Amy:
> all my friends are famous
> what is going on
> you and Rouge are trending so fast

Shadow:
> fuck this
> I'm going back to work

Scourge:
> imagine he gets recruited as an actor

Sonic:
> damn 😳

Scourge:
> and has to play a kissing scene with another actor/actress

Sonic:
> NO
> OH NO
> NO NO NO NO

Knuckles:
> oh now you're against the idea of him being famous

Sonic:
> being famous is fine but I won't let him be an actor 🖐

Blaze:
> as if Shadow would ever accept that
> he's like allergic to everyone except you

Sonic:
> bc I'm special 💕

Amy:
> aw well the news is over
> Imma go back to watch my drama series

Knuckles:
> same

Amy:
> WAIT WHAT