Scourge:
> guys I found my newest favorite dessert ever

Amy:
> oh boy I wonder if it's cum cookie

Silver:
> CUM COOKIE????

Scourge:
> NO
> [picture sent]

Rouge:
> wait that actually looks good hold on

Scourge:
> a coworker gave it to me
> it's so good

Infinite:
> what that's just a banana on a stick dipped in chocolate
> I can make that

Scourge:
> it's always the simplest dessert that tastes great

Mephiles:
> I'm actually more surprised that you're not making a dirty joke out of it
> considering it's a banana

Scourge:
> don't get me wrong, I had dirty thoughts of it before I actually took a bite
> see I don't even need to make a joke out of it since you guys alrd know me so well 😌

Silver:
> wait if Infinite is making one, can I have one too pls 👉👈

Gadget:
> get your mouth away from my man's banana

Silver:
> THE DESSERT
> I'M TALKING ABT THE CHOCO BANANA

Gadget:
> nah I can see through those horny eyes

Sonic:
> what're you looking at, we're in a chat 💀

Gadget:
> I can feel it

Scourge:
> you're the horny one here, babe
> go dip your man's cock in chocolate and call it a day

Infinite:
> HELL NO

Gadget:
> 🤤💭

Knuckles:
> what kind of a new kink is this 💀

Amy:
> OH I know how to trigger it for you
> Rouge's boobs drizzled in chocolate

Knuckles:
> alright okay I see the appeal now

Rouge:
> NNOOOO 😭😭😭

Amy:
> don't underestimate the mind of a lesbian

Blaze:
> eh I'd rather have choco strawberry anyway
> I'm not a fan of banana

Sonic:
> ofc the lesbian isn't a fan of banana

Blaze:
> STOP IT

Shadow:
> what is happening what is going on
> why is the chat filled with bananas

Silver:
> bc choco banana sounds delicious

Shadow:
> ch
> choco banana??
> okay who came up with this

Scourge:
> idk but it's good
> ate one in my office

Shadow:
> oh so just Fleet's dick with chocolate

Scourge:
> no I'm actually srs it's an actual dessert 😭

Shadow:
> I'm having a hard time believing since it's you 💀

Mephiles:
> I can relate lmao

Blaze:
> I hate it when I make a smoothie with a bunch of fruit and a banana and suddenly all the other fruits I mixed have no flavor at all
> all I taste is the banana

Infinite:
> what kind of smoothie are you even making

Blaze:
> a healthy one 😤

Silver:
> I'm gonna try and make one myself
> I still have that fruit slicer from Infinite lol

Shadow:
> you can use it now?

Silver:
> yeah I got the hang of it

Infinite:
> SEE SHADOW
> USEFUL

Shadow:
> hmmm I still think he's using it out of pity

Infinite:
> WHY DO YOU HATE ME

Knuckles:
> dw Infinite, like I said
> it's the thought that counts 👍

Scourge:
> welp my break time's over
> going back to work now

Silver:
> save me a banana if you have more pls 🤲

Scourge:
> oh I can def get you a banana alright

Mephiles:
> NO
> Silver I'll buy the ingredients after work
> we'll make it together

Silver:
> oh okay then!