Scourge:
> I FORGOT IT'S SILVER'S BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY OMG WHY DIDN'T ANYONE REMIND MEEE

Silver:
> Scourge relax, I didn't even celebrate it ✋️
> but I did get presents so thank you all 🫶

Scourge:
> YEAH BUT I DIDN'T GET YOU ONE

Rouge:
> you're only a day late, you can still send him his present

Scourge:
> it's not special when it's not on time

Amy:
> he gets it‼️

Gadget:
> well you missed it
> womp womp

Scourge:
> istg
> @Silver Fleetway's delivering it to you tonight

Silver:
> oh! Well, thank you!

Sonic:
> HA
> guess the fav child isn't so faved anymore

Scourge:
> I just had a busy schedule okay it was packed and I forgot I have friends

Blaze:
> god

Knuckles:
> way to say you prioritize your career more than your friends

Infinite:
> there there buddy

Scourge:
> I'm sorry 😔

Shadow:
> omg the cactus is apologizing
> this is rare

Gadget:
> Scourge, you good bro??

Scourge:
> like I said
> my schedule was packed and I forgot

Silver:
> it's fine, Scourge, seriously
> I'm still happy that you're willing to give me a present though ☺️

Infinite:
> okay but that aside
> what'd you think of my gift

Silver:
> I don't know how to use it

Amy:
> what
> WHAT DID HE GET YOU

Rouge:
> omg ew is it a toy 🤢

Silver:
> he got me a fruit slicer lmao

Amy:
> oh

Sonic:
> tf kinda gift is that

Infinite:
> something unique a billionaire hedgehog with servants wouldn't think of having

Shadow:
> so...useless?

Infinite:
> USEFUL

Knuckles:
> hey it's the thought that counts

Silver:
> I appreciate all gifts
> I'm still trying to learn how to use it tho
> Imma make a fruit salad out of it

Infinite:
> SEE
> USEFUL

Shadow:
> he's using it out of pity

Gadget:
> chat, I fear he cooked my bf

Infinite:
> NO

Blaze:
> I mean, Silver got me something really special for my birthday
> so ofc I had to get him something special too

Silver:
> like I said, I loved everyone's gifts!

Scourge:
> I haven't delivered mine so you hate it 🧍‍♂️

Silver:
> NOO WHATEVER IT IS I'LL LOVE IT

Shadow:
> speaking of which
> what's @Mephiles birthday gift for you
> I have to know

Mephiles:
> why do you need to know

Shadow:
> curious 🤷‍♂️

Silver:
> Mephy gave me a new necklace 🥰

Knuckles:
> necklace or collar

Silver:
> necklace

Knuckles:
> oh okay just wanted to make sure

Scourge:
> that's it?
> I call bs
> there's something else, involving bed

Amy:
> can he not be wholesome in front of you 😭

Sonic:
> ofc not, he's Scourge 🤠

Shadow:
> my alien instincts also detect a secret 🤨

Mephiles:
> your alien instinct is ass 💀

Shadow:
> YOU ALWAYS DISRESPECT ME

Infinite:
> so did it involve bed or not

Silver:
> noo nothing sexual
> I told you, I need a month before I can get back into doing that

Scourge:
> well that sucks
> HEY
> YOU CAN STILL DO SEXUAL STUFF WITHOUT PENETRATION
> SUCKING IS ONE

Knuckles:
> this bitch does not stop 💀

Blaze:
> leave him alone omg 😭

Amy:
> good point Scourge, but also STOP

Sonic:
> I'd say the same but I'm curious 🫣

Silver:
> for the last time, there's nothing sexual 😭
> I juat got a pretty diamond necklace from Meph, that's all

Gadget:
> dang
> not a very exciting birthday then

Rouge:
> guys relax
> he's saving this one until after marriage

Blaze:
> oh my god

Shadow:
> oh the holy one 😇

Scourge:
> awwwwww
> you're right Rouge
> I'll let it pass then 😇

Silver:
> STOP ITT

Shadow:
> congrats for your second virginity

Gadget:
> you get it, pussy boy

Silver:
> 😭😭

Sonic:
> that has to be the worst nickname EVER 💀

Amy:
> BUT IT'S FUNNY LMAAOOO

Mephiles:
> let my twink enjoy his birthday presents in peace like wtf shut up

Knuckles:
> what'd you expect in a group full of these weirdos

Sonic:
> you're one to talk for someone who can't handle the word tiddy

Knuckles:
> HDSMSJJS SHUT ITTTT

Sonic:
> 💀💀