Sonic:
> GUYS
> SHADOW CAME BACK HOME WITH THIS
> [photo sent]

Infinite:
> ain't no way
> did he casually just buy a new bike

Scourge:
> now you two can fuck on a bike
> nice

Gadget:
> wait that's actually so cool
> it looks almost similar to the one he use at HQ tho

Rouge:
> maybe he really likes it but knows he can't take it home with him
> so he just buy one for himself lol

Sonic:
> I don't see Shadow on a bike that often
> since he use GUN's only and it's for work
> I wonder if I can ride it too

Mephiles:
> he'd rather have you scratch his car than his bike, trust me

Knuckles:
> so it's that precious huh?

Sonic:
> it took him too long to buy one damn

Infinite:
> 😈

Mephiles:
> Infinite don't even think abt it
> Shadow will kill you 💀

Shadow:
> wtf man I just got home and take a shower and all I see in my phone is you guys discussing my bike

Rouge:
> someone had to tell the group and that's your bf's job

Shadow:
> yeah...
> I figured he'd tell but I'm still annoyed

Amy:
> well at least we know you're not the type to immediately brag abt being rich

Blaze:
> and we also know that Sonic is the one that likes to brag

Sonic:
> I MEAN COME OONNN
> IT'S SO COOL
> I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE SO CLOSE AND PARKED IN MY GARAGE

Silver:
> hey
> wanna ride it together? 👀

Sonic:
> oh I see the plan 👀

Shadow:
> NO
> YOU STOLE MY YACHT THAT ONE TIME AND I LET IT SLIDE
> I'LL BE SO PISSED IF YOU TWO MESS WITH MY BIKE

Scourge:
> @Silver you can ride me iykwim

Mephiles:
> AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON A HONEYMOON RN GET OUT

Blaze:
> what even is going on anymore 💀

Sonic:
> aw I really wanna try driving it tho

Shadow:
> you can either ride the car or my dick

Sonic:
> OKAY SHEESH

Shadow:
> you can hop on the back when I'm driving it

Sonic:
> okay take me out on a date then

Blaze:
> you two are in the same house
> just talk

Sonic:
> he's in the kitchen and I'm upstairs ☝️

Scourge:
> oh my god I just thought of the kinkiest shit ever and Shadow might love it

Shadow:
> I'm listening

Sonic:
> I'm SCARED

Scourge:
> stick a dildo on the bike and let Sonic ride it

Gadget:
> OH WOW

Mephiles:
> oh what the fuck

Knuckles:
> I see the vision
> but aint that too much

Shadow:
> hey I like that idea actually

Amy:
> well good luck to you Sonic

Sonic:
> I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
> I DON'T WANNA RIDE THE BIKE ANYMORE

Mephiles:
> that reminds me
> wouldn't that be the same with a rodeo
> with that mech bull or something

Fleetway:
> THE VISION
> MEPHILES

Mephiles:
> JUST THINKING
> IT'S SIMILAR

Scourge:
> now why don't you strap Silver down like that if he ever acts like a brat
> heck you don't even need a bike or a mech bull you can do it with a pillow

Silver:
> Scourge you're not getting my ass for life

Scourge:
> (:

Mephiles:
> well well

Infinite:
> literally just strap them to anything atp

Sonic:
> but I like the bike tho

Amy:
> SHADOW HE WANTS TO BE TORTURED
> QUICK STRAP HIM DOWN AND REV THE ENGINE

Shadow:
> (:

Sonic:
> ISTG
> I JUST WANNA RIDE THE BIKE WHYYYY

Rouge:
> come on Sonic
> everyone knows having a biker bf will always lead to kinky shit
> I've seen it in social media

Amy:
> I saw that too
> but my page is filled with girl bikers and they're so hot

Blaze:
> what

Amy:
> NOT AS HOT AS YOU OFC BABY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Gadget:
> since no one's asking
> hey @Shadow how much was the bike

Shadow:
> 37k

Gadget:
> HOLY SHIT

Knuckles:
> ALMOST 40????

Mephiles:
> that's a good price

Gadget:
> WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THEY PAY YOU MORE THAN ME

Rouge:
> HONESTLY SAME
> ALTHOUGH OUR SALARY IS KINDA THE SAME SINCE WE'RE BOTH AGENTS
> BUT WHAT THE HELL MAN

Shadow:
> and that's why I keep telling you to don't always get stupid woman stuff when it's payday and save that money

Rouge:
> BUT MY SKINCARE AND MAKEUP
> AND MY GIRL SNACK

Shadow:
> @Knuckles she's not listening 💀

Knuckles:
> I mean she gotta do what she gotta do

Sonic:
> I'm living with a sugar daddy

Scourge:
> then call him daddy coward

Infinite:
> oh no not this daddy shit again

Silver:
> daddy stuff is cute wytb

Infinite:
> ofc you'd say that 🧍‍♂️

Sonic:
> WAIT 💡💡
> @Shadow daddy can I ride the bike 🥺

Gadget:
> HE'S PULLING THE DADDY

Scourge:
> will it work???

Shadow:
> if you moan that in bed I might allow it

Sonic:
> 💀

Gadget:
> THE COUNTER

Scourge:
> it didn't work lmao

Mephiles:
> the things he do just so no one can get their asses on his bike

Shadow:
> maybe you should learn how to drive a bike
> it's fun

Mephiles:
> oh nah

Fleetway:
> He has slaves, he don't need to drive on his own

Infinite:
> damn 🧍‍♂️

Shadow:
> and here I thought I'd have a bike buddy 😔
> I thought we were bffs 😔

Mephiles:
> you're an idiot 💀

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Inspired by this twitter post 🤲